Which character would you vote for president?

So which character from the game would you vote for president? I would choose either Snow, Bigby or maybe Flycatcher.

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  • Flycatcher of course! Free frog hats and orange jumpsuits for everyone!

  • Snow White, although she is a hard ass.

  • Colin, ghost of Pete!

  • Snow, obviously. She's the only competent administrator in the game.

  • edited June 2014

    in order to be a president, you have to be an hardass

    BoatsNHoes posted: »

    Snow White, although she is a hard ass.

  • Bluebeard.

  • Bufkin!

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  • dojo32161dojo32161 Moderator

    Jack Horner for president! He will get every girls phone number!

  • Ma- I mean Mr.Toad of course!

  • Wow. That is a...shockingly awful thing to say.

  • Swineheart. Calm, smart, confident, can perform open heart surgery on himself. And he was in the army. Checks off everything on my list.

  • Georgie Porgie. It would never be a dull moment.

    'I did NOT have sexual intercourse with that woman...' XD

  • Lemme predict your future... Hmm... Yo ass gon get banned son!

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    ALL sex is rape.

    You know who said that? A feminist in the 60s.

    When we evolved on the African grasslands 80,000 years ago before language was invented, all sex WAS rape. Think about it. Everyone everywhere is naked, including teenage girls, no one can speak, and there are no laws or even rules. Rape fantasies are by FAR the number one fantasy for women (google it). And get this: 40% of rape victims have an orgasm during it (definitely look that one up because you don't believe it. It's in a serious, peer-reviewed academic journal and the researcher is female).

    The feminists had a hell of a time bending over backwards to explain that, and their crazy explanations are funny to read because it's so obvious that they're blatantly ignoring the obvious explanation. A huge part of rape counseling in the weeks after it happens is girls' guilt about liking it.

    You people ought to read Camille Paglia, very respected, pro-sex, pro-BDSM feminist professor of humanities.

    Just don't leave comments calling me names, because everything I said is both true and provable. I even did a blog item where I pasted GIF images of the journal article.

    I was pathologically shy until I was gang-raped in 2001 in a stranger's basement for an entire weekend, and it changed my life. It showed me who and what I really am: a female intelligent animal. Ever since then I've felt outspoken, confident, and free.

    Should rape be legal? No. A lot of girls are traumatized by it. I knew one in the mental hospital and she was ALL fucked up. But you never hear from the ones who are ashamed to admit they liked it. If 40% cummed, then I figure probably another 40% didn't quite because the guy cummed first. You only hear from the traumatized girls.

    -faye

    DomeWing333 posted: »

    Wow. That is a...shockingly awful thing to say.

  • edited June 2014

    You know who said that? A feminist in the 60s.

    She also happened to be quite against the idea of sex. Except maybe non-penetrative lesbian sex. And she was also wrong. All sex is not rape. That's why there are 2 different words for each act.

    Yes, rape fantasies are quite common among women (and perhaps men, but I'm less sure about that), but that "fantasy" bit is quite important, isn't it? It's what separates a safe exploration of power and control and a declaration of ownership over another person's body without their consent.

    An orgasm is a physiological reaction to genital stimulation. It does not mean that the person "liked" their rape. Arousal isn't the same thing as liking. The difficulty of rape counseling is reminding victims of this fact.

    I get that you have a pretty...liberal attitude toward sex and that's fine, but please be sensitive to the fact that rape (not rape fantasy, not BDSM, not power play) is a terrible, terrible thing to most people.

    EDIT: If you wish to discuss further, perhaps it would be better to move this conversation to a Private Discussion. It is quite off-topic and a very sensitive issue to be discussing openly without trigger warnings.

    Faye_Kane posted: »

    ALL sex is rape. You know who said that? A feminist in the 60s. When we evolved on the African grasslands 80,000 years ago

  • Bigby Wolf of course! He would huff n' puff US enemies away

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    So which character from the game would you vote for president?

    Anyone but Jack, the lying sleazebag. He already had a turn being president anyway, when he called himself Nixon.

  • He's unavailable. He's busy being the president of Russia right now.

    nusi2 posted: »

    Bluebeard.

  • Gren. Sorta serious. He's an asshole but I have a feeling he's gonna be an asshole for the people. So what if he likes to drink and get high sometimes?

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    So what if he likes to drink and get high sometimes?

    That's a PLUS in my book!

    xChryst posted: »

    Gren. Sorta serious. He's an asshole but I have a feeling he's gonna be an asshole for the people. So what if he likes to drink and get high sometimes?

  • dojo32161dojo32161 Moderator

    Vice President: "Oh God this is even worse than the Watergate scandal."

    pudding_pie posted: »

    Georgie Porgie. It would never be a dull moment. 'I did NOT have sexual intercourse with that woman...' XD

  • I think Georgie would be more "Yea, I fook 'er! What of it?!"

    pudding_pie posted: »

    Georgie Porgie. It would never be a dull moment. 'I did NOT have sexual intercourse with that woman...' XD

  • JonesJJonesJ Banned

    Haha! Just got it! Like Bill Clinton! :)

    pudding_pie posted: »

    Georgie Porgie. It would never be a dull moment. 'I did NOT have sexual intercourse with that woman...' XD

  • Swineheart or Snow.

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