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The "I Find Noir Sam Sexy" Support Group

posted by Lena_P on - last edited - Viewed by 7.6K users
With the new screenshots of Noir Sam (called Sexy Sam by the afflicted) released, many forumites are experiencing a disconcerting attraction to the six feet of dark, doggy hotness. This is a safe place where we can help each other deal with these new feelings. Now, one of the most effective therapies is known as "art therapy", wherein patients express their emotions through painting and drawing. I suggest people post their fanarts, I mean, art therapy paintings, of Sam in his shirtsleeves, and begin their healing process.
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  • To me, he's sexier when he's being a dork than when he's being enraged.

    Intellectually speaking. I'm asexual and he's a fictional dog.

    But it might be too soon to tell. All we've seen of angry Sam is screenshots.
  • xChri5x;322966 said:
    I'm not so sure about the frivolous use of the word "Noir" in this thread.
    People have been calling him Noir Sam since the concept art appeared in the pre-order forum a while back; it just stuck, I guess.
  • im a man and i find him sexy. i need serious help
  • Lena... likes... doggy...

    Interesting...
  • Laserschwert;323002 said:
    Lena... likes... doggy... style...

    Interesting...
    I hope this is what you meant, because then it is SLIGHTLY less disgusting than... *BLURGH*
  • Shwoo;322975 said:
    To me, he's sexier when he's being a dork than when he's being enraged.

    Intellectually speaking. I'm asexual and he's a fictional dog.

    But it might be too soon to tell. All we've seen of angry Sam is screenshots.
    He's fictional?!

    @Ginny We all know of your struggles in the past. Really, they way you've held up under it all this time ... you're an inspiration to us all.

    Also love Omegabegin's sketch :D That's really Noir!
  • GinnyN;322969 said:

    The worst thing I can't crank up more Fan Art, ehhh Therapy, until Saturday... or something...
    Oh noes!
  • Laserschwert;323002 said:
    Lena... likes... doggy...

    Interesting...
    The really amazing part is I'm not the only one. But yeah, I know what you mean. People always peg me for a "cat person".
  • Bestiality is bad, mmkay?

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  • It's not bestiality if they're sentient. It's interspecies.

    Or I just made that up, I don't know.
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