Alternate Movie Endings

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  • edited September 2012
    Zampano, after getting to the point of puking, drunkenly stumbles into the street and is trampled by horses.

    Schindler’s List
  • edited May 2013
    Schindler arms his workers and together they take over Berlin

    Dirty Dancing
  • edited May 2013
    Everybody puts Baby in a corner.

    Aliens.
  • edited May 2013
    It turns out that Aliens never invaded and it was all someone's dream.

    Iron Man 1/2/3 (Yeah a trilogy, wondering if anyone is up to it :D)
  • edited May 2013
    I jumped to the last page of this thread thinking that each post contained the ending and the movie it went to, and assumed that some running gag had started running where wildly inappropriate endings were attached to various films.

    Reality is disappointing.
  • edited June 2013
    It turns out that Aliens never invaded and it was all someone's dream.

    Iron Man 1/2/3 (Yeah a trilogy, wondering if anyone is up to it :D)

    I don’t know why I’m starting this up again.

    Tony becomes romantically involved with his suits and dumps Pepper.

    Road House
  • edited June 2013
    Peter Griffin becomes the new star kicking everyone and saying ''road house''

    Avengers (Assemble)
  • edited June 2013
    Thor confronts Loki head on without being interrupted, gives him a heartfelt speech about brother, and Loki decides he'll put off world domination for another day so he and his brother can spend the day at Universal Studios. The movie then continues as normal, except the final battle takes place over Miami and nobody notices the heroes' efforts because crazy shit happens all the time in Florida.

    Star Trek Into Darkness
  • edited June 2013
    Spock turns on the light and eradicates the darkness

    Toy Story
  • edited June 2013
    Woody and Buzz miss the window and instead smash into the movie truck. They crash into the van and Buzz is damaged. It continues as normal but then Buzz thinks he's a space ranger again.

    The Simpsons Movie
  • JenniferJennifer Moderator
    edited June 2013
    Homer manages to send the bomb away from Springfield, and it blows up Shelbyville. Meanwhile, Springfield is still under a glass dome. So everyone remains angry at the Simpsons, making them even bigger outcasts. The Simpsons end up going to an abandoned part of Springfield, naming it Simpson Town, and resuming their lives. Lisa has some brilliant ideas for renovating the town, writing it down into a Simpson Town charter. Marge convinces the family to put Lisa's plan into action, and they all get to work cleaning Simpson Town up. Bart and Homer do their part because they turn the work into a new sport, utilizing the old scrap and an old rusty backhoe. They keep playing the game even after Simpson Town is cleaned up, playing in a parking lot that has been painted with goal lines. The people of Springfield see the new game, and how clean Simpson Town is and try to convince the Simpsons to let them move into the town and join into the game. Lisa tells the Springfieldians there is not enough room for all of them in Simpson Town, so Homer makes a deal with Mayor Quimby to rename Springfield Simpson Town, and put Lisa's Simpson Town charter into effect for all of the former Springfield. A remix by Bart of a news report by Kent Brockman on the new Simpson Town sport goes viral on YouTube, and the resulting worldwide press leads to the dome being removed. The viral video beats Psy's record, leading him to make a song about Simpson Town. Psy's Springfield Town video becomes the first to reach a trillion hits on YouTube, and because of the notoriety, the state elects to make Simpson Town it's new capital city.
  • edited June 2013
    Thor confronts Loki head on without being interrupted, gives him a heartfelt speech about brother, and Loki decides he'll put off world domination for another day so he and his brother can spend the day at Universal Studios. The movie then continues as normal, except the final battle takes place over Miami and nobody notices the heroes' efforts because crazy shit happens all the time in Florida.

    Star Trek Into Darkness
    Hudomonkey wrote: »
    Spock turns on the light and eradicates the darkness

    Weeeeak. How about this instead: Turns out the tribble was only sleeping instead of being dead. Khan's "regenerative" cells don't actually work, and Kirk is still dead. Spock, while in mourning, undergoes the Ponn Farr, but can only mate with a Vulcan female. He leaves Starfleet to return to New Vulcan, unable to deal with the loss of his one real friend. With no one else in line, Hikaru Sulu is promoted to Captain of the U.S.S. Enterprise and sets out on a 5 year mission of deep space exploration, boldly going where no one has gone before.
  • JenniferJennifer Moderator
    edited June 2013
    With no one else in line, Hikaru Sulu is promoted to Captain of the U.S.S. Enterprise and sets out on a 5 year mission of deep space exploration, boldly going where no one has gone before.
    Oh my!

    And... I just realized I broke the thread with my post before this, so...

    The Great Gatsby
  • edited June 2013
    Kid Tannan shoots Tom Buchanan and Daisy and Kid live happily ever after...

    Shrek
  • edited June 2013
    Fiona suddenly decides to take control of Duloc and makes Shrek her King. But unfortunely Fiona becomes power mad and locks Shrek in a tower forcing Donkey and after traveling to Far Far Away to find the ogre killer. Puss. Donkey then assembles a team consisting of Puss,Him,Gingy,Dragon,Prince Charming, and Rumpelstiltskin, and The big bad Wolf to save Shrek and save Duloc, Far Far Away who Fiona took over when she over threw the king and queen and finally stop Fiona's plan to rule over the world.
  • edited June 2013
    Batman and Superman team up with Wolverine to discover Atlantis but they get captured by Aliens so James Bond rescues them with his Aston-Martin which is actually a Transformer and a time machine so they go back in time and meet Indiana Jones and kung-fu battle against Nazis and ninja pirates but open up a trans-dimensional gate to the Star Wars universe where they defeat Cthulhu with Chewbacca using Portal guns.

    The Sound of Music

    (I like Dashing's game variation better)
  • edited June 2013
    The car runs out of gas and the Nazis kill everyone.

    Identity
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