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Your Favorite insult/comeback from a cartoon or movie

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Saddam Insane: Do you know who I AM!?
Wako: Why, did you forget?

Two-Face: Get out of my face, clown!
Joker: Which one?
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  • So does your bellybutton on a hot summer day- Max
  • How appropriate, you fight like a cow.
  • Bully: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!
    Adam Sandler: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
    Bully: ...no.
  • Vegeta: Pretty big talk coming from a bipedal slug.
    Nail: Pretty big talk coming from a bipedal bitch.
  • Frenchman: I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!
  • Megamind: In case you haven't noticed you have fallen right into my trap.
    Metro Man: You can't trap justice it's an idea, a belief.
    Megamind: But even the most heartfelt belief, can be corroded over time.
    Metro Man: Justice is a non corrosive metal.
    Megamind: But metals can be melted by the heat of re-vange.
    Metro Man: It's revenge and it's best served cold.
    Megamind: But it can easily be reheated in the microwave of evil.
    Metro Man: Well I think your warranty is about to expire.
    Megamind: Maybe I got an extended warranty.
    Metro Man: Warranties are invalid if you don't use the product for its intended purpose.

    Roxanne: Oh girls girls you are both pretty. Can I go home now?
  • Lady: How get with women so easily?
    Jack Nicholson: I think of a man. And I take away reason and accountability.

    Chevy Chase: What a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is!

    R. Lee Ermey: How tall are you, private?
    Cowboy: SIR, FIVE-FOOT-NINE, SIR!
    R. Lee Ermey: 5 ft, 9! I didn't know they stacked shit that high!
  • I like this from David Straussman's show.... There is some discussion of doorknobs, I can't remember exactly, then:

    Chuck "You're a doorknob!"
    Teddy "And you're a keyhole!!" *Puzzled voice* "Is that right?"
  • Peggy: I am so stupid!
    Hank: Oh. You're not stupid, YOU'RE A LOSER. YOU MAKE ME SICK YOU BIG BABY!!! BABY WANT A BOTTLE? A BIG DIRT BOTTLE!?!?!
    Peggy: Wahahah!! Why are you yelling at me???
    Hank: You're stupid!
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