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Insult Sword Fighting! (Create your own insults!)

posted by Marduk on - last edited - Viewed by 23.9K users
I was inspired by another thread (I'm not stealing an idea, somebody said that somebody else should be an insult sword fighter. I thought it would be cool to start a thread for insults).

Here's a few rules (I thought I'd list them formally as I've never invented my own forum game.... I say "invent" but I am aware that this is basically a variation of previous forum games).

Rules;

[LIST=1][*]After you reply to an insult you have to make another for the next person to reply to.
[*]You can't reply to your own insults.
[*]Insults do not have to be in-line with monkey island but you will get extra points for it.
[*]Insults do not need to rhyme but you'll get extra points for it.
[*]Pirate 'lingo' is more than acceptable.
[*]There is no point scoring system. Any and all points are purely honourific (like "brownie points") and may be awarded by anybody to anybody for any reason.
[*]Please copy or quote the insult you're replying to to avoid confusing other members.
[*]Don't steal insults from other members of the forums. Using famous quotes is ok.
[*]NO SWEARING!
[*]Nothing too lewd or suggestive or otherwise in conflict with the TTG forum terms and conditions. (Things that are only suggestive when given plenty of thought or if you happen to think of them in a certain light or that would go 'over the heads' of most people are acceptable but please try to use good judgement and edit your insult if another player thinks you're too rude).
[*]No comments too personal to any on the Forums. If certain members of the forum have revealed anything personal to you or have demonstrated some kind of behaviour that might be embarrassing then please keep it to yourself. This is supposed to be a little fun; we're not aiming to really hurt people's feelings, here.[/list]

Hope that's not too many rules :)
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  • Edward VanHelgen;136416 said:
    Is that your sword? Looks more like a needle for knitting!
    All the better to sew your mouth shut!
    hplikelike;136422 said:
    Ye've got the intellegence of an Atari video game, and the looks to match.
    At least I have some Class(ic)

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    Didn't I see you last week in the monkey cage at the zoo?
  • Xocrates;136426 said:
    Didn't I see you last week in the monkey cage at the zoo?
    Ah yes, you were in the reptile house, right?....

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    You smell!
  • Marduk;136428 said:
    You smell!
    At least, i change my clothes from time to time!

    I saw better swordsman then you on a theatre stage!
  • Marduk;136428 said:
    Ah yes, you were in the reptile house, right?....

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    You smell!
    Having smelled your odour, i'm sure i'm in hell.

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    Never before have I seen such a lackluster technique!
  • Why do I always check this thread after someone skipped a post?
    Edward VanHelgen;136431 said:
    I saw better swordsman then you on a theatre stage!
    I bet their swords were sharper than your wit.
    Gryffalio;136432 said:
    Never before have I seen such a lackluster technique!
    I'm sorry, but your fighting just causes me to fall asleep.

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    I've seen sloths more agile than you.
  • Gryffalio;136432 said:
    Never before have I seen such a lackluster technique!
    Even in your own sewing-boutique?
    Xocrates;136433 said:
    I've seen sloths more agile than you.
    So, you got that job of a zoo-keeper after all?

    Soon, my sword will be wearing your feminine underwear!
  • Does your mom want them back, or doesn't she care?

    In just a few moments, you'll be food for my parrot.
  • Toothless Gibbon;136453 said:
    In just a few moments, you'll be food for my parrot.
    Judging by your physique, he eats more then you a lot!

    Your haircut is one of the worst on the whole Caribbean!
  • at least I can *afford* a haircut, you plebeian

    I could beat you twice - in my sleep!
  • Edward VanHelgen;136456 said:
    Judging by your physique, he eats more then you a lot!

    Your haircut is one of the worst on the whole Caribbean!
    you don't like my mullet? prepare to be a fillet!
    threepcross;136462 said:
    at least I can *afford* a haircut, you plebeian

    I could beat you twice - in my sleep!
    Yeah; in your dreams!

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    When they made you they broke the mold; they didn't want to make that mistake ever again!
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