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Favorite/Funniest line in episode 4?

What is your favorite or funniest line from episode?

Mine was from Colin: "hell, I'm practically the president of the"bigby, don't be such a dick" club...

What was yours? :)

And btw was I the only one who really loved the episode despite the length. I think my playthrough was about 80-85 minutes long.

Edit: and for some unknown reason, I can't post comments but I can post threads :3

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  • edited May 2014

    Favorite Line: "Hey a**holes. I found her."

  • Hey, you said you couldn't post comments!

    Bump

  • edited May 2014

    "Mirror mirror, no time to pout... so show us where Crooked Man hangs out..." -The Big Bad Wolf

  • Smoke... at the end. Not so much of a line, but more of a bad ass moment.

  • dojo32161dojo32161 Moderator

    Not a line but if you promise Toad money or if you give him Crane's money he gives a nice prance and whistles out the doorway.

  • lol I fixed it

    BobJackson posted: »

    Hey, you said you couldn't post comments!

  • When Johann says "They're gonna kill me...oh god, she is going to fucking kill me."

    My sister and I laughed so hard at that line! Just how he delivers it is too funny!

  • I have several favorite lines.

    Bigby: Dead or alive, you're coming with me.

    Snow: I'm glad you aren't dead.

    Bigby: Snow.. I'd never leave you.

    Woody: Hey assholes, I found her.

    Most memorable line: Bigby- You're damn right it is.

    Funniest line combo: Bigby: Bigby? What happened to sheriff?! Johann: Please don't kill me sheriff. I laugh everytime.

  • Jack: I swear, on Toads life.

  • From Jersey Devil: Aww you protected your friend, too bad you couldn't protect those whores!

  • Jersey Devil (in his true form): "Would this face lie to you?"

  • Good one! I love Jersey Devil his accent and true badass form!

    SkyAbove posted: »

    Jersey Devil (in his true form): "Would this face lie to you?"

  • dojo32161dojo32161 Moderator
    edited June 2014

    JerseyDevil: So I'm giving you one more shot to thank me for my sunny attitude and generous disposition...

  • I like

    "Go on just try to stop me"

    JerseyDevil posted: »

    From Jersey Devil: Aww you protected your friend, too bad you couldn't protect those whores!

  • This one is good too: So get the fuck outta my sight! Hit the bricks. See ya later.

    JerseyDevil posted: »

    From Jersey Devil: Aww you protected your friend, too bad you couldn't protect those whores!

  • OMG sorry but this one too: Still looking for whoever killed them hookers or are you done chasing your tail?

    JerseyDevil posted: »

    From Jersey Devil: Aww you protected your friend, too bad you couldn't protect those whores!

  • Yeah that was a great line!

    ThatGirl13 posted: »

    When Johann says "They're gonna kill me...oh god, she is going to fucking kill me." My sister and I laughed so hard at that line! Just how he delivers it is too funny!

  • edited June 2014

    Bigby: "I would never leave you Snow."
    Snow is about to say something.
    Colin bursts in :"Yeah, you were really fucked up, man. You looked like when you take an action figure and bend its limbs the wrong way..."
    --> plus their reactions to him (and the reactions of all the Letsplayers I've watched so far) :D

  • edited June 2014

    Episode 4 beginning (Bigby and Snow moment)
    Snow: You had us... you had worried there for a while.
    Snow: You, uh, stopped breathing, you know... when you passed out or... died... i guess. It... um... it kind of scared the hell out of me. I've never seen you like that.
    Bigby: Snow... i'd never leave you.
    (Romantic moment when they both stare then.... Collin interrupts)

  • He totally cock-blocked bigby.

    Bigby: "I would never leave you Snow." Snow is about to say something. Colin bursts in :"Yeah, you were really fucked up, man. Y

  • edited June 2014

    I was so pissed.. but I wish I knew what Snow was about to say because that was about the second time they got interrupted during one of their little "moments" One is episode 2 when they were looking at Lilly's body and two is in episode 4 when the jazzy music and the neon light were there and then Collin had to interrupt... I might be overreacting but.. Snowby shippers out there must be freaking out

    Bigby: "I would never leave you Snow." Snow is about to say something. Colin bursts in :"Yeah, you were really fucked up, man. Y

  • edited June 2014

    "Still looking for whoever killed them hookers, or are you done chasing your tail?" The double innuendo here is brilliant.

    Another one that cracks me up is Toad's "Fuck off!" after Jack tells him "Good luck with that glamour."

  • That is mostly the reason I sent Colin to the Farm. First he told Bigby to be more romantic with Snow and than he interrupted. Which reminds me.

    Colin: You're not really gonna send me to the Farm are. I don't know she sounded really serious. Bigby: I don't make the rules, I just enforce them. Colin: Bull. shit. You make favors all the time. Bigby: Yeah, well I guess I ran out.

    Episode 4 beginning (Bigby and Snow moment) Snow: You had us... you had worried there for a while. Snow: You, uh, stopped breat

  • edited June 2014

    "Snowby shippers!" HAHAH!

    You ought to read the comix; there's enough sexual tension to hold up a suspension bridge! (Spoiler) They desire and admire each other, but neither wants to admit it to themselves. This goes on for many issues, but the comic doesn't just draw it out to take up lots of time and sell magazines; they let it build more and more intense. But neither one breaks the wall between them because of their ego pressure to appear "cool" to the other one.

    Then something weird happens which suddenly changes that instantly, and like a star collapsing and rebounding into a black hole inside a supernova, they fuck.

    In fact, much of the plots of the later issues involve the really-cool litter of cubs she has as they grow up, even though Bigby and Snow never get married or even admit they're in love.

    I was so pissed.. but I wish I knew what Snow was about to say because that was about the second time they got interrupted during

  • Your favorite line (in the OP) was my favorite too. When Colin said "Hell, I'm practically the president of the 'Bigby, don't be such a dick' club", after I stopped laughing out loud, that's the moment when I realized (pretty late) that I really LOVE this game.

    -faye

  • edited June 2014

    Yeah, I like all the insulting comments implying that Bigby is a lowly dog, like Bluebeard telling Snow "I think your dog wants a biscuit".

    Bigby always has to just stand there and silently eat that shit because he doesn't want to dignify it by objecting.

    Whoever writes this thing is really, really good!

    -faye

    Lahkesis posted: »

    "Still looking for whoever killed them hookers, or are you done chasing your tail?" The double innuendo here is brilliant. Another one that cracks me up is Toad's "Fuck off!" after Jack tells him "Good luck with that glamour."

  • I also like when the toad uses all that lower-class cockney slang!

  • edited June 2014

    i think the tension between them is really nice - it's much more interesting than kissing and vows immediately. but i'd actually be glad about a kiss in twau (i know, improbable because of the comics)... btw, they actually do marry in the comics, don't they?

    Faye_Kane posted: »

    "Snowby shippers!" HAHAH! You ought to read the comix; there's enough sexual tension to hold up a suspension bridge! (Spoiler)

  • They get married ~2 years after the cubs are born.

    Faye_Kane posted: »

    "Snowby shippers!" HAHAH! You ought to read the comix; there's enough sexual tension to hold up a suspension bridge! (Spoiler)

  • "Thats Rude"

  • edited June 2014

    WOH!
    COO-well!!

    Now I have to return to the mountain of comics I bought all at once after reading the first one. I almost hate to do it, because once I'm caught up, I can only read one a month. I try to ration the excellent story arcs, and they keep getting better and better as the universe and its complexity expand with time.

    I hope we get to see them fuck.

    BTW, is there a forum like this somewhere about the comic, not the game? We are kind of limited here due to the finite amount of events in the four episodes.

    -faye kane girl brain

    LukaszB posted: »

    They get married ~2 years after the cubs are born.

  • "Listen you bald little dipshit" how ironic

  • There are a few that I noticed, don't know on which page because of the main focus being the game. Every episode after the first had something to do with the comics, at the very least issue 22. One of Colin's lines show just how much Snow & Bigby have in common, "Pure as driven Snow".

    Faye_Kane posted: »

    WOH! COO-well!! Now I have to return to the mountain of comics I bought all at once after reading the first one. I almost ha

  • "Yeah, you were really fucked up, man. You looked like when you take an action figure and bend its limbs the wrong way."

    "You're asking me to kill him, aren't you? Is that what you think I do?" "No! Of course not!" "I don't know how you'd get that idea..."

    "Lift with your legs, not with your back, you'll hurt yourself that way. Now what the fuck are you doing?"

    "I'm just gonna...You know...-books it-"

    "Hey, assholes. I found her."

    "I'll be honest, I was having trouble deciding which one of you to hit with this thing."/"I should have hit you with this thing."

    "Shitty brand."

    "You're always muckin' about!", said Toad telepathically.

  • When bluebeard says: "Don't go to far Sheriff".

    And I reply: "Why don't you go fuck off until I'm good and ready".

  • The choice to light a cigarette at the end of episode 4. That's the most badass choice in the whole game. :D

  • the way jersey says " hey... sheriff. those girls are still dead.. and there is nothin' you can do to bring them back. and i dont know what they did,but i do know this... if they're dead its cause the crooked man wanted them dead. thats all it takes. so you can roar, smash the place up. shit, you can wail on my all you want but what good is it gonna do ya? 'Cause he ain't in your town. you're in his." with his voice its just perfect

    JerseyDevil posted: »

    Good one! I love Jersey Devil his accent and true badass form!

  • funniest line is after Woody put his axe in jerseys head and then jersey attempts to crawl away and says he is going to look for the aspirin.. or something like that

  • While investigating the room 207 at the Open Arms
    Bigby: He brought wine.
    Beauty: Classy...

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