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Corrupted Wish

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Here's a new game for you guys! It's called Corrupted Wish, and here's how it works:
The person above (that would be me, thank you) makes a wish, and then the next person tells how the wish goes wrong, and then makes their own, and so on. Please try to keep it appropriate, and don't argue. I'll start.

I wish I had a million dollars.
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  • Martin McFly;543484 said:
    Granted but a giraffe falls from the sky and devours your-

    Wait, no wish?

    ...I never thought that such a situation would arise. I always thought granting wishes was a burden but now I can see that it was really a blessing in disguise. Such a duty made me feel needed and wanted within this grim world and showed me that I was capable of more than what I originally thought. I always thought that wishing was a cheap way of getting what you want but now I see that it reflects your inner desires and makes you who you are today. Wishes directly reflect your heart and in the end, only your heart and magnitude of desires that will overcome the obstacles presented to you.

    I'm now enlightened. Spread the good word, my friends. Celebrate your individuality among your neighbours, friends and family! Rejoice!

    I wish I didn't just spend five whole minutes writing all that.
    granted now u caused a paradox happy?

    i wish strong bad season 2 was coming out
  • ryannumber1gamer;543488 said:
    granted now u caused a paradox happy?

    i wish strong bad season 2 was coming out
    Granted. But it sucks horribly. The graphics give you headaches, they dont usse any of the original voice actor, and the puzzles are easier than Back To the Future's puzzles.
  • Gman5852;543492 said:
    Granted. But it sucks horribly. The graphics give you headaches, they dont usse any of the original voice actor, and the puzzles are easier than Back To the Future's puzzles.
    i wish u would have made a wish -_-
  • Granted, but the wish is for the world to blow up.

    I wish I'd made a wish before.
  • Granted. Your previously unspoken wish of having your toe jam and belly button lint taste like marmalade comes true.


    I wish for a real, life-size, working TARDIS.
  • Granted. Your fully functional TARDIS is ready to be used; that is, of course, as long as you're able to fuel it with nine Dodo feathers.

    I wish my houseplant didn't die.
  • Granted, but it turns into Audrey 2 and eats you.

    I wish I was a Sega Genesis controller.
  • supmandude85;543904 said:
    I wish I was a Sega Genesis controller.
    Granted, but nobody uses you anymore. You just lie there, face down, in a cold drawer. Alone.

    I wish people would stop insulting Gabe Newell.
  • granted they now insult u and make u cry

    i wish in the simpsons homer gets bit by comic book guy and turns into a fat comic lover
  • IT's not funny.

    I wish people would stop calling me Haggis.
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