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The "whatever's on your mind" thread

posted by GuruGuru214 on - last edited - Viewed by 448.3K users
One of the things that's great about this forum is its randomness. Well, this is the epitome of it: a thread for whatever random thought happens to be passing through your mind.

For example, I've just been struck by the most random craving for Taco Bell nachos.
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  • WarpSpeed;723932 said:
    Could be nothing to do with you, too. Could be that they've made a realization in their own lives that they're not being friendly enough, and are now trying to overcompensate. I would accept them as their new selves, while keeping an eye out for things like, "So, can you lend me your new gaming console for a week, ol' pal?"
    Ah, I considered that possibility, but when I was working with someone I had to fetch something, and as I was walking back down the store I saw her talking to that person, and they were both watching me walk down to them, and something about the way they were talking made it look like they were talking about me.

    Then after that, she started treating me nicer. Friendlier greetings, and she went out of her way to give me back a bit of paper with a barcode on it that I left on the guys trolley.
    It's odd, because:
    1. We have hundreds of the things lying around, and its not usually hard to get another one
    2. People leave them behind all the time, and I've never seen anyone go out of their way to give them back to people

    Hmmm... Definitely odd...
  • Someone please tell me a stupid, dumb joke to make me laugh.
  • ZachyKinz;723982 said:
    Someone please tell me a stupid, dumb joke to make me laugh.
    A man walks into a bar and screams, "Oh god, my fucking forehead!"
  • ZachyKinz;723982 said:
    Someone please tell me a stupid, dumb joke to make me laugh.
    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    Because you ate it's family and it now has nothing live for, so it decides to tempt fate by forever crossing the road until its existence is relieved by a passing car.
    I hope your happy now. You monster...

    Hmmm.... I think I missed the mark on that one by a bit....
  • ZachyKinz;723982 said:
    Someone please tell me a stupid, dumb joke to make me laugh.
    I know one.
  • What did Bruce Lee normally drink while he was still alive?

  • coolsome;724068 said:
    I know one.
    Coolsome’s so stupid that...

    He would sell his car for gas money
    I told him to buy a colored TV, he came back and said “what color?”
    He would stop at a stop sign and wait for it to say go.
    He needs twice as much sense to be a half wit.
    It takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
    He could trip over a cordless phone.
    He watches “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.
    He tried to study for a drug test.

    And now for a dumb joke:
    A pirate’s walking down the street with a car’s steering wheel down the front of his pants. A guy walks up to him and says, “What’s that there for?” And the pirate says, “Arr, it’s driving me nuts!"
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    Q: What is the name of the first electricity detective?
    A: Sherlock Ohms
  • A man dies and goes to hell. He meets Satan, who turns out to be a pretty nice guy, and proceeds to drive with him to a resort with a swimming pool and a nine-hole golf course.
    "You know," says the man, "this is much nicer than I thought it would be."
    "Yeah, but heaven is admittedly a lot nicer. They've got a lot more stuff up there than we have down here."
    While playing on the golf course, the man looks over and sees a pit full of fire, pitchforks, and the screams of tortured souls.
    "Yikes!" says the man, "What is that?"
    Satan looks over and responds, "Oh, that? We had that built for the Catholics. They insisted on it."
  • Well, it's been a while. Have I missed anything of interest?
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