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You know you're obsessed with Monkey Island when....

posted by raycichocki on - last edited - Viewed by 9K users
-When you see sword fighting in a movie you wonder if they're going to insult each other with rhyimg comebacks.

-You cringe at the idea of Monkey Kombat

-You think Guybrush is a legit name for your first born son

(add some of your own!)
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  • -When you go to a bar, and order Grog.
    - When you actually, try and develop Grog.
    - When you beat out ron gilbert for voicing a MI Charachter.( What I'm known for. I guess.)
    - When your girlfriend gets sick of you calling her plunder bunny.
  • - When you squeal with excitement when you find a fellow fan in person. :)
  • When you have posted in a nonsensical forum over 300 times in 4 months.
  • raycichocki;200694 said:
    - When you squeal with excitement when you find a fellow fan in person. :)
    :D So true!
  • Icedhope;200669 said:
    -When you go to a bar, and order Grog.
    - When you actually, try and develop Grog.
    - When you beat out ron gilbert for voicing a MI Charachter.( What I'm known for. I guess.)
    - When your girlfriend gets sick of you calling her plunder bunny.
    you do know grog is a real drink, right
    • say "I can't use the fork with that" to yourself at the dinner table and have your family stare at you
    • get disappointed when your latest sweetheart has never heard of MI and doesn't want to try it
    • when you attempt to force heavies and chavs to humour you in a game of insult swordfighting
    • ask said ruffians "would you like to be buried or cremated?"
    • ask local shopkeepers if they'd take pieces o' eight
    • revolve your free time around the TT fora
    • think that the only deserving winner of the Greatest Game Hero contest is Guybrush Threepwood
    • introduce yourself with title "Mighty Pirate"
    • eagerly await Grog XD to be auctioned on eBay
    • watch The Apprentice and call all the apprentices amateurs in an Australian accent
    • install the MI games on every new computer you acquire before anything else (except maybe the OS and ScummVM)
    • try to coerce your family and friends to take part in International Talk Like A Pirate Day
    • expect every large African American woman to be able to put you on the right path
    • think Eddie Van Halen should try the banjo
    • wonder if ppl with the surname Marley have Caribbean ancestors in their bloodline
    • expect Grog to be served at every bar but will substitute JD & Coke or weak beer & dark rum (Malibu with water & nutmeg also suffice)
    • see LeChuck in the LucasArts logo
    • ask local journalists if they'll take you to Deep Gut
    • look into a swamp and wonder where Pegnose Pete is
    • say "prepare to be boarded!" when starting out making love
    • call all girls wenches
    • tell ppl you'll put a curse on them if they don't leave you alone
    • wonder if a ship is worth plundering when you see it coming into port
    • challenge chimps and gorillas at the zoo to Monkey Kombat
    • hide from police in case they find out your occupation
    • expect to be tarred & feathered when pulled over for speeding
    • say "you crack me up, little buddy!" to your pet white rabbit. Oh, wait...
  • When you order a grog and wonder why it's not green and melting through your glass.
  • - when you sell fine leather jackets.
  • Grog XD! on Ebay!? What?
  • When you ask "Murray?" to each and every bone you encounter.
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