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Get a Voodoo Reading!

posted by The Highway on - last edited - Viewed by 1.7K users
As I got my Voodoo cards a few days ago, I feel I should use my new powers to smite help other people on here.

Post here and I will draw 3 voodoo cards from a shuffled deck and read type them to you.
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  • Ooh, me first, me first!
    What does my future hold? Vast fortunes? Happiness? A purpose?
  • Let's see...

    Your three cards are...

    The Mouth... The Victim... Death

    The cards tell me that you will fall victim to a mouth, yours or otherwise, and subsequently you will be killed.

    So, no fortunes, no happiness, no purpose, in fact, no future.

    Hope I've made your day!
  • I'm in! What does it say for me?
  • And how about me? And do you have "The Joker?"
  • No future, huh? Dang.
    Ah well, an excuse to drink then. Bottoms up!
  • Avistew;350182 said:
    I'm in! What does it say for me?
    The Curse... The Joker... The Lothario

    The cards tell me you will be cursed by a mysterious figure, and you will be seduced by a handsome fool as a result.
    Power46;350183 said:
    And how about me? And do you have "The Joker?"
    I think that was just answered, so here is your reading...

    The Guide... Disease... Nemesis

    I do believe the cards are warning you of a helpful stranger, for he will take you to your worst enemy and that enemy will infect you with a horrible disease.
  • The Highway;350188 said:
    I think that was just answered, so here is your reading...

    The Guide... Disease... Nemesis

    I do believe the cards are warning you of a helpful stranger, for he will take you to your worst enemy and that enemy will infect you with a horrible disease.
    Interesting; now I just need to find out who that nemesis is. Same with the guide. Now what shall the guide lead the nemesis to? The Pox of LeChuck? I am not a pirate, so not likely... We may see what happens.
  • The Highway;350188 said:
    The Curse... The Joker... The Lothario

    The cards tell me you will be cursed by a mysterious figure, and you will be seduced by a handsome fool as a result.
    Oh boy! I can't wait!
  • Avistew;350210 said:
    Oh boy! I can't wait!
    Aren't you married?
  • Aw, I was going to do something like this.

    I was just lazy about making up meanings for the cards.
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