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Most memorable line from the MI series

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What is your favorite/most memorable line from any of the Monkey Island games, individually or collectively?
(they don't have to be the same line)
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  • The three obvious ones:

    "Look behind you! A three-headed monkey!"
    "You fight like a dairy farmer! (How appropriate, you fight like a cow!"
    "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
  • My most memorable line is the immortal: "How appropriate. You fight like a cow." Whether used with "You fight like a dairy farmer" at any time or when training at Smirk's in SMI...
    -"Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish-kabob! You respond with?"
    -"How appropriate. You fight like a cow."
    -"No! No! No! That was the response from the last insult. Doesn't even make sense when used here!"

    my favorite line is from Murray (of course!):

    -"May I call you Bob?
    -"You may call me Murray! I am a powerful demonic force! I am the harbinger of your doom! And the forces of darkness will applaud me, as I stride through the gates of Hell carrying your head on a pike!"
    -"Alright then ROLL! ROLL through the gates of Hell... Must you take the fun out of everything?"

    :D I rofl every time I remember that one.
  • Madre de Dios! It's El Pollo Diablo!
  • My favorite from Tales:

    LeChuck was boasting about how his spirit form cannont be harmed, then two seconds later..."Argh! Me spirit form!"
  • "the glove won't work with that"

    "i can't use the baloon with that"

    "hmmmnn no"
  • "I trust you as far as I can throw Manhattan."


    "I wanted someone dangerous. I wanted...a pirate! By the way, what do you do for a living?"
    "Flooring inspector."

    "Great sainted jumping monkeys!"

    "Hang on, the quicksand is sucking all the cool stuff I found in that snake from my pants. Now THERE's an odd sensation..."
  • I tried to think of the one line that pops into my head when I think of TMI and the first thing that hits me every time is: "Braawwk! It's me, Guybrush Threepwood! Mighty Pirate!"
  • All of the above
    The "Monkey in my Pocket" song
    The "Silver's Long Johns" jingle.
    (I still sing them at inappropriate moments)
  • Papapishu!
    Look behind you, a Three Headed Monkey!
    How appropriate, you fight like a cow.
    Wherever you go on sea or on land. You can't ever hide from Largo LeGrande!
    Brawwwk! It's me! Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate!
    We're pirates, Guybrush, not boy scouts.
    Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just glad to see us?
    Welcome to Stans!
    The map, sir! I like it when you point at the map!
    Ah, it's good to be dead. Ye are glad to be dead, RIIIIGHT!?
    Unholy THIS!
    Beware my clicking mandibles of DOOM!
    Stay back, Susy Slicer!
    SCIENCE!! I have science here!
    A pirate I was meant to be! Trim the sails and roam the sea!
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