Lines you weren't supposed to laught at, yet did anyway [Season 2 Edition]

So, I remember this thread being around some time, but it was back in season 1, so I thought we might talk about lines in season 2 that weren't necessarily meant to be funny, yet amused us anyway.

aside from the "Jesus, are you fucking kidding me?" which I really don't need to explain, I think, I also happen to always laugh at Carver's: "Hi, Alvin." shortly before he grabs him to use as a hostage. I dunno why, but I laugh every time. Maybe because he says it so casually in that situation.

Kenny's "Now listen there, vanilla ice..." also makes me grin like an idiot, but I think that one was intentional.

What about you guys?

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  • "HA, fuck you motherfucker" - Nick , to a zombie

  • edited March 2014

    Clementine: "Your just drunk"
    Nick: "Well no shit"

    the way he says that line makes me laugh xD

    also:
    Nick: "It's a still." Clem: "I know what it is!" Nick: "The fuck you do."

  • Nick's, "Luke, he is becoming a danger to the group" in an accent. Nick was talking seriously about his mistake but I just burst out laughing.

  • "Dad look, a Christmas tree! :D"
    "Not now, Sarah. -_-"

  • "Wish we had those juice boxes" -King Alvin

  • "We're cool, okay? Hey, hey, we're cool, we're cool." - Luke

  • edited March 2014

    It's not really a line, but after Carver kills Walt and warns Kenny that he was going to keep going until Kenny surrenders, Kenny fires one more shot that hits the wall Carver was hiding behind. Carver just kinda shrugs and gives this "Geez, some people just don't listen" look. Gets me every time.

    Also Nick's "Did I get him? Where is he?" after killing Matthew. What, did you shoot with your eyes closed, Nick? How the fuck did you miss the guy clutching at his gaping neck wound and then falling off the bridge????

  • "Listen, Vanilla Ice.."

  • "I'd shoot me"

    Clementine to Luke on the bridge

  • Both funny moments but I do remember that carver scene, I felt that was so Michael Madsen as well to shrug it off and grab another unlucky soul.

    DomeWing333 posted: »

    It's not really a line, but after Carver kills Walt and warns Kenny that he was going to keep going until Kenny surrenders, Kenny

  • "I had a treehouse once."

    "Well there you go"

    "I hated it..."

  • edited March 2014

    (After choosing the [RUN] Option in EP1)

    Nick: She tried to run!

    Luke: Well Nick, can you really fucking blame her?

  • We were probably supposed to laugh at this (sorry to include), but Kenny calling Ben a shitbird was the first time I've burst out laughing while playing a game in a LOOOONG time. The way he says it is just classic.

  • edited March 2014

    Carver's reaction to silent Clem at 2:00 makes me laugh. It's just his face and the way he says it, he somewhat sounded genuine.

  • Another quote from King Alvin: "Tracking? Who do you think they are, ninjas?"

  • edited March 2014

    "What? No! You ca... ehy Nick you cannot do that" Luke to Nick when Nick said that he had to tell Walt about Matthew.

    I laughted so hard at the way he stopped after three words to calm himself down and not to speak too loud.

    His VA is amazing!

  • Less of a raunchy laugh but more of a pitiful one when Kenny said "That stupid shitbird, Ben."

    I mean, I was under the impression that Kenny forgave him in the end, and then, "That stupid shitbird, Ben."

  • also: Nick: "It's a still." Clem: "I know what it is!" Nick: "The fuck you do."

    God that cracked me up.

    xValkyx posted: »

    Clementine: "Your just drunk" Nick: "Well no shit" the way he says that line makes me laugh xD also: Nick: "It's a still." Clem: "I know what it is!" Nick: "The fuck you do."

  • It is the one where it is something like Clem saying "you're not my dad Carlos" then Carlos saying "you're lucky your not my daughter" and Clem uttering "thank god" I don't know if that was supposed to be funny or if I even got it right but I giggled

  • Matthew: Hm, you don't look like assholes. Are you assholes ?
    Clem: Well, you're the one holding a gun.
    Me: BUUURN :D

  • Ya, that's also the same line Crabtree says before he kills that prisoner. I laughed at it both times

    vivec posted: »

    "HA, fuck you motherfucker" - Nick , to a zombie

  • Or the way Luke says " Woah,woah,woah,woah"

    S-Rose posted: »

    "We're cool, okay? Hey, hey, we're cool, we're cool." - Luke

  • "What do you think they are?! Ninjas?"

    Wait scratch that, we were supposed to laugh at that one I'd say.

  • edited March 2014

    Here's another one. I found this choice of conversation between Clementine and Carver hilarious, even though we were probably supposed to laugh at it:

    "Well I'll cut to the chase; I'm out looking for my people. Seven of them, to be exact. They've been gone a long while and... I'm worried that they might've gotten lost. Maybe you've seen 'em. Couple of farm boys and an old man... Spanish guy and his daughter. A quiet girl, bit taller than you. A big black guy. This big. And a pretty pregnant lady."

    "That's a lot of people to lose."

    "Tell me about it. This whole thing's been a pain in the ass."

  • "I know where the fucking river is!" For some reason that makes me laugh every time I hear it.

  • Haha I'm not going to be able to take him seriously now. That ruined all the intimidation in the scene.

    xValkyx posted: »

    Carver's reaction to silent Clem at 2:00 makes me laugh. It's just his face and the way he says it, he somewhat sounded genuine.

  • "I thought you said nobody's here."

    Boy did that both irritate and amuse me at the same time. Lazy Telltale~.

    xValkyx posted: »

    Carver's reaction to silent Clem at 2:00 makes me laugh. It's just his face and the way he says it, he somewhat sounded genuine.

  • Luke: "I'll take the big one. You get shorty" Clem: "I'VE got the big one" couldn't stop laughing through this xD . Also cracked up when Clem is about to climb the stairs and Luke just tells her: " just take it slow, and I'll catch you if you fall... probably". The "Jesus, are you fucking kidding me?" is still my #1 though xD

  • Clem's face after that was priceless:

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    chibigon89 posted: »

    Luke: "I'll take the big one. You get shorty" Clem: "I'VE got the big one" couldn't stop laughing through this xD . Also cracked u

  • "He fell off the damn bridge?!" - Alvin
    "Listen here Vanilla Ice…" - Kenny
    "Nick is becoming a danger to the group" - Nick
    "Whose baby is it?" - Clementine
    "I wouldn't trust Nick to tie his own shoes" - Luke
    I'll post more when I think of some more.

  • edited March 2014

    Clem: There's a little house by the bridge. Carlos: How big is it?

    Matt: Well, you don't look like assholes... ARE you assholes? Clem: I'M not an asshole. Luke: What, are you calling ME an asshole?

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    edited March 2014

    Matthew: You don't look like assholes. Are you assholes?

    Clementine: I'm not an asshole.

    Luke: So you calling ME an asshole?

  • Nick: "Did I get him? Where is he?"

    Luke: "No Nick you missed he just turned invisible now we got a pissed off invisible guy on the bridge."

    DomeWing333 posted: »

    It's not really a line, but after Carver kills Walt and warns Kenny that he was going to keep going until Kenny surrenders, Kenny

  • Pete: "You telling us the truth?"

    Clem: ...

    Pete: "Alright, that's good enough for me."

    Luke: "What?! She didn't even say anything."

  • Nick's face lol

  • Before going up the ski lift if you let Luke keep talking "It'll be just like climbing a treehouse... A big tall treehouse... Made of steel."

  • Idontcare posted: »

    Or the way Luke says " Woah,woah,woah,woah"

  • Luke: It's just like climbing a tree house!!

    Clementine: I had treehouse...

    Luke: OH :)

    Clementine: I hated it...

    Luke: OH :S

  • AH AH I said that too :P

    Matthew: Hm, you don't look like assholes. Are you assholes ? Clem: Well, you're the one holding a gun. Me: BUUURN

  • I forget what he said, but when everyone was rounded up, Walter says something to Bonnie and she just replies, "Just-shut up!"

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