Envelotech: Help Wanted!

ShauntronShauntron Telltale Alumni
edited October 2012 in General Chat
See today's exciting announcement here.


So you'd like to be a Telltale Envelotech tester? Just answer this quick survey!

If the statement applies to you, put an X in the checkbox and post your replies in this thread.



[ ] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?

[ ] Over the age of 18?

[ ] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?

[ ] Do you have medical insurance?

[ ] Any history of mental illness?

[ ] Are you the current head of your household?

[ ] Are you an orphan?

[ ] Would you be missed?

[ ] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?

[ ] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?

[ ] Do you wear vests?

[ ] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?

[ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs?

[ ] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?

[ ] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?

[ ] Ability to think clearly under pressure?

[ ] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?

[ ] Willing to work weekends?



It's just that simple! Hope you get you into the game soon!
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  • nikasaurnikasaur Telltale Alumni
    edited April 2011
    Pick me pick me! I'd be perfect for Jurassic Park!
  • edited April 2011
    nikasaur wrote: »
    Pick me pick me! I'd be perfect for Jurassic Park!

    I'm better than Niki pick me!
  • edited April 2011
    Icedhope wrote: »
    I'm better than Niki pick me!

    You won't get any soft resets, you know.

    On an unrelated note, I'd like to submit my application for a Sam and Max tester. I've always wanted to try the taste of Old Nipples.
  • edited April 2011
    [X] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?

    [X] Over the age of 18?

    [Y] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?

    [X] Do you have medical insurance?

    [spoon] Any history of mental illness?

    [X] Are you the current head of your household?

    [A] Are you an orphan?

    Would you be missed?
    Depends on what you throw.

    [ ] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?
    "Inflammable", maybe.

    [X] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?
    999,876

    [X] Do you wear vests?
    Preferably bullet-proof

    [ ] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?
    I have a weak stomach, but I keep in in a jar in the basement.

    [ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs?

    [X] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?
    BANANG!

    [X] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?
    By sight, or by taste?

    [ ] Ability to think clearly under pressure?
    I'm never able to think clearly.

    [ ] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?
    No, I'm used to it by now.

    [ ] Willing to work weekends?
    NEVER!

    I'll take my job now, please.
  • edited April 2011
    [W] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?

    [Y] Over the age of 18?

    [X] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?

    [Z] Do you have medical insurance?

    [Mental illness? HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW..I'LL KILL YOU.] Any history of mental illness?

    [No, my Dad's head is still in my house.] Are you the current head of your household?

    [X] Are you an orphan?

    [ ] Would you be missed?

    [That depends on whether I'm THE DEVIL or not.] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?

    [Only the look of delight I get when I KILL.] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?

    [X] Do you wear vests?

    [BLAAARGH. Cough cough. Nope.] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?

    [X] Are you allergic to cheetahs?

    [X] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?

    [X] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?

    [GRAAARGH! What are these damn animals!?] Ability to think clearly under pressure?

    [I hear them!] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?

    [It hurts it hurts it hurts.] Willing to work weekends?
  • nikasaurnikasaur Telltale Alumni
    edited April 2011
    Fawful looks like a sure-hire.
  • puzzleboxpuzzlebox Telltale Alumni
    edited April 2011
    Shauntron wrote: »
    [ ] Ability to think clearly under pressure?

    I'm rated up to 105 kilopascals!
  • edited April 2011
    Come to think of it, you'll probably still get complaints about the user controls.
  • edited April 2011
    Shauntron wrote: »
    See today's exciting announcement here.


    So you'd like to be a Telltale Envelotech tester? Just answer this quick survey!

    If the statement applies to you, put an X in the checkbox and post your replies in this thread.



    [ x] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?

    [x ] Over the age of 18?

    [x ] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?

    [x ] Do you have medical insurance?

    [ ] Any history of mental illness?

    [x ] Are you the current head of your household?

    [ ] Are you an orphan?

    [ ] Would you be missed?

    [ x] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?

    [ x] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?

    [x ] Do you wear vests?

    [ ] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?

    [ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs?

    [x ] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?

    [ x] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?

    [x ] Ability to think clearly under pressure?

    [x ] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?

    [x ] Willing to work weekends?



    It's just that simple! Hope you get you into the game soon!

    All ready sign me up!!!!!
  • edited April 2011
    I qualify for everything but being a fan of Telltale games... :( If you guys would just add team deathmatch modes to Puzzle Agent, I might be able to say otherwise...
  • edited April 2011
    Shauntron wrote: »
    See today's exciting announcement here.


    So you'd like to be a Telltale Envelotech tester? Just answer this quick survey!

    If the statement applies to you, put an X in the checkbox and post your replies in this thread.



    [x ] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?

    [x ] Over the age of 18?

    [ ] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?

    [ x] Do you have medical insurance?

    [ ] Any history of mental illness?

    [ ] Are you the current head of your household?

    [ ] Are you an orphan?

    [x ] Would you be missed?

    [ ] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?

    [x ] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?

    [x ] Do you wear vests?

    [ ] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?

    [ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs?

    [x ] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?

    [x ] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?

    [x ] Ability to think clearly under pressure?

    [ ] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?

    [x ] Willing to work weekends?



    It's just that simple! Hope you get you into the game soon!

    Hope I get picked. :D
  • edited April 2011
    The answer to everything is YES. Except over 18, but let's just say yes just so they're all the same.
  • edited April 2011
    [Yes] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?

    [No] Over the age of 18?

    [Yes] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?

    [Maybe] Do you have medical insurance?

    [Maybe] Any history of mental illness?

    [Maybe] Are you the current head of your household?

    [No] Are you an orphan?

    [No] Would you be missed?

    [Yes] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?

    [Maybe] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?

    [Yes] Do you wear vests?

    [Maybe] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?

    [No] Are you allergic to cheetahs?

    [Maybe] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?

    [Maybe] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?

    [Yes] Ability to think clearly under pressure?

    [Maybe] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?

    [Yes] Willing to work weekends?

    ill now take my job (with artwork and video test, and also an actor or a voice) please?
  • edited April 2011
    [X ] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?

    [ ] Over the age of 18?

    [X] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?

    [X] Do you have medical insurance?

    [ ] Any history of mental illness?

    [ ] Are you the current head of your household?

    [ ] Are you an orphan?

    [X] Would you be missed?

    [X only if prefaced with the word NOT] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?

    [ ] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?

    [X and Fine Leather Jackets.] Do you wear vests?

    [] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?

    [ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs?

    [X. I'm barely Joking] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?

    [ ] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?

    [x] Ability to think clearly under pressure?

    [ ] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?

    [x] Willing to work weekends?

    Did I do good?
  • edited April 2011
    [X] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?

    [ ] Over the age of 18?

    [ ] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?

    [X] Do you have medical insurance?

    [X] Any history of mental illness?

    [ ] Are you the current head of your household?

    [ ] Are you an orphan?

    [X] Would you be missed?

    [ ] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?

    [X] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?

    [ ] Do you wear vests?

    [ ] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?

    [ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs?

    [X] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?

    [ ] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?

    [x] Ability to think clearly under pressure?

    [ ] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?

    [x] Willing to work weekends?
  • edited April 2011
    ShaggE wrote: »
    I qualify for everything but being a fan of Telltale games... :( If you guys would just add team deathmatch modes to Puzzle Agent, I might be able to say otherwise...

    I never had you down as a vest wearer!
  • edited April 2011
    Are you a fan of Telltale Games? Yes!

    Over the age of 18? Yes!

    Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes? I haven't yet tried.

    Do you have medical insurance? Only the free kind.

    Any history of mental illness? Not that I know of. But if I were mentally ill, I would say that, wouldn't I?!

    Are you the current head of your household? No. I think my cat has the most power in this household.

    Are you an orphan? Unless I'm being lied to, no.

    Would you be missed? Probably. I do my fair share of cleaning around here so they may notice the difference after a few weeks.

    Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself? I shall take the safe option and say no.

    Do you have a limited number of facial expressions? Yes. I'm either smiling or frowning.

    Do you wear vests? Only once. But it was a really cold day.

    Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns? I need my daily dose of cheese. That's about it.

    Are you allergic to cheetahs? Well, I'm not allergic to my cat so I think it's safe to say no.

    Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life? It would be... if only I liked the taste of bananas.

    Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus? Yes. They're spelt differently.

    Ability to think clearly under pressure? Send me a few hundred feet underwater and I'll tell you.

    Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises? No. Especially when in a zoo.

    Willing to work weekends? I already do. :(

    I can't help but feel I don't really qualify.
  • edited April 2011
    JedExodus wrote: »
    I never had you down as a vest wearer!

    See my vest, see my vest...
  • edited April 2011
    [X] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?

    [X] Over the age of 18?

    [ ] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?

    [X] Do you have medical insurance?

    [ ] Any history of mental illness?

    [ ] Are you the current head of your household?

    [ ] Are you an orphan?

    [ ] Would you be missed?

    [X] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?

    [X] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?

    [X] Do you wear vests?

    [ ] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?

    [X] Are you allergic to cheetahs?

    [X] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?

    [X] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?

    [X] Ability to think clearly under pressure?

    [ ] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?

    [X] Willing to work weekends?
  • edited April 2011
    [X] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?

    [X] Over the age of 18?

    [ ] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?

    [X] Do you have medical insurance?

    [ ] Any history of mental illness?

    [X] Are you the current head of your household?

    [ ] Are you an orphan?

    [ ] Would you be missed?

    [X] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?

    [ ] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?

    [\] Do you wear vests?

    [ ] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?

    [ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs?

    [X] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?

    [X] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?

    [X] Ability to think clearly under pressure?

    [ ] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?

    [X] Willing to work weekends?
  • ShauntronShauntron Telltale Alumni
    edited April 2011
    nikasaur wrote: »
    Pick me pick me! I'd be perfect for Jurassic Park!

    Considering you wrote the blog and questions you get immunity... err, i mean, you are disqualified.
  • Shauntron wrote: »
    See today's exciting announcement here.


    So you'd like to be a Telltale Envelotech tester? Just answer this quick survey!

    If the statement applies to you, put an X in the checkbox and post your replies in this thread.



    [X] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?

    [X] Over the age of 18?

    [ ] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?

    [ ] Do you have medical insurance?

    [ ] Any history of mental illness?

    [ ] Are you the current head of your household?

    [ ] Are you an orphan?

    [X] Would you be missed?

    [ ] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?

    [ ] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?

    [ ] Do you wear vests?

    [ ] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?

    [ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs?

    [X] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?

    [ ] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?

    [ ] Ability to think clearly under pressure?

    [ ] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?

    [X] Willing to work weekends?



    It's just that simple! Hope you get you into the game soon!

    I'm in!
  • edited April 2011
    [Yes] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?

    [Yes] Over the age of 18?

    [Yes ] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?
    Does it count if I pass out?

    [Yes] Do you have medical insurance?

    [Yes] Any history of mental illness?
    Hehehehheheheheeeeeeee

    [Yes] Are you the current head of your household?

    [Not...yet...] Are you an orphan?

    [Maybe] Would you be missed?
    That depends on how you define "Missed"

    [Yes] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?
    Only every day!

    [Yes] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?

    [NEVER] Do you wear vests?

    [NO] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?

    [YES] Are you allergic to cheetahs?

    [YESYESYES] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?

    [Totally] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?

    [Water or air?] Ability to think clearly under pressure?

    [They are like sweet music to me] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?

    [Only if I don't have to work weekdays] Willing to work weekends?
  • edited April 2011
    Shauntron wrote: »
    [x] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?

    [ ] Over the age of 18?

    [x] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?

    [x] Do you have medical insurance?

    [x] Any history of mental illness?

    [ ] Are you the current head of your household?

    [ ] Are you an orphan?

    [ ] Would you be missed?

    [ ] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?

    [ ] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?

    [ ] Do you wear vests?

    [ ] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?

    [ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs?

    [x] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?

    [ ] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?

    [x] Ability to think clearly under pressure?

    [x] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?

    [x] Willing to work weekends?

    I hope I get the position! I've always wanted to be killed by LeChuck!
  • edited April 2011
    [ ] Are you a fan of Telltale Games? No, more like a leaf blower.

    [X] Over the age of 18? Preferably.

    [X] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes? Never tried, but I'm confident.

    [ ] Do you have medical insurance? They refused to give me one...

    [ ] Any history of mental illness? Mental illnesses have a vivid and colorful history.

    [X] Are you the current head of your household? Yes, but I have only one, not three.

    [X] Would you be missed? Hopefully. It hurts if not. Physically.

    [X] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself? Don't like to brag...

    [ ] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions? No. Unlimited.

    [ ] Do you wear vests? No. Nor anything else.

    [ ] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns? I need to check my inventory.

    [ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs? Never tried. What do they taste like?

    [X] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life? One of my goals?

    [X] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus? Are they the twins next door?

    [X] Ability to think clearly under pressure? 100 meters below surface pressure or elephant is sitting on me pressure?

    [X] Willing to work weekends? Sure. I won't work monday through friday, though.
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    edited April 2011
    Is this real?????????????????
  • edited April 2011
    seibert999 wrote: »
    Is this real?????????????????

    Yes of course, the new technology simulates the ingame world.
  • edited April 2011
    Santa is real, too, btw. Just thought I'd throw that out there. No correlation between this and that, just felt the need to say it.
  • edited April 2011
    Nimeni wrote: »
    Santa is real.

    Didn't he sign up?
  • edited April 2011
    seibert999 wrote: »
    Is this real?????????????????

    Yes, it's real. It'll come out shortly after the Virtual Boy version of Tales. :p
  • edited April 2011
    Yes, it's real. It'll come out shortly after the Virtual Boy version of Tales. :p

    Man, I cannot wait for that game.
  • edited April 2011
    [X] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?

    [X] Over the age of 18?

    [XXX] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?

    [X] Do you have medical insurance?

    [ ] Any history of mental illness?

    [X] Are you the current head of your household?

    [ ] Are you an orphan?

    [ ] Would you be missed?

    [X] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?

    [ ] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?

    [X] Do you wear vests?

    [ ] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?

    [ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs?

    [X!] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?

    [ ] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?

    [X] Ability to think clearly under pressure?

    [ ] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?

    [X] Willing to work weekends?
  • puzzleboxpuzzlebox Telltale Alumni
    edited April 2011
    Nimeni wrote: »
    Santa is real
    Didn't he sign up?

    Santa was one of the very first lucky test subjects users! Check it!

    ... He was like that before he went in.
  • edited April 2011
    [X] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?

    [ ] Over the age of 18?

    [ ] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?

    [X] Do you have medical insurance?

    [ ] Any history of mental illness?

    [ ] Are you the current head of your household?

    [ ] Are you an orphan?

    [X] Would you be missed?
    For a few days maby.
    [ ] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?

    [X] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?
    I assume
    [ ] Do you wear vests?

    [ ] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?

    [ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs?

    [ ] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?

    [ ] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?

    [X] Ability to think clearly under pressure?
    I assume
    [ ] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?

    [X] Willing to work weekends?
    Testing the Envelotech, of course
  • edited April 2011
    [X] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?

    [X] Over the age of 18?

    [X] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?
    But I'm not sure I can re-start breathing after that

    [X] Do you have medical insurance?

    [X] Any history of mental illness?
    I once meet a very strange mad man... oh, wait, you were asking about mental illnesses of my own...

    [ ] Are you the current head of your household?

    [ ] Are you an orphan?
    No, but I'm on an "orfeón" (Spanish word for "choir"). Close enough?

    [X] Would you be missed?
    ...so I hope

    [ ] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?

    [X] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?

    [X] Do you wear vests?
    But only if strictly necessary

    [X] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?
    I must not eat after midnight... I think it's somehow related with my photophobia and the strange things that happens when I get wet...

    [X] Are you allergic to cheetahs?
    No, but I prefer Cheetos

    [X] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?
    YES. HELL YES!!!

    [ ] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?

    [X] Ability to think clearly under pressure?
    Yes. No. Or was it yes? Oh, I don't know. STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS!!!

    [X] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?
    Only if it's not me who is making them

    [X] Willing to work weekends?
    Could it be by teleworking?
  • edited April 2011
    [ ] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?
    Of course

    [ ] Over the age of 18?
    Yes, and under 17 paradoxically

    [ ] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?
    Yes, with breaks in between

    [ ] Do you have medical insurance?
    Yes, but I am also officially dead twice

    [ ] Any history of mental illness?
    Are you trying to confuse me, Homsar?

    [ ] Are you the current head of your household?
    No, I quit when I was a head

    [ ] Are you an orphan?
    I'm orphan a mission to test this

    [ ] Would you be missed?
    Well, my dodging skills are legendary in some circles

    [ ] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?
    It's practically my middle name

    [ ] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?
    There's a reason why they call me Two-Face...which I forget

    [ ] Do you wear vests?
    At weekends and weekdays and holidays

    [ ] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?
    I'm always concerned about my diet

    [ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs?
    Only when I eat too many at once

    [ ] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?
    No. It is my ONE goal in life

    [ ] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?
    I did my degree in it

    [ ] Ability to think clearly under pressure?
    STOP PRESSURING ME! Ummmm...ummm...yes?

    [ ] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?
    Only when somebody else is making them

    [ ] Willing to work weekends?
    Well, I gotta get down on Friday but I'm always looking forward to the weekend
  • edited April 2011
    lol, nice one!


    [ ] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?

    [X] Over the age of 18?

    [ ] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?

    [ ] Do you have medical insurance?

    [ ] Any history of mental illness?

    [ ] Are you the current head of your household?

    [ ] Are you an orphan?

    [ ] Would you be missed?

    [ ] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?

    [ ] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?

    [ ] Do you wear vests?

    [ ] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?

    [ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs?

    [ ] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?

    [ ] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?

    [ ] Ability to think clearly under pressure?

    [ ] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?

    [ ] Willing to work weekends?

    ---
    yes.... I think I filled that one in satisfactorily...
  • edited April 2011
    [X] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?
    (Sure, why not)

    [X] Over the age of 18?

    [ ] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?

    [ ] Do you have medical insurance?

    [ ] Any history of mental illness?

    [ ] Are you the current head of your household?

    [ ] Are you an orphan?
    (Does it count if my parents are dead to me?)

    [X] Would you be missed?

    [ ] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?

    [X] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?

    [ ] Do you wear vests?

    [X] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?
    Ovo-vegetarian

    [ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs?

    [X] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?
    Who wouldn't?

    [ ] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?

    [ ] Ability to think clearly under pressure?

    [X] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?

    [X] Willing to work weekends?


    Do we get paid?
  • edited April 2011
    Avistew wrote: »
    Do we get paid?

    They'll pay you if you survive the process.
  • edited April 2011
    Molokov wrote: »
    They'll pay you if you survive the process.

    Ah, then I can't accept. I'm not supposed to accept work in the us. Volunteering is okay though.
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