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F*ck one, kill one, marry one.

edited January 2013 in The Walking Dead
Out of all the female characters in TWD game, you have to pick which three you'd have sex with, kill, and marry.

I'll give an example.

  1. I'd bang Carley
  2. Kill Molly
  3. Marry Lilly

If you're a girl or gay, you can do this in reverse with the guys. Of if you're bi you can do two lists? Lol, I dunno. I just got this from Step Brothers and found it hilarious. So I posted the idea here.
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  • edited November 2012
    Doctanian wrote: »
    Out of all the female characters in TWD game, you have to pick which three you'd have sex with, kill, and marry.

    I'll give an example.

    1. I'd bang Carley
    2. Kill Molly
    3. Marry Lilly

    If you're a girl or gay, you can do this in reverse with the guys. Of if you're bi you can do two lists? Lol, I dunno. I just got this from Step Brothers and found it hilarious. So I posted the idea here.

    Man, you are so funny.:)
    I'm straight but I think I may;
    1)Bang Chuck (deserves a reward for his courage)
    2)Kill Kenny (deserves nothing more)
    3)Marry that crazy woman in the forest. (deserves a better life)

    :D
  • edited November 2012
    If am a man i will marry them all carly lily molly hhhhhh
  • edited December 2012
    MEN
    1. Bang Lee - you can tell he has a nice bod. And that voice??? Seeexy as hell. :cool:
    2. kill Kenny. I found him sooooo annoying in my first playthrough but that was partly because I didn't help him kill Larry. :p
    3. Marry Glenn. Cause I'm Asian. :)

    OMEN
    1. Bang Molly. Although I would try and do a blood / pap smear test on her first, who knows what she might have gotten from that sleazy doctor. :eek:
    2. kill Lilly. Bitch deserves it. :mad:
    3. Marry Carley :)
  • edited December 2012
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  • edited December 2012
    1) Bang Kenny, he was my bro...
    2) Kill all dem zombies
    3) Marry Lilly

    ;D
  • edited December 2012
    hahahahno wrote: »
    1. Bang Clementine
    2. Kill Vernon
    3. Marry Molly

    You best hope this account won't be traceable when you run for public office.
  • edited December 2012
    1) Lee. For obvious reasons.
    2) Ben. Oh, Ben... actually sort of cute in a scruffy way, but way too annoying.
    3) Totally marry Omid. Cute, funny and like Christa, I have a thing for short men.
  • edited December 2012
    Leave Clem out of this thread xD

    Bang Molly
    Kill Lilly
    Marry Carley

    Funny thread!
  • edited December 2012
    1. Bang Lilly
    2. Kill Jolene (already did that)
    3. Marry Carley
  • edited December 2012
    What a horrid thread.....
  • edited December 2012
    IDKDC (if anyone knows what that means)

    IDKDC: I don't know, don't care
  • edited December 2012
    Bang: Molly
    Kill: Lilly
    Marry: Carley

    lol.
  • edited December 2012
    Molly, Irene, Clem's mom (Then I'd be her dad!)
  • edited December 2012
    Bang Carley
    Marry Molly
    Kill Lilly
  • edited December 2012
    Bang:Lee
    Kill: Campman
    Marry: I really would choose Lee but I guess my second choice would be Omid.
  • edited December 2012
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  • edited December 2012
    Well, I'm a gay guy but I'll do both for male and female lol.

    Guys: Marry Omid (He's so adorable omg), Bang Lee, Kill crazy guy on the radio LOL.
    Girls: Marry Molly, Bang Carley, Kill Brenda :P
  • edited December 2012
    <peeks in... Backs away slowly>
  • edited December 2012
    I'd:
    • Bang Molly
    • Kill Lilly (sorry)
    • Marry Carley

    I'm only including these three, it'd be a cough out if I said "Kill Brenda" or "Kill Jolene" or something.
  • edited December 2012
    1. Bang Molly.
    2.Kill Vernon.
    3.Marry Lilly.
  • edited December 2012
    Bang Molly.
    Kill Lilly.
    Marry Carley.
    Though I'd have an affair with Molly being married with Carley... I'd bang both. <<<Badass.
  • edited December 2012
    Bang and marry Carley
    Bang and marry Lilly
    Bang and marry Molly

    ...yeah, couldn't decide : P
  • edited December 2012
    Comes in and looks around...

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  • edited December 2012
    Bang Hilda
    Kill Brick
    Marry Axe
  • edited December 2012
    Bang Hilda
    Kill random walker
    Marry Axe

    I'd rather kill that brick that cannot be reached
  • edited December 2012
    Ghositex wrote: »
    I'd rather kill that brick that cannot be reached

    Yes,in fact that is what I will change my post to,that brick is more dangerous than anything that ever and will ever exist.
  • edited December 2012
    Ctrl + F Clem

    :|

    "If there is anything in all of creation that can better our chances of getting laid, it... is dat zombie puss. Think about it. They won't mind or complain. Probably hasn't been played with in months." - Lee Everett (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=661dbFQYbgU#t=2m04s)
  • edited December 2012
    Bang - Clem's zombie baby sitter

    Kill - the cannibal cow

    Marry - Brie
  • edited December 2012
    Bang Carley and Molly
    Kill the walker that bit Lee
    Marry the first walker that Lee Killed in his last stand
  • edited December 2012
    Moggyoxys wrote: »
    Bang Carley and Molly
    Kill the walker that bit Lee
    Marry the first walker that Lee Killed in his last stand

    I repeat. "Think about it. They won't mind or complain. Probably hasn't been played with in months."
  • edited December 2012
    Bang: Larry, he's so big.. hairy and strong<3 mmmm...

    Kill: Molly

    Marry: Hershel
  • edited December 2012
    Bang: Larry, he's so big.. hairy and strong<3 mmmm...

    Kill: Molly

    Marry: Hershel

    LOLOLOLOLOL :p
  • edited December 2012
    Bang: Larry, he's so big.. hairy and strong<3 mmmm...

    Kill: Molly

    Marry: Hershel

    Fisto..The..
    What the fuck?
  • edited December 2012
    Fuck Molly
    Marry Carley
    Kill Lilly
  • edited December 2012
    Bang Carly
    Kill Molly
    Marry Lilly
  • edited December 2012
    Kill Carley
    Kill Molly
    Kill Lilly
    I want to kill everybody in the world.
  • edited December 2012
    KlNGEDY0 wrote: »
    Kill Carley
    Kill Molly
    Kill Lilly
    I want to kill everybody in the world.

    bass drop?
  • edited December 2012
    Bang Carley
    Kill Vernon
    Marry Carley! :D
  • edited December 2012
    1) Bang Molly.
    2) Kill Duck... or Larry.
    3) Marry Omid.
  • edited December 2012
    Me is disappoint.. I would've at least expected one troll to go:

    "Marry: <person>
    Kill: <same person>
    Bang: <same person>
    In that order.."

    TWD Community.. you disappoint :(
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