He must be Kenny's illegitimate son. Only a man of that bloodline could have such a perfect mullet.
Pete does say Nick's dad was a piece of shit and was never around.
Kenny must be related to Nate, too. They both have Pickup trucks and hats, as well as powerful facial hair.
I couldn't agree more
I think that even if you save pete, nick will survive in the woods after he runs off. He has that godly mullet to protect him.
You know it
Mullets are undoubtedly the greatest hairstyle known to man. Sport one and become a real man.
Even if Nick gets bitten all he has to do is cut off some of his mullet and use it as a bandage and poof he is healed!
This thread will probably be closed soon even though Shaundi's is allowed to stay open for some stupid reason. No matter they may take our Mullet threads....
This means war!
And they will never take our beautiful Mullet's & Mustache's
TO VICTORY MEN
Which is why Kenny is alive because of his Mullet & Mustache
Glad you could join us Cactus my brother now TO VICTORY
Are you ready? We're about to walk into a war men...
our mullets! Go fuck yourself Shaudi long shanks!
Oh were ready...
This is so fucking dramatic XD
"I am Cactus_Sauce. And I see a whole thread of my countrymen,
here in defiance of Shaundi! You have come to fight as mullet sporting men. And
mullet sporting men you are! What will you do without Mullets? Will you fight?"
"Two thousand against ten?" - the veteran shouted. "No! We will
run - and live!"
"Yes!" Cactus_Sauce shouted back. "Fight and you may die. Run and you
will have a mullet at least awhile. And dying in your bed many years from now,
would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for
one chance, just one chance, to come back here as young men and tell
our enemies that they may take our lives but they will never take
I know, I think were taking this a little too far XD but when i think about....We need to fight back so our voices will be heard NOW TO BATTLE!!!
We are brothers Cactus, You, Me, ClemClemForever, Crixus...We are all brothers...
Us four end up in the same thread defending each other allot of times (I forgot about Crixus at first, he hasn't said anything in a while XD). This forum needs a friends system.
"Every man has hair, but not every man has a mullet" - Cactus_Sauce.
Yeah we are so ready for war right now guys. I feel like we are brothers in arms!
I love you brother's, We may die today but let it known it was for a greater Cause...The Mullet Cause...
Yeah, this is super dramatic now
Guys, use this gif if you ever want to have the last words... One of the best ways to get outta there alive.
Shaundi will fall, It may not be today, It may not be tomorrow, But it will happen...
We always fight against a common foe. All like mullets and always have each others backs in threads. BFF's o3o
Wow, that's pretty damn fast lol xD
Yeah, that snail got the fuck outta there!
That was super weird! XD
Well, all we know about Nick's father is that Pete describes him as a "piece of shit"
So yeah, seems likely that Kenny is Nick's father
Your back Crixus, Good to see you again brother
You need to go back to school and take math again, probably Biology aswell while you're at it
Your in the wrong place friend, I will direct you to the 'Clem has a crush on Luke' thread
You too brother, Happy to be here!
Come brother, Time to end this war...
My brother's we have won the battle, Shaundi's Clem X Luke thread has fallen but Shaundi still lurk's in the shadows and she will rise again with an even bigger threat, We may have won the battle but we haven't won the war.
So we keep fighting! Never give up hope and the mullet will rain supreme! We have done a splendid job men but were not out of the woods yet! Shaundi Long Shanks is plotting and planning, but so are we! Be ready men for I feel an even darker force arising and so does GOUSTTTT. This is not mere coincidence.