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Hey guys 'n' gals,

In the spirit of "tapping the hive mind," I've got a few enigmatic questions for y'all:

-- What sort of book titles do you think could be found on the Voodoo Lady's bookshelf? Y'know, things like "The Joy of Hex," or "Screams of My Father."

-- For reasons that defy explanation, we're trying to enumerate dozens of unique kinds of winds, things like "The Wind the Blows Off Your Hat," or "The Wind that Sounds Remarkably Like an Unhappy Echidna." Can you think of any others?

-- Lastly, what's your pirate name?

Not promising anything,
Mike "Sleepy Boy" Stemmle
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  • Great stuff :D - my favourites from others so far:

    The Pirate Who Mistook His Wife For A Hook
    Rat Soup for the Pirate Soul
    Juju Jitsu
    Wind in the Gallows
    Voodoo at Tiffany's
    Separating the Hex from the Hoax
    The Hatchet in the Eye

    The wind that blew my balloon away when I was ten
    The Wind that's Created by a Butterfly's Wing
    The wind that stole your notes
    The Wind That Said Wherever You Go, By Sea or By Land, Then Trailed Off
    The Wind That Sent Me Through Time And Back Again
    The Wind That Wanted A Hug
    The Wind that Spins Your Beanie
  • "Behind every great man is Voodoo"

    "I once had a dog named Voodoo: special edition"

    "Green eggs and ham: How To Hex Food"

    "The wind that inevitably comes with eating too much garlic"

    My pirate name is Salty Sea Sausage!
  • Book: Soul Cocoons and Other Curses

    Winds: A cruel wind blows...

    My pirate name? Algorion.
  • viz;135059 said:
    The Threepwood Delusion
    Brilliant! And apt :)
  • The Wind That Makes You Hold The Breath for 10 minutes!

    My pirate name is Fudgebones/Fudgebeard/Nobeard. :D
  • Hm, "Rune" is the only book that comes to mind right away. I might have to think about it a bit more.


    The Wind that Tore Off a Turkey's Gulet
    The Wind that Carries the Fetid Fragrance of a Million Poopdecks
    The Wind that Almost(but not quite) Uprooted a Mountain

    Pirate name? I'll just put down the first thing that comes to mind:

    Deckhand Stabastion Gashagher.
  • Update: I have a final list made up of the best of the winds and books I came up with HERE

    Some more winds, mostly because this is fun, and because the other post was too big for me to update or for anyone to wade through.

    The Silent Killer In Each of Us
    The Wind That Was Out To Avenge His Brother
    The Wind of Crossing Streams
    The Wind That You Don't Want To Know About
    The Wind That Would Have To Kill You If It Told You
    The Wind Filled With Horrible Maddened Bees
    The Wind That Takes You Somewhere That Isn't Kansas Anymore
    The Wind That Told Me Not To Call It Shirley
    The Wind That Had No Mouth, But Must Scream
    The 7th Wind
    The Wind From Monkey Island
    The Wind With No Name
    The Wind That No One Can Find
    The Wind That Takes No Prisoners
    This Wind Has Come To Kick Butt, And Chew Bubblegum, But It's All Outta Bubblegum
    The Wind That Knows The Secret Of Monkey Island tm
    The Wind That You Run Away From In Your Nightmares
    The Wind of Funky Colors
    When You're In Texas Look Behind You, Cause That's Where This Wind Is Gonna Be
    The Really Angry Wind That Hates The Sound of Pirate Ships
    The Wind Carrying A Ship Of Untold Treasure But Can't Be Entered
    The Wind You've Heard About From Those Ladies At The Barbershop
    The Wind That Asked You For A Dance But Stepped All Over Your Feet

    And for another book:

    Shakespeare From A Monkey's Perspective
  • Didn't have time to think of possibilities for both categories, so have cheated and encompassed the two. :rolleyes:

    '"Windcheaters" - Bluff your way to an advanced mastery of Voodoo Weather-Control!'

    '"Grayling Close to the Wind" - The history and usage of freshwater game trout in Voodoo Cookery'.

    '"You Stole my Heart - Then Stole my Monocle" - Why Voodoo-Enhanced Whirlwind Romances Fail'.

    "'Windfalls and Windgalls"' - Voodoo Spells to Enhance your Wealth and Ease Persistent Tendon Swelling in Horses'.

    My pirate name? Captain S.E.S Sabersmith. ;)

    Okay, a couple more Voodoo books:

    '"I Do, You Do, We ALL Do Voodoo!" - Spells, Hexes and Horrifying Curses the Whole Family Can Enjoy'.

    '"The Essential Voodoo Handbook" - Volume IV: Marmoset Hands to Muskrat Hands.'

    "Voo 'do's" - 101 Hairdressing Ideas for Sexy, Hexy Tresses."
  • A book name: The How To Grow A Huge Beard with Voodoo Powers and Haggis in 3 days-book written by Elaine Marley

    After Guybrush have examined the book he should say: That's why Elaine wont tell me about her past!
  • "Deus Ex Machina Made Easy"
    "Songs for the Dead, and Undead"
    "How to Change Your Voice and Escape Hunters"

    "The Wind of Metal Gear, it can't be!"
    "The Wind that challenged Chicago, and Won!"
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