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I'm going to create my own Jurassic park

posted by asyncus on - last edited - Viewed by 4.2K users
with real dino's. I already have the dna and a bunch of crazy low-paid bulgarian scientists. Whos with me!!! I'm thinking of central London.

The concept I have is sort of like an amusementpark slash MMA-event.
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  • Our staff list now consists of:

    -Bulgarian scientists
    -A supervisor for the hatchery
    -A voice over/tour guide
    -A Site B owner
    -DNA Splicer
    -A kid with a jeep
    -A math nerd
    -One park warden without credentials
    -An overqualified paleontologist
    -Someone who is able to install locking mechanisms into the jeeps jeep
    -An architect
    -A student training to become an automation/electrotechnology engineer
    -Shaving cream can inspector
    -Head of Holding Onto One's Game Warden
    -Head of Public Relations
    -Slightly suspicious and seemingly harmless janitor
    -Dinosaur nutritionist

    What can possibly go wrong?
  • Martin McFly;479141 said:
    Our staff list now consists of:

    -Bulgarian scientists
    -A supervisor for the hatchery
    -A voice over/tour guide
    -A Site B owner
    -DNA Splicer
    -A kid with a jeep
    -A math nerd
    -One park warden without credentials
    -An overqualified paleontologist
    -Someone who is able to install locking mechanisms into the jeeps jeep
    -An architect
    -A student training to become an automation/electrotechnology engineer
    -Shaving cream can inspector

    What can possibly go wrong?

    We are off to too a great start here :)
  • Have we already an Island in mind..? Or on the mainland..?

    I prefer a Island.
  • RaptorsRwk;479093 said:
    If anybody needs a resident paleontologist for there park i have seen all the movies and read both books so i assume i am over qualified.
    OMG I couldn't stop laughing when I saw this XD

    But Wait! We need some form of Human security!!! We are missing a Muldoon!:eek:
  • xcruiser;479148 said:
    Have we already an Island in mind..? Or on the mainland..?
    This shouldn't even be a question. I thought that when everyone signed on, they were aware that this act against God would reside on an island.
  • But the thread creator said Central London :D
  • I nominate myself as the head of general park and staffing design. Any opposition? I didn't think so. Since my job entails picking the location, I say that it's on an island.
  • Great list mr McFly. I just wonder. Who is flying the heli's? And I was thinking of getting some Venture Capitalists- the kind of ones that when things starting to heat up, always wanting to visit out-door toilets. I kind of like those.

    Mr. McFly, you pick the island. Ive got my basement. Im satisfied.
  • As the head over qualified paleontologist i am going to need a giant trailer,a hat,flannel shirt,a raptor claw, assistant head over qualified paleontologist,and a gun(because everybody knows that when the sh!t hits the fan paleontologists know exactly what to do)
  • anashastar;479156 said:
    But the thread creator said Central London :D
    Of course! The British Isles, naturally. ;)
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