Walking Dead Game Comedy Show

edited September 2013 in The Walking Dead
With the help of my forum friends , i decided to make a part two of my " 400 days comedy show " " Walking Dead Game Comedy Show " .
Here are the 12 sketches :
" The Urban Family " - Lee , Clementine and Carley .
" Kenny's Adventures of Boats and Ducks " - Kenny , Katjaa and Duck .
" The Incredible Asshole and his Incredible She-Bitch Daughter and her boyfriend " Larry , Lilly and Mark .
" The MacGyver of Macon " - Doug .
" The Unlucky Kids " - Ben and Travis .
" Cancer hits when you don't suspect " - Vernon and his crew .
" The Tarzan of Savannah " - Molly .
" The Magical Hobo " - Chuck .
" The Save-Lots Punks " - The Bandits .
" The Innocent St John Family " The St Johns
" A man and His Missing Station Wagon " - Campman
" The Funny Guy , The Pregnant Girlfriend and The Cat " - Omid , Christa and their cat .
And that's it .
Which sketch would be the best ?
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  • edited July 2013
    I liked them all, so I made the poll a rainbow. :)
  • edited July 2013
    The plots :
    The Urban Family - Lee , Clementine and Carley are a normal family who always come across obstacles in their lives , but they will manage to overcome them as a family .
    Kenny's Adventures of Boats and Ducks - Kenny takes Duck on fishing trips to have some fun and catch fish but his rival Henry McBoat and his little brother Sam McBoat ( yes those are Henry and Sam from the Last Of Us ) always come to ruin their fun and he is competitive with Kenny about who is the best fisherman .
    The Incredible Asshole and his Incredible She-Bitch Daughter and her boyfriend - Lilly and Larry are hated by the neighbour because Lilly is a angry woman who yells at people and her dad is a rampaging elephant . Mark is the only one who likes them because he is her boyfriend but he also has trouble with them because Larry wants to chop his balls off so than he won't leave his daughter pregnant and Lilly has anger issues .
    The MacGyver of Macon - Doug builds great inventions but they always break in parts , but he says that " A little disaster brings you to succes " but unfortnately his disasters create bigger disasters .
    The Unlucky Kids - Ben and Travis are hated by everybody in college . Ben gets straight F all the time but Travis gets straight A because his dad is in special forces and gets hated by everybody because of that . Ben is unlucky with girls and so is Travis and they are always bullied by jocks who are bigger than them .
    Cancer hits when you don't suspect - Vernon and his crew are doctors and they are trying to cure people who have cancer , but when they try to cure them they fail miserably .
    The Tarzan of Savannah - Whenever there is trouble in Savannah such as : People getting mugged , a kitty cat stuck in a tree , vandalism etc , Molly is always there to save the day and also has to deal with the evil community Crawford run by the merciless Oberson .
    The Magical Hobo - Chuck is a magical hobo genie who grants people three wishes if someone rubs his magic guitar . The only problem here is that Chuck misunderstands people's wishes for example :
    Man : I want a hot foxy .
    And then Chuck uses his magic and a red fox appears .
    Man : What the hell man !?
    Chuck: You said you wanted a hot foxy so there you go .
    The Save-Lots Punks - The Save-Lots Punks are a bunch of thieves and jerks who like rap music but also have a huge rivarly with another street gang run by Jerry ( AKA the guy in 400 days " Fuck me ? Fuck you motherfucker ! " ) .
    The Innocent St John Family - The St Johns are a happy little family who are happy to have visitors but they are scared off because of Danny and his creepy ways and they are hated by their neighbours Hershel and Shawn .
    A man and His Missing Station Wagon - Campman always works hard and after he finishes work his station wagon goes missing all the time and finds it in random places . And why does he lose it all the time ? Because he leaves the door unlocked and the keys inside .
    The Funny Guy , The Pregnant Girlfriend and The Cat - Omid and Christa are a happy couple and they are expecting a child soon and Omid is always attacked by his cat and he thinks he is evil and Christa doesn't believe him and Omid wants to prove to Christa that he is evil but fails to prove it because the cat erases the evidence .
  • edited July 2013
    Kenny should make a cameo in the urban family :D anyway Kenny's adventure of boats and ducks
  • edited July 2013
    He already said in another thread that Kenny will make a cameo in 'Urban Family'. "F**king urbans." :P

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=XpJiONBgDTM&t=24
  • edited July 2013
    Kenny should make a cameo in the urban family :D anyway Kenny's adventure of boats and ducks

    Well of course , Kenny is Lee , Clem and Carley's friendly neighbour and he comes every morning in every episode and says this in a episode
    " Hey Lee , can you give me some sugar ? And i am not talking about the sugar you are giving to your wife . "
    " Yeah maybe next time Kenny . "
    And then Lee closes the door in Kenny's face and Kenny says " Fucking Urban . "
  • edited July 2013
    Oh yeah I forgot about that.
  • edited July 2013
    I like the one with Omid and his cat fighting.
  • edited July 2013
    The man and his missing station wagon sounds like the most fun to me, dunno why :D Probably because of how absurd the Stranger's accusations looked to me after he had left the DAMN KEYS INSIDE.
  • edited July 2013
    I liked them all, so I made the poll a rainbow. :)
    Me too haha.
  • edited July 2013
    He already said in another thread that Kenny will make a cameo in 'Urban Family'. "F**king urbans." :P

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=XpJiONBgDTM&t=24

    that made my day XD
  • edited July 2013
    And in a episode of " Kenny's Adventures of Boats and Ducks " when Kenny and Henry argue like this :
    Henry: You are nothing but a racist dick man .
    Kenny: Yeah well you're urban !
    Henry is silent
    Henry: You are right man . Peace bro ?
    Kenny: Alright .
    Henry and Kenny handshake but then Henry punches Kenny in the balls .
    Henry: Fucking redneck .
    Henry and Sam leave .
    Kenny: Come back here ! I'm not done with you !
    And the episode ends .
  • edited July 2013
    The man and his missing station wagon sounds like the most fun to me, dunno why :D Probably because of how absurd the Stranger's accusations looked to me after he had left the DAMN KEYS INSIDE.

    Well you are going to like this because in every episode when Campman goes to work , strangers always steal his car and after he manages to get it back many times , his wife yells at him thinking he was out drinking with his buddies and Campman falls asleep on the floor .
  • edited July 2013
    I voted for them all, they are just great.
  • edited July 2013
    The Unlucky Kids.


    "Shut up, I know what I'm doing! My dad was in Special Forces!"
  • edited July 2013
    I thought of a episode in " Kenny's Adventures of Boats and Ducks " where Kenny and Duck take Lee and Clem with them on fishing and at the docks Henry and Sam are there and they are accompanied by Joel and Ellie .
    And then the docks turns into a war zone of Lee , Clem , Kenny and Duck vs Joel , Ellie , Henry and Sam . But in the end , the owner of the docks comes by and tells them that they destroyed five boats and scared many people because of their rampage and then Henry , Sam , Joel and Ellie apologise and Lee , Clem , Kenny and Duck accept their apologises but then Henry , Sam , Joel and Ellie steal their fish and run away and the episode ends with Kenny screaming " FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK " .
  • edited July 2013
    "Clementine is, who the fuck knows where, Lee's bitten, god knows how long he has left, and we just lost the only hope we have."

    "And the Prom's tomorrow!"

    *CUE LAUGH TRACK*
  • edited July 2013
    I thought of a episode in " Kenny's Adventures of Boats and Ducks " where Kenny and Duck take Lee and Clem with them on fishing and at the docks Henry and Sam are there and they are accompanied by Joel and Ellie .
    And then the docks turns into a war zone of Lee , Clem , Kenny and Duck vs Joel , Ellie , Henry and Sam . But in the end , the owner of the docks comes by and tells them that they destroyed five boats and scared many people because of their rampage and then Henry , Sam , Joel and Ellie apologise and Lee , Clem , Kenny and Duck accept their apologises but then Henry , Sam , Joel and Ellie steal their fish and run away and the episode ends with Kenny screaming " FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK " .

    Amazing, I like it quite a lot, maybe make a Episode that features other game characters, maybe even some like I like, *hint, name.*
  • edited August 2013
    I also thought of a episode for " The Urban Family " the episode which parodies The Simpsons episode " Strong Arms of the Ma " and the title of this episode is " The Strong Arms of the Reporter " .
    At night , Carley is tired because of a stressful day at work and being pissed of by her boss , and then she is attacked by a shady burglar ( AKA Nate ) but Lee shows up and beats up Nate but he runs away and Carley is traumatised because of this .
    Carley is now afraid to go outside because of Nate and Lee and Clem are worried about her . After a couple of days , Carley spots a weight lifting set which Lee brought from a neighbour and decides to try it .
    After two weeks , Carley looks a bit stronger and she manages to overcome her fear and when she leaves for work she encounters Nate and this time she beats the hell out of him and now wants to become much stronger .
    After a couple of weeks , Carley is now strong and muscular and wants to participate in a female bodybuilding contest and wants Lee to see her in the competition , Lee has to come or else he can say goodbye to his " baby makers " .
    In the finale of the competition , Carley wins second place and she is pissed off and Lee tells her that it's no big deal and Carley asks him why doesn't he want to have " Fun nights " again and Lee says that he is working hard but she thinks that he is scared of her but Lee denies it and then she punches him hard and realises what she has done and tells Lee that she is sorry and that she will try to control her anger .
    In the WABE Studio , before Carley leaves , her boss comes in and yells at her for some mistakes and Carley says that she will fix them but her boss insults her by calling her a steroid freak and a monster which causes Carley to snap and beats her up to a bloody pulp and then security arrives to stop her but they are not match for her and Lee comes in and tells Carley to stop and tells her that her muscles are turning her into something she doesn't want to be and Carley calms down and both of them leave .
    At home , Lee asks Carley about her boss but she tells him not to worry because she called her from the hospital and told her that if she dares to fire her or call the police , she will beat her up again and she can't wait to be " small " again and Lee tells her that she should have one more workout with him this time in bed and the episode ends with Carley carrying Lee to their bedroom .
  • edited August 2013
    You really are good at thinking of things on the life you know that, and I mean that in a good way.
  • edited August 2013
    You really are good at thinking of things on the life you know that, and I mean that in a good way.

    Thanks bro . :D
  • edited August 2013
    You need at least two Episodes for each new show, it really is entertaining to read.
  • edited August 2013
    Now I am gonna make fan fic based on your ideas master psychic on the Kenny's adventure of Boats and Ducks
  • edited August 2013
    Why not, it all sounds good, by the way if NBC had all these shows then they would be not in such a bad spot.
  • edited August 2013
    If all of these were shows... My life would be 1/3 complete.
  • edited August 2013
    Urbans.
  • edited August 2013
    "The Incredible Asshole and his Incredible She-Bitch Daughter and her boyfriend" .
    " Cinema Drama " .
    Mark takes Lilly to the cinema to watch some war movies and Larry comes with them because he wants to make sure Mark won't push his luck with Lilly and they go . At the Cinema , when some soldiers die in the movie , Larry yells at the screen and people are telling him to shut up but when he tells people to shut up , a man with tourettes syndrome snaps :
    Man with Tourettes: Fuck you asshole you're a dick !
    Larry: What the fuck did you call me ?
    Man with Tourettes: You're a faggot !
    Lilly: Watch it asshole , that's my dad !
    Man with Tourettes: Who gives a shit about your dad !
    Lilly: You son of a bitch !
    Man with Tourettes: You're a bitch !
    Larry: What did you say you fucker !
    Man with Tourettes: I called her a bitch right in front of her tits !
    Mark: Hey buddy , that's my girlfriend !
    Man with Tourettes: I wouldn't fuck her with your dick .
    Lilly: I bet you couldn't fuck a ox .
    Man with Tourettes: Fuck you !
    Lilly: Fuck you !
    Man with Tourettes: Fuck you !
    Lilly: FUCK YOU !
    Man with Tourettes: I said fuck you first so FUCK YOU !
    Larry: Listen douchebag , you are going to get your ass handed to you .
    Man with Tourettes: Fuck you !
    Larry: Well Fuck you !
    Man with Tourettes: Fuck you !
    Larry: FUCK YOU !
    Man with Tourettes: FUCK YOU AND EVERY MALL SANTA THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU !
    This causes Larry to beat up the man with tourettes and Lilly helps him at the beating and Mark just stays out of this and the manager kicks out Larry , Lilly and Mark and Larry blames Mark for bringing them to the cinema .
    And the episode ends .
    ( Yes the guy with the tourettes is the Tourettes Guy from Youtube ) .
    "The MacGyver of Macon "
    " The Robot of Disaster " .
    Doug builds a robot called Jeremy and he build him so than he can build houses for poor people . Jeremy managed to build 20 houses for poor people and Doug gets famous for that .
    One night , before Doug goes to sleep , he accidently pressed the " Abusive " button and when he goes to sleep , Jeremy's eyes turn red .
    At morning , Jeremy is trashing Doug's house and when Doug tries to reason with him , Jeremy insults him like this :
    Jeremy: F.Y.M.F ( Fuck You Mother Fucker) .
    And then Jeremy escapes and creates havoc in town . Doug gets his remote and presses the self-destruct button and Jeremy blows up and people get angry at Doug for Jeremy destroying the town but Doug says " Well you know what they say . A little disaster brings you to succes " .
    And the episode ends .
  • edited August 2013
    Hey Bio , i followed your advice about making two episodes as you see . Hope this makes you feel much better after the argument with Olga .
  • edited August 2013
    Reading the stuff you read is always fun, thanks.
  • edited August 2013
    the urban family
    Clementine:dad i picked a lock
    Lee:good job sweetie lets pick a lock to celebrate
    Carley:yeah let's pick a lock
    Kenny:Urban.....
  • edited August 2013
    'The Unlucky Kids' (hope you don't mind me doing this master psychic) 'Camping Trip'
    Travis: Ben how long have you had the map upside down?!
    Ben: I don't know
    Travis: Goddammit Ben! How are we going to catch up with the group now?
    Ben: I don't see why the collage arranged this stupid camping trip anyway, what are we 3rd graders or something
    Travis: Well you are
    Ben: ........Shut up
    Travis: Here give me the map, I'll find the way.
    Ben: Are you sure?
    Travis: Yeah, my dads in special forces.
    Ben: Is that your answer to everything?
    Travis: ........Maybe, it's how I win the ladies
    Ben: I don't see many girls chasing after you
    Travis: Don't see any chasing after you either
    Ben: It's your fault we're lost anyway, you wanting to look at some, 'fascinating' trees, they didn't look 'fascinating' to me
    Travis: I just wanted to take a picture of the scenery
    Ben: Well it's getting dark and we're stuck in the middle of no where, with no food, no water, nothing!
    Travis: Geez, stop worrying, Shaggy
    Ben: Don't call me that, you know how much it annoys me
    Travis: What's wrong Shaggy, Scooby Doo not here to protect you
    *rustling from the bushes*
    Ben: What was that?!
    Travis: Probably just the wind
    *A shadow comes out of the darkness*
    Ben: Oh sh*t run
    Travis: Leg it
    *the two run off screaming*
    *Ben trips*
    Travis: Goddammit Ben get up!
    *camera focuses on the mysterious figure who turns out to be Chuck*
    Chuck: I just wanted to offer them some candy

    The End
    GODDAMMIT BEN!

    Did you like it master psychic?
  • edited August 2013
    'The Unlucky Kids' (hope you don't mind me doing this master psychic) 'Camping Trip'
    Travis: Ben how long have you had the map upside down?!
    Ben: I don't know
    Travis: Goddammit Ben! How are we going to catch up with the group now?
    Ben: I don't see why the collage arranged this stupid camping trip anyway, what are we 3rd graders or something
    Travis: Well you are
    Ben: ........Shut up
    Travis: Here give me the map, I'll find the way.
    Ben: Are you sure?
    Travis: Yeah, my dads in special forces.
    Ben: Is that your answer to everything?
    Travis: ........Maybe, it's how I win the ladies
    Ben: I don't see many girls chasing after you
    Travis: Don't see any chasing after you either
    Ben: It's your fault we're lost anyway, you wanting to look at some, 'fascinating' trees, they didn't look 'fascinating' to me
    Travis: I just wanted to take a picture of the scenery
    Ben: Well it's getting dark and we're stuck in the middle of no where, with no food, no water, nothing!
    Travis: Geez, stop worrying, Shaggy
    Ben: Don't call me that, you know how much it annoys me
    Travis: What's wrong Shaggy, Scooby Doo not here to protect you
    *rustling from the bushes*
    Ben: What was that?!
    Travis: Probably just the wind
    *A shadow comes out of the darkness*
    Ben: Oh sh*t run
    Travis: Leg it
    *the two run off screaming*
    *Ben trips*
    Travis: Goddammit Ben get up!
    *camera focuses on the mysterious figure who turns out to be Chuck*
    Chuck: I just wanted to offer them some candy

    The End
    GODDAMMIT BEN!

    Did you like it master psychic?

    Yeah it is a great episode , especially the Scooby Doo reference . Thanks for helping me . :D
  • edited August 2013
    Scooby Doo was once my favourite show, oh wait it still is :D
  • edited August 2013
    I concur, I liked it a lot, now we only 7 more episodes to make for seven more series and then we will be fully caught up.
  • edited August 2013
    I have something else in mind. 'Kenny's Adventure of Ducks and Boats' 'The 'Rating' Game'
    *Nate walks in front of title screen and pulls out a black marker pen and crosses out Ducks and put Nate underneath in scruffy hand writing, then walks of screen*
    *Kenny is sitting on a dock, his fishing line cast out in the water*
    *Henry and Sam drive there boat towards Kenny and stop to chat*
    Henry: Hey Kenny, where's Duck?
    Kenny: *grumbles* He's sick
    Henry: Well that's a shame, so your fishing on your own then?
    Kenny: No, I've got someone else here....
    Nate: Hey, the names Nate
    *unseen audience clap when Nate walks on screen*
    Henry: Well see you around the Kenny
    *Henry and Sam sail off on the river in there boat*
    Kenny: Son of a bitch
    *Nate sits down next to Kenny, a bottle of Parsecs Whiskey in his hand*
    Nate: Want some? * holds out bottle*
    Kenny: *looks at Nate sternly* Sure *takes bottle a has a swig, then hands it back*
    *the two sit in silence, staring at the still water*
    Nate: So... How would you rate your wife? Strong six?
    Kenny: .......
    Nate: Oh come on man I'm doing you a service *slaps Kenny on shoulder*
    Kenny: What kind of service?
    Nate: Keeping you company, while your sons sick
    Kenny: Starting to regret bringing you along *he says under his breath*
    Nate: How's the rack?
    Kenny: Shut up
    Nate: If you say five I'm gonna flip
    Kenny: Fine, ten, ten you physco
    Nate: Yeah that's what I'm talking about!
    *the two sit in silence for a while longer, no movement on the fishing rod*
    *Nate scratches his neck*
    Nate: What are we doing again?
    Kenny: *sighs* Fishing
    *Henry and Sam drive over in there boat*
    Sam: Look what me and Henry caught
    *holds up huge fish that needs both of them too carry*
    Henry: What a perfect fishing day, see you Kenny and um Nate
    *Henry and Sam walk away*
    Kenny: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
    *throws down his fishing rod*
    Nate: .........Are you gonna rate that fish they caught, I would say it was a 7

    The End

    Did you like that one master psychic?
  • edited August 2013
    I have something else in mind. 'Kenny's Adventure of Ducks and Boats' 'The 'Rating' Game'
    *Nate walks in front of title screen and pulls out a black marker pen and crosses out Ducks and put Nate underneath in scruffy hand writing, then walks of screen*
    *Kenny is sitting on a dock, his fishing line cast out in the water*
    *Henry and Sam drive there boat towards Kenny and stop to chat*
    Henry: Hey Kenny, where's Duck?
    Kenny: *grumbles* He's sick
    Henry: Well that's a shame, so your fishing on your own then?
    Kenny: No, I've got someone else here....
    Nate: Hey, the names Nate
    *unseen audience clap when Nate walks on screen*
    Henry: Well see you around the Kenny
    *Henry and Sam sail off on the river in there boat*
    Kenny: Son of a bitch
    *Nate sits down next to Kenny, a bottle of Parsecs Whiskey in his hand*
    Nate: Want some? * holds out bottle*
    Kenny: *looks at Nate sternly* Sure *takes bottle a has a swig, then hands it back*
    *the two sit in silence, staring at the still water*
    Nate: So... How would you rate your wife? Strong six?
    Kenny: .......
    Nate: Oh come on man I'm doing you a service *slaps Kenny on shoulder*
    Kenny: What kind of service?
    Nate: Keeping you company, while your sons sick
    Kenny: Starting to regret bringing you along *he says under his breath*
    Nate: How's the rack?
    Kenny: Shut up
    Nate: If you say five I'm gonna flip
    Kenny: Fine, ten, ten you physco
    Nate: Yeah that's what I'm talking about!
    *the two sit in silence for a while longer, no movement on the fishing rod*
    *Nate scratches his neck*
    Nate: What are we doing again?
    Kenny: *sighs* Fishing
    *Henry and Sam drive over in there boat*
    Sam: Look what me and Henry caught
    *holds up huge fish that needs both of them too carry*
    Henry: What a perfect fishing day, see you Kenny and um Nate
    *Henry and Sam walk away*
    Kenny: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
    *throws down his fishing rod*
    Nate: .........Are you gonna rate that fish they caught, I would say it was a 7

    The End

    Did you like that one master psychic?

    Nice Episode , bro ! ;)
  • edited August 2013
    Thanks I've got a lot more ideas up here *taps side of my head* if you need any ;)
  • edited August 2013
    " Cancer hits when you don't suspect "
    " Surgery Gives You Cancer "
    Vernon and his crew are in the middle of a surgery and the person is a fat man .
    Vernon tells Clive to give him his saw and he uses it to cut the person's belly . Vernon takes his liver and asks Brie what should he do with it , and she says that he should cut his liver in two . Vernon tells Boyd to give him his knife and he cuts the liver in two and puts them back in the person . Vernon than takes his heart and the person dies , Joyce tells Vernon that he should put it back and he does so and the person is alive . Vernon bandages the person and he uses the Cuckoo Clock and the person wakes up , he wants to pee and Vernon says that he should do it and .......... The Pee is coming from the person's mouth .
    And the episode ends .
  • edited August 2013
    Um I'm not sure what to make of that episode.
  • edited August 2013
    Um I'm not sure what to make of that episode.

    Yeah i had no ideas for this episode for Vernon's show .
  • edited August 2013
    Kenny, I believe you should keep writing these episodes, they are quite a bit of fun to read.
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