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Look guys! I found a hatchet!

posted by Motordead on - last edited - Viewed by 1.8K users
Oh for Christ sake Ben.
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  • I think the path to hell is paved on Ben's intentions alone
  • Rock114;694752 said:
    Ben's holding the hatchet was a pretty great "Well fuck" moment. How could he be so stupid...
    Yea. This was my reaction.
  • dubesor;694800 said:
    haha cant watch it enough.
  • Good lord Ben... are you intentionally trying to fuck our group over :D?
  • Viner16;696874 said:
    Good lord Ben... are you intentionally trying to fuck our group over :D?
    I bet he's also the one who started the apocalypse...
  • All I could think of when I saw that was Gandalf's "Fool of a Took" line:

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    Someone needs to just add ben's face over pippins. Perfect fit.
  • Rock114;696914 said:
    I bet he's also the one who started the apocalypse...
    He divided by 0 in his math class.
  • FollowLilly;694784 said:
    I think the path to hell is paved on Ben's intentions alone
    I think SATAN would not even want Bens soul he'll off him to Porgatory LOL:eek:
  • Motordead;696963 said:
    He divided by 0 in his math class.
    Are you sure? I could've sworn he said something about "ripping a tag off a matress" right after we saved him in the woods.
  • ThatNickGuy;691724 said:
    In Ben's defence, weren't the walkers distracted by the church bell? They weren't banging on the door when we first came back. They even showed a shot of the door for a moment, which is when I said to myself, "Um, hold on. Where's the hatchet?"
    Lone_Wanderer;691907 said:
    Still, when you are in the middle of zombie apokalypse and you see some item blocking bloodstained, half broken door ... dont remove that item, ever.
    I'd like to put a cherry on top of that.

    Let's just say that one seeing a blocked door with an item thinks:
    "Someone who was here before us blocked that door with this, but since god only knows how long ago that was and since I don't see/hear anything inside
    I'm gonna risk it and take this useful item/check inside"

    Still not the best idea, very risky, but at least there's some logic in there.

    But guess what? It wasn't any random item, was it?
    Back at the house before they leave Kenny says he found a toolbox with useful stuff in the shed and Ben runs at once to check it out.
    And the tool he picks up is that very hatchet! So he should have recognized
    it and think that someone from his group put it there for a reason. Even if there were no zombies at the door at the time one would leave it alone.

    so really no excuses & no words...
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