My favorite one is when Bigby looks at the soda machine and says "This shit will kill you." and then proceeds to smoke a cigarette.
"Show me Tweedledum...That piece of...Scum."
"...But she didn't have her head on!"
And while I don't have the exact quote on me, Bigby's line to Woody that goes something like "Bluebeard and Ichabod? They think you're shit. But you don't think I know what it's like to be the bad guy?" That was a really great little speech there.
"Beauty, I could honestly not care less about this, do what you want". Thats one of Bigby's responses to Beauty explaining why shes working at the hotel. I thought the quote, along with hes expression was hilarious.
"They used to call me the little mermaid.... 'sigh' Once upon a time"
I dunno that line just really depressed me, clearly plenty of these characters wish they handnt left their books after all. Seeing where they ended up
"And I can't help note that you did not rhyme. Do try to stick to the rules next time."
"where can I find Tweedledum?.....uh....that piece of scum."
"I'm feeling pretty f****** pissed off right now, if I am honest....I'd like to smash everything in this room"
''(if it was a threat, smashing objects at the police station) Depends on how much you like the furniture."
Bigby:And what did you expect to see?
Toad:I thought maybe i'll catch you on the SHITTER!
Bigby:I almost lost you once,and...
Snow:I'm not yours to lose!(<--OOOOOOOOOOOH!)
3.Jack:Everytime i see this guy,he always seems to lose weight.He loses weight and somehow keeps all the muscle!Wolfie,my dear,how are you?
4.Jack:C'mon,i need entertainment!sees Bigby behind him This'll do.
5.Bigby:What's 207?Room number? Georgie:I don't know.Millimeters,maybe?
"Listen, you could be in danger." "Oh sweetie...we're all in danger." I LOVED the delivery of that line.
Also, a funny-in-retrospect line was Crane's reaction when Lily unglamoured. "You've gotta be kidding me."
I don't recall the exact quote, but when Bigby asks Georgie what the number 207 in his book means, he replies something like:
"I don't know. Milimeters maybe?" XD
I know there are better ones. But this one i found specifically funny.
Bigby:"How about a room register? Or someone named "Mr.Smith"?
Beauty:"That's all we get here, Smith's, Jones's or Johnson's. I think the last ones are jokes"
I'm glad he didn't say "I could care less" that phrase people often get wrong
Well, Bigby's not American. That's a particularly American mistake, for some reason.
"For fuck sake" atleast i heard lt like 5 times
Georgie (the new Winston): OH FIR FUCKS SAKE
"Oh dear, im afraid it might be a fake name Bigby" made me chuckle.
Door Lady: Why do you want to see Georgie.
Bigby: Hes a friend of mine.
Lady: Georgie is busy now.
Bigby: I don't care!
Lady: I can see why you are friends.
That exchange was funny as hell.
"It's FROWNED UPON."
"It's illegal if I don't like it."
"Tweedledee was just here."
"You sure it wasn't Tweedledum?"
"Well, no, but he seemed pretty sure."
Bigby: "She was impersonating Snow White, why?"
Georgie: "Maybe one of her clients was into it"
Bigby: "Like who?"
Georgie: "Try looking in the mirror"
And then the expression on Bigby's face.... I laugh every time I see it
Georgie was onto something there
Bigby: "You Georgie?"
Georgie: "Brilliant deduction, Sheriff."
Bigby: "You don't know me."
Georgie: (mocks Bigby in a sing-song voice) "you don't know me!" Okay. Mysterious lone wolf, right, I gotcha, Jesus, Bibgy. you are so corny. I love it, through. No, seriously I love it."
-Bigby looks at a soda machine.
"Heh. That shit'll kill you."
-Smokes a puff of his cigarette.
Bigby: I almost lost you once,and...
Snow: I'm not yours to lose!
My heart broken at that time. Seriously.
And I punched him and hit with bat. His face expression was really good after that. I want to break his bones.
Georgie: "This is exactly what I would expect from a thug like you. Storm in, throw around a bunch accusations, try to scare people, but you've got f*** all to back it up. And we're all just meant jump any time the wolf shows his teeth."
Jack: "Bigby ...look...two fables are dead. And shit, Gren's sister--" Grendel: "Holly's sister" Jack: "Holly's sister has been missing for, what, a few days now? And we haven't heard word one about it from anyone." Holly: "Actually...have there been any updates? on my sister?" Bigby: "Holly....your sister I dead. She's the one we found early this morning." Jake: "Boy I sure walk into that one" Grendel: "If you say one more f***** thing, just one more thing......."
I never got that dialogue. what part of that scene was it?
Then picking up three of swords with the tarot cards.... Figures.
I liked the whole Grendel rant, came on so geniunely frustrated, i felt sorry for them. He may act like a badass, i think he's the most loyal sonuvvabitch in the woodlands.
"he's never gonna talk if you treat him like a fuckin prince!"
I heard that and I wanted to cry myself to sleep.
I don't remember the actual quote but I found it incredibly funny and awkward when Bigby asked Snow what underwear she had on.
If you look at the Book of Fables again and click on Snow, Bigby will say "I meant, what I said, Snow". Considering this was just after the "I'm not yours to lose" line, and the way he says it just makes it so damn emotional.
At the "open arm" looking at the coke machine, "those things'll kill ya, then takes a puff from his cig.
Lol cracked me up
Yeah I like Grendel, he speaks his mind when no one else will. Dose anyone know if he play a certain role in the comics?
I like Grendel's voice so I look him up a caple of times but couldn't find much info about him. He might have added by Telltale and not in the comics.
Bigby: I almost lost you once,and...
Snow:I'm not yours to lose!
My heart broke when Snow said that. They have to be together! ; n ;
Go to 1:19 in the video for those that view, the little snack quote kind of reminded me of that.
Big by: "You probably knew Snow was alive the whole time, didn't you?" Magic Mirror: "Possibly so, the moment has passed, you didn't rhyme, and you never asked. But as you know, I'm quite prolific, if you want me to show you someone specific."
Grendel: "This whole thing is complete bullshit and always been, I mean, what's his job, really?" Holly: "To keep shit from reaching the woodlands."
Grendel: "Where were you when reported this weeks ago, huh? Where are you when we ever f****** need you?!"
Georgie: "People get up all kind of things when nobody's watching." Bigby: "You know its illegal to impersonate another Fable." Georgie: "It's FROWNED on." Bigby: "It's illegal, as long as I don't like it."
Bigby: "What are you doing here?" Nerisssa: "Same as anyone. It's a place where I am. Where else am I supposed to be?"
I don't remember exactly but I like Crane's reaction when realised Lily was a troll xp
Bigby: You're wearing silk lingerie Snow?
Snow: Why do you wanna know?
Bigby: Just to see if the glamour is effective...
Snow: It's not!
Perverted Bigby strikes again!
After I threw Jack out of the bar Gren said some profanity and told him to climb a beanstalk. I forget the exact words, but it gave me a good laugh.