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Insult battles!!! [Rhyming]

posted by Geypi on - last edited - Viewed by 21.2K users
So yeah this crazy idea came to my mind. Why don't we have our own insult battles here :D? Please make this sticky. I think it could be fun but we have to make our own rhymes. But don't insult the people too much and if anyone is easly offended... it's JUST a game. The rules are simple:
-it has to rhyme of course
-you can only reply to the latest post
-you musn't use word that don't ryhm with anything (orange, purple, ninth,...)
-you musn't create a new rhyme if the latest hasn't been countered yet.

So the next post starts the battle!! It's on bitches!! :D (not insulting anyone with that it just sounds cool :D)
EDIT: so yeah i wanted to give some more rules.
-IF you want you can after replying to one rhyme make another one
-and please quote the rhyme you're responding to.
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  • BlankCanvasDJ;224508 said:
    Because picking on the mentally handicapped is a sin.

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    The mere mention of my name will make you shake in your boots.
    well...The mere mention of my name will make you run in the woods.

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    You better give up before you make an idiot of yourself.
  • To make you worship my pic on your shelf?

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    I will defeat you, no matter which fight!
  • Abby;225411 said:
    To make you worship my pic on your shelf?

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    I will defeat you, no matter which fight!
    How?? If you compare us you're just a normal mortal... I am the Dark Knight!!

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    I'm to the pirates what Michael Jackson was to music :D.
  • Frail and pasty and built like a stick?

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    When I'm done with you, you'll be monkey lunch.
  • When I am done with you, you will look like Fruit Punch.

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    I WILL RICKROLL YOU TO DEATH!
  • Funny, I planned to make you cry, say goodbye, tell you a lie and hurt you, so don't hold your breath.

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    Foolish knave! I will cut you in two!
  • You like to eat monkey poo!

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    you like to eat an elephant's turd!
  • I'm sensing a theme. You're obsessed and absurd.

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    You are no match for my epic might
  • BlankCanvasDJ;226690 said:
    I'm sensing a theme. You're obsessed and absurd.

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    You are no match for my epic might
    If that's true than Michael Jackson was never white :D.


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    Look, just give me your treasure and i won't tell anyone that i kicked your ass.
  • You can't kick your way out of a paper bag, so just quit your sass.
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    The last person I fought was destroyed by my will.
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