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Insult battles!!! [Rhyming]

posted by Geypi on - last edited - Viewed by 21.2K users
So yeah this crazy idea came to my mind. Why don't we have our own insult battles here :D? Please make this sticky. I think it could be fun but we have to make our own rhymes. But don't insult the people too much and if anyone is easly offended... it's JUST a game. The rules are simple:
-it has to rhyme of course
-you can only reply to the latest post
-you musn't use word that don't ryhm with anything (orange, purple, ninth,...)
-you musn't create a new rhyme if the latest hasn't been countered yet.

So the next post starts the battle!! It's on bitches!! :D (not insulting anyone with that it just sounds cool :D)
EDIT: so yeah i wanted to give some more rules.
-IF you want you can after replying to one rhyme make another one
-and please quote the rhyme you're responding to.
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  • Darkblade07;210180 said:
    Those gods were slow and fat,who knows what they have eaten
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    You look even worse then your mom
    Funny, yours said I was looking good... all night long
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    You have but the breeding of a latrine rat
  • Darkblade07;210180 said:
    Those gods were slow and fat,who knows what they have eaten
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    You look even worse then your mom
    Says the guy who is on theugliestman.com
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    You're so clumsy the only sport you could do is chess.
  • JedExodus;210203 said:
    Funny, yours said I was looking good... all night long
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    You have but the breeding of a latrine rat
    let me breed this...My sword in your HEAD!

    (sry for the double post i didn't know you replied to that rhyme.)
  • Keep it up and you will be DEAD! D-E-D DEAD!
  • For you foolish mortals I am the pirate GOD!
  • zombiemaniac;210723 said:
    Keep it up and you will be DEAD! D-E-D DEAD!
    I enjoy watching you flail!

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    Upon your head, I've placed a price!
  • Geypi;224170 said:
    For you foolish mortals I am the pirate GOD!
    You must clear out the churches; you smell strongly of cod
    Upon your head, I've placed a price!
    Nay, 'tis just a hat! And it looks rather nice.

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    Every foe that I've met has been easily slain.
  • BlankCanvasDJ;224200 said:
    You must clear out the churches; you smell strongly of cod



    Nay, 'tis just a hat! And it looks rather nice.

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    Every foe that I've met has been easily slain.
    But none of them can compare to me. I am truely INSANE!

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    For you rookies i don't even need a sword!!
  • You just need your feet to run, but don't trip over that cord!
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    Everyone who fights me always fails to win.
  • Maxilyah;224499 said:
    Everyone who fights me always fails to win.
    Because picking on the mentally handicapped is a sin.

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    The mere mention of my name will make you shake in your boots.
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