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posted by metalkombat on - last edited - Viewed by 1.1K users
The world is full of companies who don't want to hear about your unpleasant experiences with their products. Either they provide nowhere for you to file a complaint, or the system for filing a complaint is extremely complicated and hardly worth the effort. Companies that do take your complaints rarely attempt to help you. Of course, the most complaints that any person has would be filed, if anywhere, to Life, and Life certainly doesn't take complaints.

So what is one to do with one's many, many complaints?

Send them here, of course! The Complaint Compartment is here to listen to your problems and do absolutely nothing about them. We accept complaints about jobs, complaints about family, complaints about friends, complaints about unpleasant acquaintances, complaints about products, complaints about last nights dinner, complaints about the amount of time in a day, complaints about you pen that has suddenly run out of ink, complaints about your persistently painful paper cut, complaints about your lawn's shade of green, complaints about long lists of accepted complaints, complaints about the Complaint Compartment, and just about any complaint related to your life! The only complaints that we don't accept are those about other complaints posted here; we also do not take kindly to negative responses to other people's complaints.

The Complaint Department is open.
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  • I have a complaint. I can't find freaking Digimon merchandice anywhere! As a digimon fan it makes me mad that I only got 1 of my 4 digimon items from a major store.
  • Most of the Sonic games after heroes sucked, They didn't have the follow through to make that game based on Archie Comics, The Dreamcast died, Shadow changed from Epic to living joke after 1 game, Sega and Nintendo haven't teamed up to make a mainstream game together yet*, Starfox Command's story and new characters were both just dumb ways to attract casuals, Super Paper Mario didn't have the same format as the previous two, EA got me hyped for Spore, 80% of the people who own a Wii don't know who Geno is, Sonic SatAM was canceled just as it was getting good, Earthbound was underrated, NiGHTS JoD was just freakin' dumb, Burning Rangers never got a sequel, Cave Story isn't out on Wiiware yet, AND EVERYONE IS CALLING ROBOTNIK EGGMAN.

    And thats Only page 1 of my 'Why the world sucks nowadays' Book ;)
  • StinkomanFan;115372 said:
    I have a complaint. I can't find freaking Digimon merchandice anywhere! As a digimon fan it makes me mad that I only got 1 of my 4 digimon items from a major store.
    digimon still exists??? i remember it from about 2000-2002 maximum. the naming for the creatures was terrible
  • StinkomanFan;115372 said:
    I have a complaint. I can't find freaking Digimon merchandice anywhere! As a digimon fan it makes me mad that I only got 1 of my 4 digimon items from a major store.
    I used to like that show, But if you like it know for what I think you like it now for, I LIKE IT TOO.
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    Anyways, that youtube user who uploaded the Sonic SatAM episodes to youtube and numbered them by Season and episode hasn't uploaded the last... 4?
  • Ray-The-Sun;115468 said:
    I used to like that show, But if you like it know for what I think you like it now for, I LIKE IT TOO.
    Maybe..... *shifty eyes*
    Anyway, Another thing that brings my blood to a boil is the fact that every time their's a snow day our school makes us stay another day in summer.
  • Not as bad as what we got here, WE HAVE TO GO ON SNOW DAYS.
  • IM GETTING OLD!!!

    that's my complaint
  • Cave Story ended too soon.
  • Whenever we get snow days, we have to go on the nearest available holiday.
  • I want to complain against all people who whines that the economy is in turmoil, yet they shop at wal-mart.
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