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Your Horatio one-liner

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Post your own made or favorite Horatio(CSI MIAMI) one liners here.
i just love his cheesy one liners:D

Frank: " The victim was found dead at the end of the road."
Horatio: Well.... it looks like....
*takes on sunglasses*
it was a dead end
YEAHHHHHHHH
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  • Shouldn't this be posted in the Games forum?
  • RingmasterJ5;359863 said:
    Shouldn't this be posted in the Games forum?
    Nope. i dont think so. just post your one liner so i can see your skills.

    Frank:" 9 million aliens are attacking earth!! What can we do?? Horatio: Well....there is only one thing to do...
    *Takes on sunglasses*
    Chuck Norris
  • Mine:

    "Looks like the band was killed during the concert."

    "That means,"
    (puts on sunglasses)
    "It wasn't a live performance."
    YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • "We found the body in the box of bulbs..."

    "Looks like this was..."
    (puts on glasses)
    "...a bright murder."
    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!

    another:

    "Looks like he was killed with a shovel."
    "That means we have another case..."
    (puts on glasses)
    "...to dig up."

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
  • haha. good ones guys. keep em coming.
  • Horatio strides heroically over to Frank, who's standing over the corpse of a footballer.

    Frank: (in typical sensitive fashion) So, yeah, the dead guy's name is Wayne Rover, played for Finigan F.C.

    Frank points out the dead man's shirt.

    Frank: Looks like the guy wore a number 2 shirt.

    Horatio: Actually Frank, he looks more like...

    Horatio puts on his shades.

    Horatio: ...murder one.

    Horatio exits stage left.

    yyyyeeeeeEEEAAAHHHHHHH!!!
  • Frank: After this man was smoking drugs, the party got way out of hand. The reason the body's so stiff is because someone shoved him in the freezer room!

    Horatio: Looks like he was...
    *glasses*
    Horatio: ...stone cold.

    YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH
  • I guess you could say that doctor...
    *glasses*
    OH GOD THE SUN IS IN MY EYES
    YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  • Frank: " The boy say it was a kitchen Chef who killed his mom."
    Horatio: " Well... it looks like...
    *Takes on sunglasses* Looks on his armclock.
    "Its lunchtime"
    YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
  • Frank: All evidence points to the fact that Chuck Norris killed this man.

    Horatio: Well then this case is..
    *puts on glasses*
    Horatio: ...unsolvable.
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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