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Most Terrible Movie You've Seen

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I was re-watching Strong Bad emails and got inspiration for a topic.

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What is/are the worst movie(s) you've seen recently? I don't mean movies that would otherwise be good if not for a few things wrong with them. I mean movies that have no redeemable value and are completely FAIL.

The last really terrible movie I've seen was when my Dad and I went to the theater to watch a movie and didn't plan ahead to know what was playing at the time. We looked through the theater's guide thingy that describes the movies it was showing and I read about "No Country for Old Men" and how it had won Academy Awards.

Let me tell you. It's so horrible, I even won't bother with spoiler tags. The bad guy who is killing everyone lives. The protagonist dies in a fight with the bad guy that you never get to see, you only see the police in the movie walk up to a hotel room and his body is lying there. The cop that is investigating the situation quits before ever tracking down the bad guy. Also, neither the main plot nor even an introduction to what the protagonist's name is... neither happens until like 30 minutes into the film.

I hated that movie. It's a testament to how misleading getting an award can be.
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  • Sinbad, the last Dreamwork Hand Drawed Movie. No really, if you gonna test the marked for hand drawed stuff, at least animate a good story, dammit!
  • Each to his own man. I enjoyed no country for old men :rolleyes:
  • I saw "The Darjeeling Limited" about a year ago. Awful. So incredibly boring and un-funny that watching it is painful and a chore. Tedious. I have no idea why Owen Wilson lent his acting talents to such a B-grade movie.
  • Wedding Daze: caught this on TV at a relative's house; it was so horrible we couldn't stop. Ridiculous plot, ideas, acting, the whole-shebang, even for a romantic comedy. Just, done 100 times worse. It also has the world's most random, well, sex scene, I guess. "Jason said he was coming over." "Jason said what?" "That he was coming over." "That he was..." (scared) "...coming..." Then there's use of whipped cream. Yeah.

    Though, nothing is half as bad as the crap Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedman put out. I think they've cleared "terrible". They've come close to creating a new genre: "comedy horror: or comedy so bad you'll think it was a horror movie".
  • I also saw the first half hour of "Management". Bad script and not the slightest bit believable.
  • "No Country for Old Men" is actually one of my favorites, but everyone has their own opinions.

    As for me, "Pearl Harbor" was the worst movie of all time.
  • Miami Vice, Miami Vice, Miami Vice.

    Saw it for free at a private screening before it came out, and I walked out feeling ripped off anyway
  • JedExodus;265063 said:
    Miami Vice, Miami Vice, Miami Vice.

    Saw it for free at a private screening before it came out, and I walked out feeling ripped off anyway

    The action movie, where there wasn't anything going on but boat chases?
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    I guess none of you saw The Room?
    I'd heard so much about how bad it was that I had to see it for myself (which I did about a year ago) and it blew me away!
    A master class in bad movie making.
    However, I loved No Country for Old Men!
  • It's a tie between "Superhero Movie" and "Fool's Gold". Both a waste of money, precious hours, and contributors to my loss in the faith of modern cinematic comedies.
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