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Corrupted Wish

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Here's a new game for you guys! It's called Corrupted Wish, and here's how it works:
The person above (that would be me, thank you) makes a wish, and then the next person tells how the wish goes wrong, and then makes their own, and so on. Please try to keep it appropriate, and don't argue. I'll start.

I wish I had a million dollars.
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    done, you get hurt by every lego

    i wish i had every game that got game of the year
  • Granted, but now every game is made by Telltale... and it's the year 2012.

    I wish Telltale was still cool.
  • Granted, they start working on smaller franchises and made better adventure games. And then they went bankrupt.

    I wish for a million wishes.
  • tredlow;578486 said:

    I wish for a million wishes.
    WHAT? You cant' wish for that! That's not... how thi... *ASPLODE!*

    Whoops. Are you dead? That's my bad.

    I wish that US citizens had jobs.
  • StrongBrush1;578552 said:

    I wish that US citizens had jobs.
    Granted, Obama is out of office and people have jobs.
    StrongBrush1;577052 said:

    I wish that we could stop dragging politics into everything now.
    (The corruption was the politics.)

    I wish I was Batman.
  • Granted. You're a millionaire with dead parents, several brutal years of martial arts training, a criminology degree, and hundreds of former friends who are either dead or have turned on you. Enjoy your wonderful life as Batman.

    I wish that I could live in Equestria.
  • StrongBrush1;577052 said:
    Granted, but it turns out the Republicans in a fit of stupidity, nominated the dark lord Cthulhu as their candidate for president. His reign of terror will extend far beyond the shores of North America, and consume the world in darkness, eating away at the souls and sanity of the world's population. Obama doesn't sound so bad NOW, does he?
    Eh, why vote for a lesser evil?
    StrongBrush1;578556 said:

    I wish that I could live in Equestria.
    Granted, but you remain a human and the ponies shun you for being weird.

    I wish I had a paying job.
  • Remolay;578586 said:
    Granted, but you remain a human and the ponies shun you for being weird.
    Remain HUMAN? Have you not noticed I look different recently? (I should really upload a new pic to that "What do you look like" thread.)
    Remolay;578586 said:
    I wish I had a paying job.
    All right. Give me your tie and jacket. And your shoes and socks. And your shirt. And your pants.
    Now, go out on the stage that is surrounded by hundreds of drunk and decidedly unattractive women. See that pole? GET TO WORK.

    I wish I could just get school over with.
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    granted, you have to get a summer job because you got arrested by destroying school

    i wish i can finally play m rated games without sneaking it
  • Wish granted. You can now play M rated games but you will never see your parents again. I wish I had a purpose.
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