User Avatar Image

Monkey Island Caption Contest #7: A Rubber Chicken with a Caption in the Middle

posted by apenpaap on - last edited - Viewed by 2.1K users
Welcome to the 7th Monkey Island caption contest. Here are last week's winners:
Thriftweed Fancy Pants;257944 said:
image
Governor: Guard!!
Guard: Yes sir?
Governor: What...what is that?
Guard: It appears to be your foot sir.
Governor: My what?!
Guard: Your foot sir.
Governor: Interesting. And what does a foot do?
Guard: It's used for walking sir.
Governor: Walking you say?
Guard: Yes sir.
Governor: I see...
*pauses*
Governor: Can I eat it?
Guard: I'm afraid not sir.
Secret Fawful;257865 said:
This week in Secrets in the World of Monkey Island! The Secret Underneath Governor Phatt's Blankets!

image
Guybrush: Oh no!
Phatt: Are you terrified? Are you gonna break into tears knowing that the Dread Pirate LeChuck is back?
Guybrush: No. I'm terrified of how fat your gut is.
Phatt: Oh, that's not my stomach.
image
Guybrush: And then he pulled away the blankets!

What could it be! A llama? An orthodontist!? Stay tuned to find out.
The winners get:
image
An avatar of a facepalming monkey!

The Hall of Fame:
puzzlebox x2
hplikelike x2
Thriftweed Fancy Pants x2
SilverWolfPet x1
skitty85 x1
prizna x1
TomPravetz x1
Jen Kollic x1
Secret Fawful x1

PM me if you have a good picture for the next contest. May be fanart too, as long as it's your own.
25 Comments - Linear Discussion: Classic Style
  • image

    Winslow: Sir, could you stop looking down there?

    Guybrush: Why are you wearing lady's underwear?

    Winslow: I said STOP LOOKING!!

    image

    Murray: You're not going to win this contest!

    Cryptkeeper: NOOOOooooooooo!

    Murray: Bwahahahahaha!
  • image

    Mort: What do you want from me?
    Guybrush: I'm selling these fine leather jackets
    Mort: Oooohhh! What do I get if I pay in pieces of eight?
    Guybrush: This nifty scythe I just cut my pants open with, *papishu!*...
    Murray: ...guarantee that this leather comes from the evilest pirate hides you've ever seen in the Caribbean; and eternal torment and suffering... free of charge!
    Bwahahahaha!
  • apenpaap;258703 said:
    image[/UNQUOTE]

    Guybrush (thinks): Hey, Winslow's got a tattoo of *me* on his arse!

    [QUOTE]image
    George Lucas: Yes, I think it's time for another special edition - "Curse of Monkey Island" could do with some work. Now, I want you to reinstate all the deleted material mentioned in the strategy guide.... and then digitally replace all the guns and cannons and swords and injury-causing and violence with sunshine, lollipops and rainbows....
    Programmer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! MUMMMMMMMY! THERE'S A MONSTER IN MY BEDROOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • apenpaap;258703 said:
    image
    Winslow: I'm sorry, Threepwood... But this is mutiny, I am now the Captain!
    Guybrush: ...What did I do?
    Winslow: You didn't point at the map...
    Guybrush: and...?
    Winslow: I LOVE THAT MAP, SIR!
    image
    apenpaap;258703 said:
    image
    Mort: Can you tell me my future?
    Ghost: THE ADVENTURE GAME GENRE WILL DIE OUT, AND ALL THAT LUCASARTS WILL MAKE IS... STAR WARS GAMES!
    Mort: NOOOOOOOO!
    Ghost: AND NEVER MORE WILL YOU FIND SHOES THAT MA...
    Guybrush: Murray, shut up!
  • image
    Wait, are you one of those guys who sleep in the nude? I just don't want that sheet to come off...
  • image

    Following the caption contest on his beamer was a bad idea.
  • apenpaap;258703 said:
    image
    Guybrush: Uh, Winslow? Why is your cravat stuck in the wheel?
    Winslow: Really, you don't want to know.
  • image

    "B-But she's his sister!"
  • apenpaap;258703 said:
    image

    Guybrush: Hum, nice wheels...
    Winslow: Wheels? But there´s only one wheel here, sir.
    Guybrush: Oh, right....

    image
    You can't boogie with the boogeyman,
    Hold out any way you can,
    But don't mess with the boogeyman
    or you´ll never find socks that match again
Add Comment