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Lee's best lines! ( SPOILERS )

edited June 2013 in The Walking Dead
I wanted to start a thread where a bunch of us would compile all of Lee's best line into one place. So I'll start with my favorite.

"NO. You don't touch that boy, you don't TOUCH anybody. I've got a little girl I'm trying to protect in here too. You want to get violent you old fuck?! Well, COME ON. You better have a plan to kill me though, because it's ME before anyone else here!" - Lee to Larry at drug store.
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  • edited October 2012
    My favourite lines when you are inspecting parts of Macon during the first chapter of episode 3; "hmm" "hmm" "hmm" "hmm".
  • edited October 2012
    The face he does when christa asks him who likes southern history is hilarious
  • edited October 2012
    "You're not coming with us", when he gives Lilly the boot. The low, sort of growling tone he had was great.
  • edited October 2012
    "You're not coming with us", when he gives Lilly the boot. The low, sort of growling tone he had was great.

    The line he says after that is even better.

    "I don't care" along with that great growling tone like you said.
  • edited October 2012
    Personally, I'm a big fan of his "Are you fucking serious?" line to Ben in episode 3.

    Also: "Well fucking done, Doug!"

    I guess I enjoy it whenever Lee drops the F-bomb, for whatever reason.
  • edited October 2012
    Who the fuck are these people in the woods?!
    Two quarters... and a dime! :cool:

    Just the way he says those lines makes me laugh every time.
  • edited October 2012
    "I would put some bourbon in that teacup if I could."
    I love how cheerful he is when he says it, dispite being injured and having only just encountered the zombies.
  • edited October 2012
    -Looks at fence at the dairy.

    Lee: Hmm. Pointy.
  • edited October 2012
    Warp zx wrote: »
    "I would put some bourbon in that teacup if I could."
    I love how cheerful he is when he says it, dispite being injured and having only just encountered the zombies.

    Love that line...totally haven't dedicated my name to it or anything...:cool:
  • edited October 2012
    In Ep 2 when you're at the dinner table and say "Fuck you Larry, eat up."
  • edited October 2012
    "It´s Over!"

    "I said IT´S OVER!"
  • edited October 2012
    my favorite was just after you blow the cops head off and you press the look button at him says "His skins all rotten....and he smells like shit"
  • edited October 2012
    "Hey, are you dead?.... HEY! ARE YOU DEAD?"


    I facepalmed.
  • edited October 2012
    "Kenny, you could be kind of an asshole sometimes but you didn't deserve to die like that."
  • edited October 2012
    Red Panda wrote: »
    "Kenny, you could be kind of an asshole sometimes but you didn't deserve to die like that."

    When was that?
  • edited October 2012
    SonnyN18 wrote: »
    When was that?

    I think he was joking, or he thinks that will happen in Episode 4...
  • edited October 2012
    When you choose the angry option with Chuck on the train.

    Lee: Say it to me asshole, what you said to my girl.
    Chuck: Excuse me, son?
    Lee: Telling a little girl she's gonna die. You wanna scare people? Scare me, mother fucker.

    It's the delivery of that last 'mother fucker' that makes me smile.
  • edited October 2012
    Shane: You know how to drive it?
    Lee: Nope, I could give you one hell of a critique on the U.S. Farmbill though.
    Shane: I'm good.
  • edited October 2012
    "Previously, on The Walking Dead...."
  • edited October 2012
    EP4 spoiler
    Lee:we can´t let this world change us.
    was more or less what he said.
  • edited October 2012
    Episode 4 as well.
    Nothin' but paste.
  • edited October 2012
    crayzeedee wrote: »
    "Previously, on The Walking Dead...."

    Omg. I love when he says that too. I sometimes attempt to repeat that line in his voice lol.
  • edited October 2012
    This isn't so much a line, but did anyone else love it when Molly handed Lee the car battery in Crawford and he put that shit in his back pocket?? :cool: :D :cool:
  • edited October 2012
    *Andy grabs Clementines hair*
    Lee: "...."
    Best line hands down.
  • edited October 2012
    *Andy grabs Clementines hair*
    Lee: "...."
    Best line hands down.
  • edited October 2012
    Not a specific line but when Lee sees the bite and starts reacting, the voice acting was brilliant.
  • edited October 2012
    Not a specific line but when Lee sees the bite and starts reacting, the voice acting was brilliant.

    That's Dave Fennoy for ya
  • edited October 2012
    I can't think of any for Lee, so can I do a different character :D?

    Duck after Lee tells everyone their eating Mark's legs: "Mommy, what did I just eat?" xD
  • edited October 2012
    Did you lick it ?
  • edited October 2012
    Bambietta wrote: »
    *Andy grabs Clementines hair*
    Lee: "...."
    Best line hands down.

    lol, love that RRRRRAAAAAWWWWRRR he gives

    personally I like it when Lee gets the key to the door at the end of chapter 3 an says "dammit its locked!"
  • edited October 2012
    Ben! shut the fuck up!
  • edited October 2012
    When Clem
    shows Lee the boat in the shed.

    Lee: "Holy shit"
    Clem: "swear"

    and Clem
    opening the door to the mansion.

    Lee:"Clem! Are you ok? Say something!"
    *door opens*
    Clem: "Ta-da!"
  • edited October 2012
    In Ep 4 Im not sure about what lee says outload but at the docks when Kennys says he can fix the boat and you can choose to say "that boat is f**ked" line pops up
  • edited October 2012
    "You know what? Fuck you Larry. Eat up!"

    Ha.

    In all seriousness, I fucking loved the "It's over!" line in episode 2.
  • edited October 2012
    LOL I actually came to post a thread about this one but i'll just join this one instead. I counted how many times Lee said "What the hell?" in this epi and "What the fuck is that?" I don't know why but it thrilled me every time he said it because often, I would be saying the exact same at the same time!!
  • edited October 2012
    To Clem
    "I'm glad I have you."
  • edited October 2012
    The Cut answer to the Walkie man at the end.

    "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let Clementine go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
  • edited October 2012
    CapnJay wrote: »
    The Cut answer to the Walkie man at the end.

    "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let Clementine go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."

    How do you get that? Can you show me a video?
  • edited October 2012
    "I know who it is!" "Okay, you're Robin"
  • edited October 2012
    "Being good is good"

    Clementine has learned a lot from this man, I can tell you.
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