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Why did the fish need an aspirin?

He had a haddock





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I want 101 posts here :P joke
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  • Why did the fish didn't cross the road?

    To prove he was no chicken.
  • Knock Knock

    Who is there?

    A fish with a 5 secound memmory

    A fish with a 5 secound memmory?

    Where am I?
  • I wonder if there are actually 101 fish jokes in the book, well only 1 way to find out........;)

    Nah changed my mind actually !!
  • Kingofkings11;184644 said:
    I wonder if there are actually 101 fish jokes in the book, well only 1 way to find out........;)

    Nah changed my mind actually !!
    Don't worry there aren't :( . There's quite a few but no where near 101. Once you get to the end of the jokes tehy start over again in the same order.
  • The "I hope I don't need a sturgeon" one was probably the best.
  • So I was bored. What of it?
    Why did the fish
    need an aspirin?

    He had a haddock.
    Why didn't the fish
    cross the road?

    To prove he was no
    chicken.
    "Knock knock"

    "Who's there?"

    "A fish with a five
    second memory."

    "A fish with a five
    second memory
    who?"

    "Where am I?"
    What did the sign
    on the empty
    nuclear reactor say?

    Gone Fission.
    What's a fish with
    no eye?

    Fsh.
    How do fish get so
    smart?

    They live their
    whole life in
    schools!
    What do you get
    when you cross a
    killer whale with a
    cow?

    I don't know, but
    don't try to milk it!
    Where do fish keep
    their money?

    In a river bank!
    Why do manatees
    have so many
    wrinkles?

    You try ironing one!
    What's green and
    has 3,000 teeth?

    A great white pickle.
    How do you stop a
    fish from smelling?

    Plug up it's[sic] nose!
    Where can you find
    a shrimp with no
    legs?

    Right where you left
    it.
    What should you do
    if you find a shark
    in your bed?

    Sleep somewhere
    else.
    What did the fish
    say when he ran into
    a wall?

    Dam!
    ... I agree with Guinea.
  • Phlip;186405 said:
    So I was bored. What of it?

    Quote:
    How do you stop a
    fish from smelling?

    Plug up it's[sic] nose!


    ... I agree with Guinea.
    "It's" is correct in that context. Why did you put [sic]? the nose belongs to "it".
  • No it's not, it'd uncontract as "plug up it is nose".
  • But the apostrophe notes possesion in this case not a contraction.
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