The moral of the story is... *MAJOR SPOILERS*

... don't take things from from a seemingly abandoned station wagon.

Got any more joke morals, peeps?
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  • edited March 2013
    Never kill anyone. Clementine is always watching o.O
  • edited March 2013
    Things, which are stuck in between door-handles... ARE. THERE. FOR. A. REASON! :rolleyes:
    /edit: the one above is great too, and so true.
  • edited March 2013
    Ceiling Cat sees all.... Clem sees all... Clem is Ceiling Cat?:eek:
  • edited March 2013
    Never give girls batteries. It leads to bad things xD. (No sexism intended, just fits lol)
  • edited March 2013
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  • edited March 2013
    Riadon wrote: »
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    lmao
  • edited March 2013
    If you have charm coming out of your ass, beware flying salt licks.
  • edited March 2013
    No one can resist the allure of apples. :p
  • edited March 2013
    Rock114 wrote: »
    If you have charm coming out of your ass, beware flying salt licks.

    LOL - epic.:)
  • edited March 2013
    Don't trust dairy farmers
  • edited March 2013
    Always wear jeans with LARGE pockets, or have people in your group that do.
  • edited March 2013
    Don't automatically assume that a nine-year-old won't be the most competent person you'll ever meet.
  • edited March 2013
    Bandits still cover their faces all the time, even with no risk of being on CCTV
  • edited March 2013
    Never allow people named Ben near you.
  • edited March 2013
    Just because a little boy drives you nuts just by existing, does not mean I actually want to kill him.
  • edited March 2013
    Don't trust cancer patients, they'll stab you in the back eventually.
  • edited March 2013
    Cutting your arm off is going to hurt.
  • edited March 2013
    Dont like no hash...
  • edited March 2013
    Wrighty wrote: »
    Dont like no hash...

    xD.
  • edited March 2013
    Never leave your station wagon full of food and supplies in a zombie apocalypse to find your missing son, because people will take all of your stuffs...
  • edited March 2013
    Beware the plot device guys who appear out of nowhere to talk and judge you about the stuff they should not care about personally that much to kill you and act like a summary of stuff you have decided to do.
  • edited March 2013
    The moral of the story is: Pay your hard-earned money to feel terrible for 2-3 hour chunks every 2 months. GOTY.
  • edited March 2013
    Don't get too emotionally attached to a video game character because the evil game developers will take them away from you and stomp on your heart.
  • edited April 2013
    The moral is don't fight like a Dairy farmer...
    Fight like a Cow
  • edited April 2013
    Hudomonkey wrote: »
    Fight like a Cow

    Like this?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7bmpo6zFuQ

    This video is definitely one of those "WTF did I just watched" Internet moments!
  • edited April 2013
    double_u wrote: »
    Like this?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7bmpo6zFuQ

    This video is definitely one of those "WTF did I just watched" Internet moments!

    ...I don't know what to say. I feel... disturbed...
  • edited April 2013
    Want to befriend a duck? High five it! It's an incredibly awesome thing to do!
  • edited April 2013
    If you yell like Kenny, you'll get your face chewed off.
  • edited April 2013
    It doesn't matter if people will remember that, if they live only for five seconds after.
  • edited April 2013
    Calling a mentally unstable woman a bitch screws up everything.
  • edited April 2013
    It doesn't matter if people will remember that, if they live only for five seconds after.

    Or it does matter because some weirdo over the radio will chew you out over it months later.
  • edited April 2013
    Or it does matter because some weirdo over the radio will chew you out over it months later.

    Or it doesn't matter because he dies anyway :O
  • edited April 2013
    Mark$man wrote: »
    Or it doesn't matter because he dies anyway :O

    Until that guy's son comes back in season two for revenge!
    (The Stranger said he "lost" him, he never said he died. :p)
  • edited April 2013
    Until that guy's son comes back in season two for revenge!
    (The Stranger said he "lost" him, he never said he died. :p)

    I know... I'm worried about that... Well that and my Lee coming back and killing Clementine :/ So many worries.
  • edited April 2013
    If your worst fear is being eaten alive by zombies, don't ask someone to drop you in a bell tower full of zombies.
  • edited April 2013
    ^Hahahaha oxymoron ftw
  • edited April 2013
    Rommel49 wrote: »
    If your worst fear is being eaten alive by zombies, don't ask someone to drop you in a bell tower full of zombies.

    He hoped the fall would kill him. 50ft drops usually do in most cases(right?). Unfortunately, Bad Luck Ben got the short end of the stick.
  • edited April 2013
    ^Well... maybe if he fell on his spine or head. Instead, he broke his legs.
  • edited April 2013
    Mornai wrote: »
    He hoped the fall would kill him. 50ft drops usually do in most cases(right?). Unfortunately, Bad Luck Ben got the short end of the stick.

    He is crap at getting killed too it seems...
  • edited April 2013
    Never reach for a walkie-talkie next to a garbage pile during a zombie infestation.
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