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400 days comedy show

edited August 2013 in The Walking Dead
You know if it weren't for the circumstances 400 days would make a great comedy show it would be like a Benny Hill Show parody and it would have five sketches like :
" The Three Stooges of Atlanta "
" Wyatt and Eddie : Bros 4 Life "
" The Misadventures of Russell and Nate "
" Bonnie's Love Triangle of Mistakes "
" Shel and Becca : The Sisters of Trouble "
Which sketch would be the best ?
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  • edited July 2013
    Those are great names for sketches, I would go with Bros 4 Life followed by The Misadventures of Russell and Nate.
  • edited July 2013
    And here are the plots
    The Three Stooges of Atlanta : Vince , Justin and Danny always get into bussinesses that go horribly wrong and they have a huge rivarly with Wall Street .
    Bros 4 Life : Wyatt and Eddie are two best buddies and they look after each other and at the same time cause trouble with some street gangs .
    Misadventures of Russell and Nate : Russell and Nate live together and Nate always takes Russell on road trips and both are trying to pick on chicks and they fail miserably
    Bonnie's Love Triangle of Mistakes : Bonnie has a secret relationship with Leland and she doesn't want Dee to find out but when Leland always does something stupid she gets angry at him and when she tries to hits him she always accidently hits Dee with her fists and sometimes with objects .
    Sisters of Trouble : Becca always causes trouble at Gil's Pitstop and Roman always blames Shel for not controlling her sister and poor Shel always has to clean up her mess .
  • edited July 2013
    That is just genus Master Psychic, I still go with Bros and Misadventures but they all sound fun.
  • edited July 2013
    That is just genus Master Psychic, I still go with Bros and Misadventures but they all sound fun.

    Kenny needs to make a cameo in The Misadventures of Russell and Nate
  • edited July 2013
    I was thinking of The Three Stooges when I was playing as Vince... :D
  • edited July 2013
    I was thinking of that to, funny.
  • edited July 2013
    Kenny needs to make a cameo in The Misadventures of Russell and Nate

    Well i was thinking of an episode where Kenny , Katjaa , Duck , Lee , Carley and Clementine appear in Misadventures of Russell and Nate and in this universe Lee , Carley and Clementine are a family .
    Russell and Nate arrive at a diner and Nate tries to hit on Carley and Lee gets pissed of and Nate insults their families by calling Katjaa a Snorlax , saying that the names Duck and Clementine are stupid which causes Kenny and Lee to beat him up and Carley punches him in the balls and Nate says something funny in a high pitched voice like :
    " Russ , do you know that Jack did ?
    " What did Jack do ? "
    " He hit the road , and we should do what he did . "
    Russell and Nate are running to the van and Lee and Kenny are behind them but they manage to escape and episode ends with Nate and Russell saying :
    " Geez some people just can't take a joke these days Russ . "
    " Nate , remind me to put a leash on you when we hang out in a dinner . "
  • edited July 2013
    While at the same time having Hill Billy chase music playing when Kenny is going after them.
  • edited July 2013
    Bros 4 Life :D
  • edited July 2013
    Damn it, I want this sketches to be real, if they were I am pretty sure Saturday Night Live would be good again.
  • edited July 2013
    Kenny needs to make a cameo in The Misadventures of Russell and Nate

    Agreed :) The misadventures of Nate and Kenny... I mean Russel, of course I meant to say Russel *whisper quietly* "I really meant Kenny"
  • edited July 2013
    I would so play to see that, TELLTALE MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!
  • edited July 2013
    I thought of a episode of Bros 4 Life where a woman moves in Wyatt and Eddie's neighborhood and it's Lilly . Wyatt and Eddie fall in love with her and both are now rivals for Lilly's heart but both of them fail miserably and in the end Lilly tells them that she has a boyfriend and his name is Mark and than Larry shows up and beats the crap out of Wyatt and Eddie for trying to hit on her daughter and both of them end up in the hospital .
  • edited July 2013
    Were they play RPS to see who gets to drive the car home.
  • edited July 2013
    Also in every episode of Sisters Of Trouble whenever Becca causes trouble , after Roman yells every time at Shel , Clive comes in with a megaphone and shouts in Shel's ear with the megaphone " SHEL , CLEAN UP ON AISLE FIVE NOW ! " and then Clive leaves .
  • edited July 2013
    All of them sound so funny, but I just have to go with the stooges of Atlanta! Imagine Danny arguing with Justin about "elegant shit" still being shit and Vince trying to be a mediator! Okay it already happenned but still it would be awesome!
  • edited July 2013
    I really like all of them really.
  • edited July 2013
    Y'know what I'd REALLY like?

    After Telltale decides TWD is over (NOT ANYTIME NEAR SOON, PLEASE) I'd like them to make a season with 5 episodes and honor the fans by making sketches of characters from previous seasons (of course, assuming there are 5 seasons, otherwise make 1 per season or make less if there are less than 5 seasons) and making sketches like these. Make for a laugh-fest.


    MAKE IT HAPPEN! IF THIS HAPPENS, I WILL EXPLODE OF HAPPINESS.

    Also, these sketches would be great. :P
    Replace Eddie and Wyatt: Bros for life with Lee and Kenny: Bros for life and you've got yourself a best seller game.
  • edited July 2013
    It will balance out the unending sadness.
  • edited July 2013
    It will balance out the unending sadness.

    Exactly. :D
  • edited July 2013
    Y'know what I'd REALLY like?

    After Telltale decides TWD is over (NOT ANYTIME NEAR SOON, PLEASE) I'd like them to make a season with 5 episodes and honor the fans by making sketches of characters from previous seasons (of course, assuming there are 5 seasons, otherwise make 1 per season) and making sketches like these. Make for a laugh-fest.


    MAKE IT HAPPEN! IF THIS HAPPENS, I WILL EXPLODE OF HAPPINESS.

    Also, these sketches would be great. :P
    Replace Eddie and Wyatt: Bros for life with Lee and Kenny: Bros for life and you've got yourself a best seller game.

    Oh i can imagine other sketches like these :
    " The Urban Family " - Lee , Clementine and Carley .
    " Kenny's Adventures of Boats and Ducks " - Kenny , Katjaa and Duck .
    " The Incredible Asshole and his Incredible She-Bitch Daughter and her boyfriend " Larry , Lilly and Mark .
    " The MacGyver of Macon " - Doug .
    " The Unlucky Kids " - Ben and Travis .
    " Cancer hits when you don't suspect " - Vernon and his crew .
    " The Tarzan of Savannah " - Molly .
    " The Magical Hobo " - Chuck .
    " The Save-Lots Punks " - The Bandits .
    " The Innocent St John Family " The St Johns
    " A man and His Missing Station Wagon " - Campman
    " The Funny Guy , The Pregnant Girlfriend and The Cat " - Omid , Christa and their cat .
    And that's it .
  • edited July 2013
    Oh i can imagine other sketches like these :
    " The Urban Family "


    ...I would hope that Kenny would make a cameo in there.

    "URBANS"
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tO5-VPzznRY&feature=player_detailpage&t=8
    :D
  • edited July 2013
    Those all reallly need to become real sketch's, it would make SNL funny again.
  • edited July 2013
    ...I would hope that Kenny would make a cameo in there.

    "URBANS"
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tO5-VPzznRY&feature=player_detailpage&t=8
    :D

    Well of course , Kenny is Lee , Clem and Carley's friendly neighbour and he comes every morning in every episode and says this in a episode
    " Hey Lee , can you give me some sugar ? And i am not talking about the sugar you are giving to your wife . "
    " Yeah maybe next time Kenny . "
    And then Lee closes the door in Kenny's face and Kenny says " Fucking Urban . "
  • edited July 2013
    I think tomorrow i am going to make a second part called " The Walking Dead Game Comedy Show " and put those sketches there .
  • edited July 2013
    You should, you will have me backing it up, even if that is not a whole lot.
  • edited July 2013
    My Bonnie is over that cornfield
    My Bonnie is over that hill
    Don't risk my Bonnie's life..
    Coz she will end up killing your wife !

    all of them seems pretty funny tho :P
  • edited July 2013
    I'm still waiting. D:
  • edited July 2013
    I'm still waiting. D:

    Waiting for Part two " Walking Dead Comedy Show " ?
  • edited July 2013
    Yup. :D
    But, srsly, MAKE IT HAPPEN, TELLTALE!
  • edited August 2013
    Today i decided to give 400 Days Comedy Show a try .
    " The Three Stooges Of Atlanta "
    " Pharmacy Wars "
    Vince , Justin and Danny open their own drugstore and their slogan is " Fuck Wall Street " .
    Their only competition are Lee's parents but it seems that Vince , Justin and Danny are winning the competition .
    Lee's parents decide to call Wall Street and they help them .
    Wall Street puts some chemicals in the pills and Vince , Justin and Danny's customers transform into mutants because of this and they blame them .
    Their pharmacy gets shut down and then Wall Street assholes show up and laugh at them and leave .
    Vince: Fuck Wall Street .
    Danny: Fuck Wall Street .
    Justin: Fuck Wall Street .
    End of episode .
    " Wyatt and Eddie: Bros 4 Life "
    " Mouse Problem "
    Eddie has a problem . He has a mouse in his house .
    Wyatt shows up and decides to help Eddie . They can't manage to catch the mouse and Wyatt decides to call the exterminator but Eddie refuses and they decide to play RPS .
    In the End , Wyatt wins and he calls the exterminator and the exterminator is Doug and he wears a Ghostusters uniform . He puts cheese next to the mouse hole and when the mouse comes , he will shoot him . But Eddie doesn't know the plan and eats the cheese and Doug thinks it's the mouse and he shoots Eddie ... in the dick .
    Doug decides to build a robot to catch the mouse but Eddie presses some buttons on the robot and the robot explodes and sends Wyatt , Eddie and Doug flying and they land in hot water . The mouse is ok and he laughs and eats some cheese says to the screen " Good Night Folks " .
    End of episode .
    " The Misadventures of Russell and Nate " .
    " Prank Calls " .
    Nate is bored and he decides to make some prank calls but Russell thinks that it's not a good idea but Nate says that prank calls are fun and he begins to call his first victim:
    Lee: Hello ?
    Nate: Is this Kee ?
    Lee: No this is Lee .
    Nate: Good because I am going to kick your ass bitch !
    Lee: Who is this ?
    Nate: I am the guy who is going to kick your ass !
    Lee: Who the fuck are you ?
    Nate: I'm Carley's boyfriend .
    Lee: Carley's boyfriend ?
    Nate: Yeah !
    Lee: I'm her husband !
    Nate: She never told me that she has a husband . THAT SLUT !
    Lee: Why you no good ... CARLEY !
    Carley: What ?
    Lee: Are you cheating on me ?
    Carley: WHAT ! OF COURSE NOT ! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT !
    Lee: Well this guy says that he is your boy-
    Than Nate begins to laugh .
    Nate: APRIL FOOLS !
    Lee: LISTEN HERE YOU GODDAMN PUNK ! WHEN I'M GOING TO GET YOU I'M GOINT TO RIP YOUR-
    Nate: Yeah , yeah by the way , I'm going to fuck your wife tonight .
    Lee: YOU SON OF A-
    Nate hangs up on Lee and laughs and decides to give call someone else .
    Kenny: Hello ?
    Nate: Is this Kenny ?
    Kenny: Yes .
    Nate: Well congratulations ! You won the Nobel Peace Prize !
    Kenny: Oh shit really ?
    Nate: Yes !
    Kenny: This is to good to be true and ... Wait a damn second ! My asshole neighbour Henry said the same thing and it was a damn prank ! Who is this ?
    Nate: APRIL FOOLS !
    Kenny: Listen here you pissant ! I don't have time for your goddamn pranks and-
    Nate: Hey Kenny , your wife is a giant fatass hippo and your son is gay !
    Kenny: YOU GODDAMMMMMMMM-
    Nate hands up on Kenny and laughs again and decides to make one more prank call .
    Ben: Hello ?
    Nate: Who is this ?
    Ben: My name is Ben .
    Nate: ...... Ben you suck .
    Nate hangs up on Ben .
    Larry: Hello ?
    Nate: Is this Larry ?
    Larry: Yes .
    Nate: Well I am a doctor and i want to tell you that your daughter is pregnant .
    Larry: WHAT !?
    Nate: I am a doctor and-
    Larry: I KNOW WHAT YOU SAID FROM THE BEGGINING DUMB SHIT ! DID YOU SAY THAT MY DAUGHTER IS PREGNANT !?
    Nate: Yes she is .
    Larry: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ! WHO ! WHO IS THE FUCKING FATHER !?
    Nate: Well the father is .... Chuck Norris .
    Larry: WHAT !?
    Nate: APRIL FOOLS !
    Larry: YOU SON OF A BITCH ! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU I-
    Nate: By the way , your daughter is ugly as fuck !
    Larry: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
    Nate hangs up on Larry and bursts laughing and Russell says that it was a bad idea and Nate says that they are never going to find him .
    Lee , Kenny and Larry decide to find the guy who pranked him and they call Doug and he manages to get his phone number and Kenny decides to give him a taste of his own medicine .
    Nate gets a phone call .
    Nate: Hello ?
    Kenny ( fake arabic voice ) : Hello who is this ?
    Nate: My name is Nate .
    Kenny: Oh hello Nate ! My name is Ynnek . Me and my two friends Eel and Yrral decided to visit this country and we want to visit you .
    Nate: Thanks but i don't think I-
    Kenny: And we have some hot babes with us .
    Nate: Did you say hot babes ?
    Kenny: Yes .
    Nate: Sweet ! Well come here !
    Kenny: But we don't know your address .
    Nate tells " Ynnek " his address and Ynnek hangs up on Nate and he can't wait to see those hot babes and than Lee , Kenny and Larry burst in .
    Kenny: THE JIG IS UP ASSHOLE !
    Nate: Oh hey Lee , Kenny and Larry . Right now i'm expecting Ynnek , Eel and Yrral to come here with those hot babes . Did you guys see them coming this wa-
    And then Larry grabs Nate and all three decide to beat him up . They leave and Russell shows up and asks Nate what happened .
    Nate: Russ ... This is what happenes when people don't get the joke .
    End of episode .
  • edited August 2013
    I was hoping you would 400 Days, thanks for update, it was very good.
  • edited August 2013
    I was hoping you would 400 Days, thanks for update, it was very good.

    So what did you think about the " Prank Calls " episode Bio ? Pretty hilarious right ? :D
  • edited August 2013
    I know, hope you do a lot more soon.
  • edited August 2013
    I like 'Prank Call' cause its got Kenny in it :p
  • edited August 2013
    I like 'Prank Call' cause its got Kenny in it :p

    Did you find the episode hilarious ? And whose prank call was much funnier ? Nate or Kenny's .
  • edited August 2013
    Yeah it was pretty funny. Kenny's.
  • edited August 2013
    Kenny's was great, Larry flipping out was amusing to say the least, I can't say, they were all great.
  • edited August 2013
    Kenny's was great, Larry flipping out was amusing to say the least, I can't say, they were all great.

    It was pretty clever with the names " Ynnek , Eel and Yrral " if you spell them backwards . ;)
  • edited August 2013
    I just caught that, that is clever.
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