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Further dialogue options you wish you had in the game

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Here's a few examples. If you saved Carley instead of Doug:

"I just want to know...why didn't you pick him?"

- Well, I had to make a decision in a stressful kind of environment...
- He told me to hurry up when I was killing my brother. Dick.
- Let's just face it, Carley, you're hot and he wasn't.


If you dropped a salt licker on Larry, but didn't skewer Danny:

"You kill my dad but let this piece of shit live? Fucking asshole!"

- I couldn't murder him in front of Clem!
- Fine. YOU shoot him.
- Well, your dad was a piece of shit too, so...


When confronting the stranger:

"I'd be a better surrogate father than you."

- You've got your wife's head in a bag.
- You've got your wife's head in a bag.
- YOU'VE GOT YOUR WIFE'S HEAD IN A FUCKING BAG.
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  • *revives thread*
    it's a fun one
  • Lee: It was Vernon
    Christa*: are you sure?
    A. Yeah
    B.I could be wrong
    C. Not really
    D.....
    *not sure if it was her

    ooh i've got another one
    "Don't move asshole!"
    A.Take it easy...
    B. Shut up ****!
    C.Steve? Is that you?
    D....
  • When Andy took Duck hostage
    OMG you killed Kenny you bastard
    Shoot that lil shit!
    Carley will shoot you right in yo face
    ...
  • One piece of dialogue that I always thought that would be funny was Molly bringing up the fight that she and Lee got into in their first encounter.

    (If Lee won the fight)
    "Says the guy that doesn't have a problem with beating up a girl."
    "Hey! You attacked me first. That was just self-defense."
    "You keep telling yourself that, Rambo."

    (If Molly won the fight)
    "Says the guy that got beat up by a girl."
    "Hey! You came up outta nowhere and barely gave me a chance to defend myself."
    "You keep telling yourself that, amateur."
  • When Lilly kept accusing / waving her finger around in the R.V after the Motor Inn bandit raid. When she insisted on going out.
    I would want to say:

    -Enough BULLSHIT FUCKING BITCH.
    -NOBODY IS GETTING OUT OF THE FUCKING R.V, LILLY!
    -STOP THIS NOW [Force her]
    (Couldn't think of a better dialogue :O)

    I would love to be dominating in some areas and stuff, and not let things try to control me :D
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