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Hey guys 'n' gals,

In the spirit of "tapping the hive mind," I've got a few enigmatic questions for y'all:

-- What sort of book titles do you think could be found on the Voodoo Lady's bookshelf? Y'know, things like "The Joy of Hex," or "Screams of My Father."

-- For reasons that defy explanation, we're trying to enumerate dozens of unique kinds of winds, things like "The Wind the Blows Off Your Hat," or "The Wind that Sounds Remarkably Like an Unhappy Echidna." Can you think of any others?

-- Lastly, what's your pirate name?

Not promising anything,
Mike "Sleepy Boy" Stemmle
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  • Ignatius;136285 said:
    "argentinian corned beef product"?!? jajajajaja. Do we really sell that to you???
    You do, and it is delicious fried up with last night's baked potatoes.
  • RockNRoll;136804 said:
    RE: winds, all I keep thinking of is some variation of "The Wind Cried Mary" by Jimi Hendrix
    On that note..

    Books (by Jimi Hex):
    VOODOO for CHILDren
    Purple Daze
    Can You See Me? An Introduction to Invisibility
    Little Wings and Things
    Castles Made of Magic Sand
  • "Are you there, Satan? It's me, Margaret".
  • Hi I hope the translation joke from Italian to English will work... XD

    Books:
    "How to spell people with a puzzle"
    and
    "How to puzzle people with a spell"

    Pirate Name:
    The Evil "Stinky" Ency
  • Books: Haunting and Spooking: A Ghost Pirates Manifesto
  • Sorry if others have suggested some of these. The thread's already too long for me to sort through everything...
    ttg_Stemmle;134989 said:
    -- What sort of book titles do you think could be found on the Voodoo Lady's bookshelf? Y'know, things like "The Joy of Hex," or "Screams of My Father."
    Tuesdays with Murray
    Chicken Soup for the Undead Soul
    Chicken Soup for the Disembodied Soul
    Chicken Soup for the Soulless
    The Lively Art of Hexing
    To Kill a Mockingbird and then Raise It from the Grave Again
    Undeath of a Salesman
    ttg_Stemmle;134989 said:
    -- For reasons that defy explanation, we're trying to enumerate dozens of unique kinds of winds, things like "The Wind the Blows Off Your Hat," or "The Wind that Sounds Remarkably Like an Unhappy Echidna." Can you think of any others?
    The Wind that Comes Sweepin' Down the Plain
    The Wind that Comes Right Behind the Rain
    The Wind that Eats Kites
    The Wind that's Blowin' the Answer
    The Wind of Doubt that Blows
    ttg_Stemmle;134989 said:
    -- Lastly, what's your pirate name?
    My pirate name is Simbi Barbos!
  • Rather Dashing;136883 said:
    "Are you there, Satan? It's me, Margaret".
    This made me laugh.. Very hard hah!
  • "Acupuncture your warts"
    "Monkey tales - not just a fashion statement"
    "1001 potions and hexxes"
    "Living dead - a menace or just missunderstood"
    "How to remove 101 stains with chicken blood"


    "The Wind that took the wind out of me"
    "The Wind that huffed and puffed and then blew me down"
    "The Wind that stole my monkey"


    Captain Charles Howell - Caribbean buckaneer
  • Book:
    "WHO is making all the T-Shirts?!"

    Wind:
    The Wind that is Making all the T-Shirts

    :D
  • A Book-set:
    "The Secret of Zombie Island" by Edmond Kelso
    "The Secret of Zombie Island: Dr. Sangre's Revenge"
    "The Curse of Zombie Island"
    "Escape from Zombie Island"

    :)
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