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Poor Max

posted by Polychrome on - last edited - Viewed by 879 users
Seeing his reaction to the Giraffe line...

I swear he may be traumatized for life. D:
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  • crashblast23;435831 said:
    If he knows what's best for himself, he'd stay away from Tycho at all times.
    Why do you think Max is sitting as far away from Tycho as possible, and is most likely to get eliminated first? :p
  • Whoa max gets stabbed in a chest by a NUKE in SPACE and he would be tramatized by a giraffe line?
  • Meh he actually seems friendly with tycho. the giraffe line scares him but he will be fine in a minute, remember he has short term memory and without sam bring him up to speed he wont remember a thing.
  • Well, Tycho's favorite hobby is eroding the human soul. I guess that extends to lagomorphs as well.
  • Gman5852;435976 said:
    Whoa max gets stabbed in a chest by a NUKE in SPACE and he would be tramatized by a giraffe line?
    Well, the line in question is pretty dang creepy.
  • Polychrome;436418 said:
    Well, the line in question is pretty dang creepy.
    Well come on Im more creepy than tycho in real life(no seriously) and no one I know has been scarred by me.
    And still a bloody NUKE IN SPACE!
    That is pretty life scarring.
  • I haven't heard this line yet, how does it go?
  • GeorgeC;436976 said:
    I haven't heard this line yet, how does it go?
    Max:This music reminds me of the time when a group of hippos joined a jazz band.
    Tycho:Hippos nothing like their cousins the giraffes.
    Max:Excuse me?
    Tycho:Those long slender necks.
    Max:Excuse me?
    Tycho:You just want to wrap your arms around them, and maybe your legs just to ride in the f***ing wind.
    Max gives tycho a disturbed look
    Tycho:Im sorry you were saying.
  • Gman5852;437010 said:
    Max:You know, the music in this joint reminds me of the time a bunch of hippos escaped the zoo, fell into league with a criminal blues band, and started transporting illicit goods across the East River.
    Tycho: Ugh, hippos. Corpulent brigands; nothing like their elegant, ungulate sister the giraffes.
    Max:Huh?
    Tycho:You know what I'm talking about. Those slender necks.
    Max:HUH?
    Tycho:So long and muscular... you just want to wrap your arms around them... and then maybe your legs... just to see what it feels like.
    Max gives tycho a disturbed look
    Tycho:You just wanna get out there and sway in the f***ing wind. (Pause)No? Is that not... okay.
    Edited.
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