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Private Pirate Monkey Brainstorming...

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Hey guys 'n' gals,

In the spirit of "tapping the hive mind," I've got a few enigmatic questions for y'all:

-- What sort of book titles do you think could be found on the Voodoo Lady's bookshelf? Y'know, things like "The Joy of Hex," or "Screams of My Father."

-- For reasons that defy explanation, we're trying to enumerate dozens of unique kinds of winds, things like "The Wind the Blows Off Your Hat," or "The Wind that Sounds Remarkably Like an Unhappy Echidna." Can you think of any others?

-- Lastly, what's your pirate name?

Not promising anything,
Mike "Sleepy Boy" Stemmle
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  • "Tales on how to Escape the Revenged Curse" :p
  • Books:

    "How to conquer your fear of porcelain."

    Names for wind:

    "The wind that screams for monkeys."
    "The wind that sailors fear."
    "The wind that came from LeChuck's bathroom."
    "The wind of a mourning siren."

    My pirate name:

    Fire Fausk the Short-Tempered
  • More books:

    "The Voodician"
    "The Pillars of Voodoo"
    "Daemons and Angels - From a Voodoo Point of View"

    "Over 9 thousand ways to - Wait... what? Over 9 thousand?"
  • The Winds of Change
    The Winds of Loose Change
    The Winds of Change that was in my pocket before the Monkey stole it.
  • "The wind between my legs"
    "The wind in the what what?"

    "Voodoo Clothing: How to use voodoo magic to create that fine leather jacket you've allways wanted."

    "Dairy Farming for Pirates"

    by "Snafu" Bob Dagger

    p.s. there not very good but I had to try at least!!
  • Books:
    Practicing Safe Hex
    Who do? You do! We All do the Voodoo!
    Juju Bags: Separating the magic from the myth.
    Hex and the City: The novelisation of the Movie. (surprised nobody's thought of that yet. Unless they have, in which case, sorry I missed it.)


    The wind strong enough to set a VCR.
    The wind faster than a speeding zimmer frame.
    The wind that winned - uh, won.
    The wind that reminds me of the 6th of July last year....oh, no reason.

    Pirate Name: Dash "Wenchwhacker" Pikeman.

    Ok, so the wind names were mostly not that great, but I'm happy with some of the book titles I came up with.
  • "The real Secret of Monkey Island - by Rick A."

    After reading this Guybrush may say: "Weird, this is just a sheet of music."

    Optionally the first beats of Rick Astleys famous "Rickroll" sound could be heard in the background.
  • Some more:
    Voodoo Lady’s Favorites:

    “A chip off the ol’ doll”
    “The rib bone is NOT connected to the ankle bone”
    “Voodoo Green Towel on the Head: A Controversy”
    “Piratechology: A History of Pirate Psychology”
    “101 meanings of ”
    “Learning from parents’ mistakes: Birth Control”
    “Earth is Full. Go Home. OR How to greet your mother-in-law”
    “Butter on a bald Monkey: Dancing Lessons”
    “Onions and Lungs: The chemicals of Voodoo”
    “Spelling in VewDooh”
    “Team Gale Tells: Working with piracy” (anagram for TTG ;))
    “The animal, the lady and the furniture, a children’s book”
    “Porcelain: Origins” (this might be really cool to use)
    “Ingredients for potions: by and with the following authors”
    “Paranoia, I haz it”
    “The monkeys made me do it”
    “I know something you don’t know” by Ron Gilbert
    “How to fight like a cow”
    “Voo-dos and Voo-don’ts of Potions”
    “How to reach level 80 in the MI Series”
    “How and why do you have a pinky”
    “Spaghetti Carbonara: Not what it seems” by Captain Silverwolf Pet.
    “Spaghetti Carbonara: No cream or else!” (this is for Dominic :p He hates it when people use cream in this type of dish)
    “The change in my pocket, the monkey in yours”
    “The hole in my shoe: Drama”
    “Washing: Pirate Edition – it’s not that scary”
    “Book title by author” Guybrush: It surprises me with it’s simplicity.
    “The Legend of the Mouse Pointer: Tales and Sightings”
    “Things that you can find on the floor: Alphabetical version”
    “Special Extended Limited Reviewed Edition: Sand”
    “Guybrush and the Aliens” by George and Steven
    “Schizophrenia and me, and me, and me”
    “Pirates code: 31287543”
    “Insult swordfighting: We promise we’ll add some in season two”
    “The happy victim: Educational Purposes”
    “The stranger in my closet”
    “The stranger in my closet, Vol II: His head fell off”
    “The stranger in my closet, Vol III: He’s staring at me”

    Winds that roam around us:

    The Wind that Sneaked into the women’s locker-room
    The Wind that Speaks to Me and Argues with the Voices in my Head
    The Wind that Thinks He’s Funny but He’s Not
    The Wind that Found Out He Was a Reindeer
    The Wind that Chose Wisely
    The Wind that Watches Our Every Move
    The Wind that Makes Great Pancakes
    The Wind that his Own Mother Didn’t Recognize
    The Wind that Hoped For a Pony on Christmas Eve
    The Wind that Laughed Hysterically at the Sight of Balloons
    The Wind that Stated He Was a Real Boy
    The Wind that Thought He Was Peter Pan
    The Wind that Was More Human
    The Wind that Could
    The Wind that Desired a Windess
    The Wind that Had a Neurotic Breakdown
    The Wind that Wished Upon a Star… and Got Scammed
    The Wind that Wasn’t a Wind
    The Wind that Mocked People
    The Wind that Had a Serious Problem with the Color Green
    The Wind that Invaded my Privacy
    The Wind that Likes Melons
    The Wind that’s Made in China
    The Wind that Eats Chinese Food
    The Wind that Watches You when You Sleep
    The Wind that Changes Your Socks while You Sleep
    The Wind that Cleans Up Behind the Fridge Too
  • On Stranger Tides - Tim Powers

    Daniel el Devastador
  • Silverwolfpet;135229 said:
    *Insert HUGE list here*
    Sweet merciful monkeys, how long were you writing that post for?

    (Also, you posted at 11:38 in whatever time zone I have this forum set in. Awesome.)
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