"That thing ain't full of milk, Charles."
""Listen, Vanilla Ice"
"I'll miss you"
"I don't like no hash"
""Okay, that was awkward. I won't do that again"
* "I'm gonna punch the first son of a bitch I see. Then I'm gonna take his gun, and use it to shoot the NEXT son of a bitch I see.… more"
* "I don't know what the fuck your sayin', but I know it's bullshit."
* "What's goin' on is that you're a reckless fuckin' moron."
Love him or hate him, Kenny is quotable.
"So a dog runs up, bites you and just.. disappears? Just some magical asshole dog in the forest?!"
"I wish I were more like him. That I could keep moving all the time. But.. I'm just not built like that."
This one's more of a dialogue exchange between Clem and Nick. "I think you're right. He'd never leave you guys behind." "Us guys, you mean." "Yeah, us guys."
"Doesn't mean nothin'. You're gonna see bad stuff, but it's okay."
I also love Nick's monologue while stuck in the shed and Omid's comment about his cat being pissed.
"You threatenin' me, old man? 'Cause you're not gonna like how that goes. Put the fucking gun down before you really make me mad..… more. No, I don't think so. I know killers, seen my share. You ain't got the look, and that means you don't got the balls. NOW DROP THE GODDAMN GUN!"
"You want to get violent you old fuck?! Well, COME ON. You better have a plan to kill me though, because it's ME before anyone else here!" ~ Lee Everett
"I'm Still. Not. Bitten. And I never was! And you left me out here, to die!" ~ Clementine
"Go on now... you don't need to see this..." ~ Kenny
My favorite one is "You think because you're a little girl you think you can people killed and no one will care and when you're sorry you think it'll all magic go away, THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS!
Comments
"You ruined that dude's face" - Omid
"Fuck,Fuck,Fuck,Fuck,Fuck,Fuuuuuck!!!!!"
"Gah... Jesus, are you fucking kidding me?"
Love Those ones HaHa.
Hell Yeah Nate is Funny.
He has a Hell of A Moustache.
Carlos - Settle Down Kenny.
Kenny Ruined Carvers Face.
"Bitch" - Bonnie, to Dee.
The way Leland exclaims "Bonnie!" in shock after she says that was hilarious, too. He sounded so scandalized
Duck,Duck,Duck,Duck DUUUUUCK
Cool Your Jets There Rambo.
R.I.P Omid The Comedian. I mean COmidean.
If only Omid were there to make that joke
Hilarious!
I put that on my phone as a text alert for somebody I don't like getting texts from.
Who said that?
"Listen, Vanilla Ice."
"So a dog runs up, bites you and just.. disappears? Just some magical asshole dog in the forest?!"
"I wish I were more like him. That I could keep moving all the time. But.. I'm just not built like that."
This one's more of a dialogue exchange between Clem and Nick. "I think you're right. He'd never leave you guys behind." "Us guys, you mean." "Yeah, us guys."
"Doesn't mean nothin'. You're gonna see bad stuff, but it's okay."
I also love Nick's monologue while stuck in the shed and Omid's comment about his cat being pissed.
When nick impersonated Carlos and said "Luke he's becoming a danger to the group!" I couldn't feel my sides I laughed so hard lol
Carver to Reggie
"English motherf*cker"-Kenny Episode5,Season2
His tone when saying it and the timing was such pure gold
Kenny is Straight Up.
Ooh, I don't know that one. Is it when Lee meets Vernon?
That was pretty funny. Also:
"You don't PLAN to IMPROVISE" - Mike s2e3
FUCK YOU KENNY
"Ha, Fuck you motherfucker"
I don't like no hash.
"I spy an a-hole."
SO , do you want hash brown on your burger?
Yeah I See one too.
"..."
Kenny: "I find whoever's doing that, I'll ring their motherfucking bell for em."
Lee: "Good one."
o_o
oL_O
R.I.P Nick
"Hah, Fuck You Motherfucker." - Nick
Luke, he's becoming a danger to the group!
You know what I wish? I wish Kenny had killed you
Takes gigantic balls to say that to Carver.
Trust me, silence sometimes is the best option.
Newest addition:
"English, motherfucker!!" ~ Kenny
All time favourites/most notable to me:
"You want to get violent you old fuck?! Well, COME ON. You better have a plan to kill me though, because it's ME before anyone else here!" ~ Lee Everett
"I'm Still. Not. Bitten. And I never was! And you left me out here, to die!" ~ Clementine
"Go on now... you don't need to see this..." ~ Kenny
"I'll catch you if ya fall. Probably." ~ Luke
"Fuck Wall Street." ~ Vince
"How big is it?" ~ Dumbass-Carlos
"What do you think they are?? Ninjas?" ~ Alvin
My favorite one is "You think because you're a little girl you think you can people killed and no one will care and when you're sorry you think it'll all magic go away, THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS!