Telltale Autumn Sale

F*ck one, kill one, marry one.

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  • edited December 2012
    Kill Molly
    Bang Lilly
    Marry Carley

    (Take a dump on Ben)
  • edited December 2012
    Bang Lilly
    Kill Molly
    Marry Carley

    I laughed when I saw that guy mention Clementine, didn't think anyone would dare.
  • edited December 2012
    Chrizza wrote: »
    Bang Lilly
    Kill Molly
    Marry Carley

    I laughed when I saw that guy mention Clementine, didn't think anyone would dare.

    Maybe he's the same age as her, i mean if a 10 year old is attracted to Clem, its okay aint it :p
  • edited December 2012
    Kill Vernon
    Bang Molly
    Marry Jolene
  • edited December 2012
    As for girls, I'd
    Bang Lilly
    Marry Carley
    Kill Molly

    But as for guys...
    Bang Lee (like seriously, he's (we're?) hot)
    Marry Mark
    Kill Ben (already did, anyway.)
  • edited December 2012
    Marry Lilly
    Bang lilly
    Kill Lilly

    yeeep.
  • edited December 2012
    Bang Lee
    Kill Kenny
    Marry Omid (or Lee)
  • edited December 2012
    Bang Katjaa and Brenda St. John (best 3some ever)
    Marry Larry/Hershel (can't decide both r too hot)
    Kill Clementine (annoying biatch)
  • edited December 2012
    Marry Brenda st. John
    bang Jolene
    kill carley

    XD
  • edited December 2012
    Brenda St. John... oooh she IS a delight!
  • edited December 2012
    aaron1290 wrote: »
    Marry Brenda st. John

    oh god;please don't make me vomit on my monitor
  • edited December 2012
    Fine, ill marry Maybelle then...
  • edited December 2012
    Kill Larry, Bang Lee and/or Ben, Marry Kenny and/or Lee
    Larry's a douche. Lee's hot and Ben's a pretty-boy. Once I was family Kenny would stand by me forever, and Lee probably would too (as long as I don't cheat, lol).
  • edited December 2012
    Bang Duck, kill Clementine, marry Larry.

    Am I doing it right?
  • edited December 2012
    dubesor wrote: »
    Bang Duck, kill Clementine, marry Larry.

    Am I doing it right?

    I loled at Marry Larry:D
  • edited December 2012
    Have sex with Mark ;) (Uh... Mark with legs.. I mean...)
    Kill Vernon
    Marry Ben
  • edited December 2012
    Even better...
    Bang Ben, kiss Ben, marry Ben, kill everyone else.

    I think it's sort of clear now that I may like Ben a tiny bit.
  • edited December 2012
    Hmm...
    -Bang Ben (LOL, you know this would be interesting...)
    -Kill Kenny, he's old. ;P
    -Marry Travis, so I can bang him all I want.
  • MSGMSG
    edited December 2012
    Kill Carley, marry Brenda, f*ck Maybelle

    ...but really, I'm not comfortable complying with the rules of this game. I care too much about the characters to take it seriously.
  • edited December 2012
    I'd bang Molly
    Kill Lilly
    Marry Carley
  • edited December 2012
    Eat Molly
    Eat Carley
    Eat Lilly
    Eat everyone

    brains.....
  • edited December 2012
    bang: Molly
    kill: Lilly (stupid bitch)
    marry: Carley
  • edited December 2012
    MSG wrote: »
    Kill Carley, marry Brenda, f*ck Maybelle

    ...but really, I'm not comfortable complying with the rules of this game. I care too much about the characters to take it seriously.

    youuu copied me
  • edited December 2012
    Doctanian wrote: »
    Out of all the female characters in TWD game, you have to pick which three you'd have sex with, kill, and marry.

    I'll give an example.

    1. I'd bang Carley
    2. Kill Molly
    3. Marry Lilly

    If you're a girl or gay, you can do this in reverse with the guys. Of if you're bi you can do two lists? Lol, I dunno. I just got this from Step Brothers and found it hilarious. So I posted the idea here.
    I'd bang Ben (assuming he's 18... nobody should have to die a virgin!)
    Kill Lilly (for what she does when she goes over the edge)
    Marry Mark... I can't tell you how sad I was that he died so quickly.

    If I were gay or bi, I'd go for Carley or Christabel. Two very cool chicas.
  • edited December 2012
    Wynne wrote: »
    Christabel

    ... Whut?
  • edited December 2012
    Wynne wrote: »
    I'd bang Ben (assuming he's 18... nobody should have to die a virgin!)
    Kill Lilly (for what she does when she goes over the edge)
    Marry Mark... I can't tell you how sad I was that he died so quickly.

    If I were gay or bi, I'd go for Carley or Christabel. Two very cool chicas.

    you don't have the hots for Lee's bedroom voice or Kenny's sexy handlebar moustache? ;)
  • edited January 2013
    Id bang Clementine. Come at me bro
  • MSGMSG
    edited January 2013
    aaron1290 wrote: »
    youuu copied me

    Whoops.

    In all fairness, you didn't bang the cow. You preferred Jolene.

    Prolly one of them crazy fuckers wanting her to string up your balls and so such. :p
  • edited January 2013
    Car-Lee-Clem-May-Ben-Mar-Larr-Ken-Dou-Easter

    ...I think...I did good...
  • edited January 2013
    bang: Molly
    kill: Lilly (stupid bitch)
    marry: Carley

    Hahahaha, sb indeed.

    I'd Bang Carley (if i cant reuse same character, id bang molly)
    Kill Lilly (s soab)
    Marry Carley ( then bang)
  • edited January 2013
    MSG wrote: »
    Whoops.

    In all fairness, you didn't bang the cow. You preferred Jolene.

    Prolly one of them crazy fuckers wanting her to string up your balls and so such. :p

    XD!
  • edited January 2013
    Hahahaha, sb indeed.

    I'd Bang Carley (if i cant reuse same character, id bang molly)
    Kill Lilly (s soab)
    Marry Carley ( then bang)

    haha, i thought i had to chose 3, but id rather bang carley and marry her then molly.

    to the ppl who wants to bang clem, your discusting
  • edited January 2013
    Tazzle27 wrote: »
    Id bang Clementine. Come at me bro

    That's why you see Clem in your dreams. Sicko
  • edited January 2013
    Tazzle27 wrote: »
    Id bang Clementine. Come at me bro

    Aha! So, you finally took my advice and accepted it. Good for you.
  • edited January 2013
    Doctanian wrote: »
    Out of all the female characters in TWD game, you have to pick which three you'd have sex with, kill, and marry.

    I'll give an example.

    1. I'd bang Carley
    2. Kill Molly
    3. Marry Lilly

    If you're a girl or gay, you can do this in reverse with the guys. Of if you're bi you can do two lists? Lol, I dunno. I just got this from Step Brothers and found it hilarious. So I posted the idea here.


    Bang: Molly
    Kill: Lilly
    Marry: Carley

    This was tough, but it's the best way to put it.
  • edited January 2013
    Carley Fever. Haha. #CarleyRocks

    Who the hell wants to BANG LARRY AND CLEM? AHAHAHAHA WTF? AND DUCK?
  • edited January 2013
    Tommyo3000 wrote: »
    Bang Katjaa and Brenda St. John (best 3some ever)
    Marry Larry/Hershel (can't decide both r too hot)
    Kill Clementine (annoying biatch)

    This has to be the funniest post I have seen while browsing today! :D Lmfao
  • edited January 2013
    Hmm...:P
    - Bang Lee
    - Kill Larry
    - Marry Lee or Kenny
  • edited January 2013
    Bang Molly
    Kill Beatrice
    Marry Carley
  • edited January 2013
    Bang Fivel

    Kill Stranger

    Marry Bandit #3
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