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  • edited April 2018

    You then give Alexa a peace sign with your hand, kind of as an ultimate test to see if your memories are true or artificial.

    You have a distant memory of Alexa and something the two of you used to do as kids. When you gave her the peace sign as kids, she would break down crying, because as she witnessed her father being eaten alive by the fungus all those years ago, he gave her one last peace sign to try and lessen the emotional trauma that event would have on her wellbeing, but it didn't work. So whenever she sees the peace sign, it reminds her of her father. So you used to do it to tease her. You're nice.

    Anyway, you make the peace sign, and she just looks at you slightly confused. She takes it as the "A-okay, fire away!" And so she winks back and smiles, and pulls the trigger.

    The machine charges up. The boss starts weeping and curls up in a ball crying hysterically.

    The machine Alexa is holding then makes a sound that sounds like a chicken being run over by a Ferrari with six and a half people and two dogs onboard, with six cans of beer and a can of Ginger Beer for the innocent one. The machine then--

    [WHAT DOES THE MACHINE DO?]

    ALTERNATE ENDING "Hallelujah, asswipe." You say, right before you-- -- notice in your peripheral vision, the movemen

  • Since no one else is brave enough to answer, I'll go again...

    Alexa fires the gun at your boss. A huuuge chicken noise is heard and a laser fires straight through your boss' head, but he doesn't die.

    The gun splits your Boss into two separate fragments of reality... Meaning there are now two of him.
    "Holy. Cow." Alexa says in awe, "Had I of known this devise would have multiplied that sad excuse of a creature, I would have just stabbed him fourteen times!"

    You are still in shock at the sight of two of the same person talking to eachother. They appear to be having an argument...

    "Why do you do that to your hair!?" Boss #1 says.
    "I don't know what else to do to it! But look who's talkin'? Your hair is horse-shit level!!" Boss #2 argues.
    "HORSE-SHIT!? Thats a bit harsh. I'd say its about pig-shit level. Its not as bad as horse-shit." Boss #1 replies, slightly offended.
    "Harsh? That was a compliment! I love horse-shit!" Boss #2 says back.
    "Really? Me toooooo!!" Boss #1 says and then they hug. Things only got more awkward from there when they start kissing. They then start-- Oh god! I guess that answers the "If you could have sex with yourself, would you?" question.

    You and Alexa get out of the office as soon as possible, now wanting bleach to cleanse their eyes.

    "There is a control panel in the basement which contains a button," Alexa starts, "which will detach Boss' office from the building, and then will activate the jets on his office, which will propell him...and his friend...into outer space!"

    You are slightly astounded at her statement. But none the less want to shoot your boss(es) into outer space for aliens to find. You agree to help her find it.

    (Two hours later)

    The two of you finally make it to the basement. But to access the control panel, three switches must be pulled simultaneously, and each one is about two metres apart from eachother. You need three people.

    Alex turns to you and hands you the gun. "Shoot me." She says. "Create another of me so we can pull all the switches. I promise, I won't do it with myself." You take her word for it, and then take the gun. You point it at her head and pull the trigger.

    This time, though, it sounds like a dolphin, and instead of a laser shooting out, a microchip shoots at her and plants itself onto her forehead. "What the fu-- hell!?" The two of you say at the same time.

    It seems the gun randomly alternates between different affects on its victim. What this microchip is, though, is yet to be discovered.

    You decide to shoot the gun at the control panel to see if it can open it. The gun shoots a large grenade that attaches itself to the cover of the panel. You and Alexa get behind shelter as it explodes, knocking the case of the panel off, revealing what should be buttons and switches, but isn't. Its one giant hole that seems to match up with the shape of the nose of the gun with a little sign above it that reads "Shoot your desired affect below, and be happy with the results!"

    You realise there's a dial on the gun that changes the different bullet types. There are only four options at the moment, but looks like it could change later on.

    Which bullet type do you shoot into the panel?
    [SCRUBBA DUB DUB]
    [WESTERN GHOST TOWN]
    [WHAT IS LOVE?] or
    [HALLELUJAH, ASSWIPE!]

  • Okay, since my last comment killed this thread, its only right I revive it. New question:

    Tell the story of your first kiss

  • On the top of a ferris wheel at a local fair. My GF at the time was the romantic type.

    Favorite meal that your mother (or whoever you lived with) would cook?

    Acheive250 posted: »

    Okay, since my last comment killed this thread, its only right I revive it. New question: Tell the story of your first kiss

  • I actually started writing up a continuation to the story... but have been busy. :sweat_smile:

    I want to start a new thread for it... but I kinda hate starting threads. I'll think about it...

    Acheive250 posted: »

    Okay, since my last comment killed this thread, its only right I revive it. New question: Tell the story of your first kiss

  • That's cute :blush:

    Well, this would technically be under the baking category, but whenever my mom makes apple turnovers out of pie crusts they never last long in our house. I couldn't tell you why. Plus, since the peeler she uses for the apples makes a nice stringy pile of apple skins, she saves them and gives them to me and my sister. We like to call it, Apple Spaghetti

    Something you're planning to do this summer?

    Cocoa2736 posted: »

    On the top of a ferris wheel at a local fair. My GF at the time was the romantic type. Favorite meal that your mother (or whoever you lived with) would cook?

  • Something you're planning to do this summer?

    Stay home, and do my thing like always.
    My question is: What is the most trouble you've ever been in?

    That's cute Well, this would technically be under the baking category, but whenever my mom makes apple turnovers out of pie cr

  • edited August 2018

    You select 'Western Ghost Town' and hope for the best as you aim the gun up to the panel and hesitantly pull the trigger. The sound of the shot is akin to a reverse-avalanche imploding on itself in a vacuum. The ground beneath your feet shakes violently and causes you to lose your balance. It feels like the whole world is turning upside. You tumble around the room, unable to get a grip on anything. The light becomes so bright that you can barely keep your eyes open. What have you done? This was a mistake! You've destroyed the whole world, you idiot! Everything fades away as you lose grip of your consciousness.

    You hear nothing but the sound of silence. You open your eyes expecting to see a horrible mess around you, but are surprised to see that the room looks intact, like nothing had happened.
    "Well, that was a dramatic effect for NOTHING!" you grumble as you sit up, slightly peeved that you wet your pants over nothing. "That must've been a dud bullet or something; maybe I should try 'Scrubba Dub Dub' instead. What are you thinking, Alexa?" You hear no response. You pick yourself up and stand on your feet, dusting your clothes whilst taking a good look around your environment. You call out to Alexa but receive only silence in response.

    Suddenly a draft of cold air touches against your skin. You shiver, realizing just how cold the room is. As you walk around, listening to the eery echoes of your footsteps, you notice that the panel that you shot the gun to is gone.

    "That person looks lost, Daddy."
    "It's rude to point, dear. We should mind our own business."
    You hear the voices of a girl and a man; they sound close, yet there is no one to be seen within the vicinity. You call out in both curiosity and fear "Uuuhhh... Hello? Is anybody there? I... heard voices?". There is no reply. "Dammit! I'm hearing things again!! I must be going crazy!" As you turn around, the presence of a young girl startles you onto your tush. "Aagh!! W-who are you?!" you ask her.
    "First you have to tell me who YOU are. What are you doing wandering around? Don't you know that it's dangerous?"

    [You try to think of a response... but just what ARE you doing wondering around, exactly?]

    Acheive250 posted: »

    Since no one else is brave enough to answer, I'll go again... Alexa fires the gun at your boss. A huuuge chicken noise is heard

  • Well, there was this one time where my neighbors came to visit us and they brought their dog along, a big black Labrador named Jack. They were having their floors refinished at their house and couldn't be walked on, and they later asked me to bring Jack back to their house.... When I brought him back to the house Jack sat in front of the door wagging his tail impatiently to be let back inside. Me being a kid, I wanted the dog to do what he wanted to do, and I didn't listen to much of the adult conversation at the time, so I opened the door and he bolted inside and walked all over the house investigating the new smell. It was not till then that I realized I may have made a mistake. I called him back outside, let him roam the yard, and I walked back thinking that maybe they won't notice. A day later, the mom of the neighbors came back to our house and scolded me for letting Jack into their house. She said his footprints were all over the new finish of the floor. I wonder if they could still be seen on the floor to this day.

    What would be your first question after waking up from being cryogenically frozen for 100 years?

    Cosmic_Boy posted: »

    Something you're planning to do this summer? Stay home, and do my thing like always. My question is: What is the most trouble you've ever been in?

  • Are humans dead yet? jk

    What is your worst experience with any animal?

    Well, there was this one time where my neighbors came to visit us and they brought their dog along, a big black Labrador named Jac

  • I got chased by a dog and started screaming like a little girl some many years back

    Whats the most illegal thing you’ve ever done?

    Cocoa2736 posted: »

    Are humans dead yet? jk What is your worst experience with any animal?

  • I uhh... pirated a game xD im no damn criminal m8

    What do you do when you have free time at school?

    Im asking because i have some free time to right now and im typing from a caffe.

    Dex-Starr posted: »

    I got chased by a dog and started screaming like a little girl some many years back Whats the most illegal thing you’ve ever done?

  • Play video games.

    Worst game you played this year?

    Bruno113 posted: »

    I uhh... pirated a game xD im no damn criminal m8 What do you do when you have free time at school? Im asking because i have some free time to right now and im typing from a caffe.

  • Amazing spider man 2

    Well, I didn't play it my friend did while I watched. We just got done with our playthroughs of the newest game and he decided to play it to see if it was any fun. It was hilariously bad. The awkward character animations, the voice acting, and subpar graphics for a ps4 port make it hard to play without either laughing out load at it's glitchy controls or taking it out of your console and properly disposing of it. I can't believe Stan Lee had a cameo in it. Stan, you deserve better than that. We also found a glitch in the game where you can get a 300x combo on one person by continually swing kicking into them. Game of the freaking year.

    If you've seen the newest trailer, do you feel that The final season of TWD will continue to have to same quality of storytelling and character development as the first episode?

    AronDracula posted: »

    Play video games. Worst game you played this year?

  • Stan, you deserve better than that.

    Well, you already got what you wished.

    Spider-Man PS4

    Amazing spider man 2 Well, I didn't play it my friend did while I watched. We just got done with our playthroughs of the newest

  • I haven't seen the trailer, but I really hope so. If Telltale maintains this level of quality, then Telltale will finally be back at the top of their game, maybe even stand amongst games such as Detroit: Become Human.

    What's the single scariest game you've played?

  • Alien Isolation

    Xenomorphs or Predators? Who do you think is the best Sci-fi creature?

    Acheive250 posted: »

    I haven't seen the trailer, but I really hope so. If Telltale maintains this level of quality, then Telltale will finally be back

  • Definitely Xenoporph. While the Predator is pretty cool, the movies don't compare to the Alien movies.

    Favourite Resident Evil game?

    AronDracula posted: »

    Alien Isolation Xenomorphs or Predators? Who do you think is the best Sci-fi creature?

  • Never played Resident Evil, sorry :L
    Best TV show on Netflix?

  • Voltron, without a doubt.
    Which series would you have like to seen get the Telltale treatment?

  • I would’ve Ioved to see Scott Pilgrim become a Telltale game, it probably wouldnt have sold well so I guess it’s just headcanon for me, but I think the comic art style and comedy would’ve fit Telltale.

    SonicGX98 posted: »

    Voltron, without a doubt. Which series would you have like to seen get the Telltale treatment?

  • you forgot to ask a question xD

    -XYAB- posted: »

    I would’ve Ioved to see Scott Pilgrim become a Telltale game, it probably wouldnt have sold well so I guess it’s just headcanon for me, but I think the comic art style and comedy would’ve fit Telltale.

  • I'll ask a question then: Are you looking forwards to see the The Joker Origin movie feat Joaquin Phoenix - Yes / NO ??? -- Also what is your fav live action Joker from the the movies??

    KaiMaestro posted: »

    you forgot to ask a question xD

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