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The boy just ain't right :) What's he going to do next?

posted by CiscoKidd81 on - last edited - Viewed by 2.2K users
I would never treat a real life child this way but since it's a game it's different.

Does anyone else out there find it hilarious that Duck is so stupid? I want to like the kid but I'm just having such a hard time. The writers can't get rid of him Duck is single handed the comic relief in the video game.

I have to wonder who the creators of the game based his character on in real life. They seem to just have it out for the poor kid.

At the beginning his own father (Kenny) freely admits that his off spring is such a block head not even the end of world phases him. "He makes up for it in enthusiasm" that's like saying in the bathroom Duck sometimes points up at his face instead of down at the urinal cake...!

After that Duck causes his first kill and is not even noticeably sad.... He decides to start up the tractor he was playing on and run over poor Shawn I swear he was smiling at one point.

The apple does not fall far from the tree since Kenny can't even tell Herschel that he's sorry his son Duck ran over Shawn with the tractor.

I can't believe on the Farm that the game writers did not have Duck peeing on the electric fence. What a missd opportunity. All I can say is thank goodness Duck was not with Mark and Lee during the tractor scene with the arrows. Duck might have decided to run over Lee and Mark then drive the tractor in to a ditch.

Moving along Duck proves he has ADHD at the dinner table when despite Lee's best effort to say hey your eating a person Duck continues to eat Mark's leg. What's worse is Duck noticably wants to keep eating Mark. Everyone is like OMG and Duck is there with fork is mouth about to scream "Pass over those 2 meatballs please"

I don't know. I just can't get on the side of poor old Duck.

What do yur guys think.. Is Duck gonna cause another death in Episode 3? Perhaps they will head back to the drug store and Duck can eat a tube of Preparation H? Duck could root through Carly's purse and find her secret toy she really needs those batteries for. The possibilities are hilarious and endless.

You never know Duck could figure out that since a zombie bites kills a human Duck could make the connection that if he eats or bites a zombie it will bring the zombie back to life.

Anyway what do you guys think Duck will do or cause in episode 3??
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  • Duck is actually death.
  • Duck is just here to drive Kenny. Then drive him over the edge.

    Unless you're playing the other side, then it'll be Lily that turns against you.
  • i don't like duck or kenny, i can see them leaving but the group cant get much smaller, but yea duck get annoying for most the time I don't see him causing another death tho
  • Duck was an assasin before the zombies came, and he was dedicated to the job so he killed shaun and made it look like an accident. But we know better next episode you battle him to the death he has black belt in martial arts.
  • ruairi46;649859 said:
    Seems legit?

    I have 3 kids. The boy is 14 and my girls are 6 years oldb and 11 weeks. Don't use the OMG Duck is a kid so if the end of the world would happen he wold not even notice.

    There was a guy at work who used to make his boy dig trenches in his yard when the kid got out of line or did stupid things. Needless to say if Duck was his kid that trench would circle the world. Twice.
  • CiscoKidd81;650047 said:
    I have 3 kids. The boy is 14 and my girls are 6 years oldb and 11 weeks. Don't use the OMG Duck is a kid so if the end of the world would happen he wold not even notice.

    There was a guy at work who used to make his boy dig trenches in his yard when the kid got out of line or did stupid things. Needless to say if Duck was his kid that trench would circle the world. Twice.
    I'm going to go out on a limb and say most kids aren't brought up that way.

    Who says he doesn't notice? Maybe he chooses to stay enthusiastic in spite of everything.
  • Or maybe he plays dumb because he's a kid and doesn't how else to cope, kinda like the class clown.
  • jaybreezy;650049 said:
    I'm going to go out on a limb and say most kids aren't brought up that way.

    Who says he doesn't notice? Maybe he chooses to stay enthusiastic in spite of everything.
    I don't know. I guess. I wonder how old the writers invisioned the character of Duck....
  • Cyreen;650071 said:
    Or maybe he plays dumb because he's a kid and doesn't how else to cope, kinda like the class clown.
    He the best damn actor I have ever seen if that's the case.
  • Leave the poor special needs kid alone.
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