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Coolest Quotes in the Game?

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  • edited July 2013
    Huh, okay then, odd since I just replayed in on the 5th to prepare for 400 Days.
  • edited July 2013
    I can't watch the video Goddammit Ben and stupid Internet connection! I'll take your word for it.
  • edited July 2013
    "TALK Wyatt! Do you always have to be so damn thoughtful!?- "Eddie if Wyatt stays silent

    Also, Kenny's bro speech is heartwarming and all, but the "go fuck yourself" option is just as satisfying :D

    "You know what Kenny? Go fuck yourself. You're gonna let a little girl die, just cause I didn't have your back every damn minute? Maybe you should grow the fuck up!"- Badass Lee
  • edited July 2013
    Eddie (If Wyatt stays silent): Are you still thinking about my dick?

    Lee (after looking at some paint cans at the train station): Somebody was doing some painting...
    Lee (after looking at the message wrote on the roof using the same paint): Somebody was doing A LOT of painting.
  • edited July 2013
    The fence in Episode 2, and I know what you mean, I think I have clicked everything and then some LP finds something I did not.

    lol I was watching Cry's playthrough of the game, and he heard the pointy remark. Of course, to the viewers, that was that.

    But in the final struggle with Andy, they were near a fence and Cry, thinking he was brilliant, yelled out "Those were pointy!"
  • edited July 2013
    "Hop in we will get there, or somewhere, eventually."


    -Nate
  • edited July 2013
    lol I was watching Cry's playthrough of the game, and he heard the pointy remark. Of course, to the viewers, that was that.

    But in the final struggle with Andy, they were near a fence and Cry, thinking he was brilliant, yelled out "Those were pointy!"

    Cry, the best LPer of the Walking Dead if you ask me anyway, shame that he did not play 400 Days, as far as I am aware he did not play it.
  • edited July 2013
    Cry, the best LPer of the Walking Dead if you ask me anyway, shame that he did not play 400 Days, as far as I am aware he did not play it.

    I am aware! And he did!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrG6ciEDLQI
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvZ0u2gmlSo
  • edited July 2013
    He did??? Well then I must have scanned over it, well that is something I might just do now.
  • edited July 2013
    Lee: You threatening me, old man? 'Cause you're not gonna like how that goes. Put the fucking gun down before you really make me mad.

    Vernon: Keep back! Or I swear I'll shoot!
    Lee: ...Nah, I don't think so. I know killers, seen my share. You ain't got the look, and that means you ain't got the balls... NOW DROP THE GODDAMN GUN!
  • edited July 2013
    Fine, don't have to he a pussy about it- Nate


    Put the gun down, bitch!- Lee
  • edited July 2013
    O yes, the classic line that killed us all, in more ways then one, and I just noticed I am at 3000 posts, *break out the Parsecs Whiskey.*
  • edited July 2013
    TWD (400 Days included) is a goldmine.

    Noble wrote: »
    I have a lot of favorites, but I am reminded of this:

    "Is that all you got, Lee? ... You ain't shit!"

    "It's over!"

    "Fuck you. As soon as Dan and Mama get out here, y-you're all fucked!"

    "They're not coming."

    "What do you mean...? Lee, what the fuck do you mean? Don't you dare walk away from me, Lee! Get back here and FINISH THIS THING! Get back here and fight me like a man, Lee! ... Lee... Leee!"


    That whole exchange is superb. Damn near perfect as far as I'm concerned.
  • edited July 2013
    Lee: that's girl's my care. we've been through more you could imagine. anyone tries to get between me and her-- anyone! is gonna wind up dead!

    Kenny: oh you made it back,good job.Good job.

    Ben:
    Lee:"getting bitten's not that bad"
    Ben:"Really?"
    Lee:"No. It's horrible"

    Clementine:"Yes" after asked if put bugs on Duck's pillow

    Duck:"It smells funny in here"

    Carley:"Don't call me small"

    Lilly:"The list of people i can trust here get smaller everyday"

    Larry:"or smash his head in"
    Gets his head smashed an episode later.

    Doug:"holy moly"
  • edited July 2013
    He did??? Well then I must have scanned over it, well that is something I might just do now.

    He did! I watched him. Cry's awesome.
  • edited July 2013
    Don't know if these are the coolest but mute-Russell run is some comedy gold

    Nate: "I see you hiding down there with your boyfriend."
    Russell: ...
    Nate: "Dude, I can see you breathing... and so can those dead dudes coming out of the woods."
    Russell: *jumps up*
    Nate: "HAHA, oh shit, man, how the fuck are you alive falling for junk like that? I mean SERIOUSLY, how are you not in some hillbilly's freezer already?"


    Nate: "Look, Russell, I just asked you your name, not who the King of fucking Norway was."


    Russell: ...
    Nate: ...
    Russell: ...
    Nate: "This is pretty fucking uncomfortable now ain't it?"
    Russell: "Yep."


    Nate: "Fine, be mad, just stop being a pussy."
    Russell: ...
    Nate: "... Or keep being a pussy."


    (Also did you know that if you just sit doing nothing when you're supposed to take a glance at the sniper, the following eventually happens?)
    Russell: ...
    Nate: "Russell, you still breathing?"
    Russell: ...
    Nate: "Fuck it, I'll do it myself." *actually does it himself*
  • edited July 2013
    CreeperX wrote: »
    Russell: ...
    Nate: ...
    Russell: ...
    Nate: "This is pretty fucking uncomfortable now ain't it?"
    Russell: "Yep."

    When does this happen?
  • edited July 2013
    When does this happen?
    When Nate asks whether you have 'any tail back where you come from?', just answer with the: ....
  • edited July 2013
    Someone probably already said this, but I'm too lazy to read all the posts.

    Lee: "Hmmm, pointy."
  • edited July 2013
    That was me, and it beats all the lines ever spoken in the history of games.
  • edited July 2013
    Lee: kenny you alright up there?
    Kenny: Damn near shit my pants
  • edited July 2013
    Anything Eddie says is gold. Wyatt gets some good ones too.

    Eddie: Wyatt, talk WORDS at me, man! ...Say something, you fat asshole!

    Eddie: Balls. Balls balls BALLS!

    Eddie: I will punch your eyes!

    Wyatt: I'll go, you pussy, give me the gun.

    Wyatt: There you are, ya piece of shits.

    Wyatt: Alright, I'll just keep talking to myself out here, 'cause that makes sense...

    Lee: I told Katjaa I'd get you to stop this, and you bet your ass I'm gonna. I don't give a fuck that we don't get along, I'm not letting you do this to Kat and Duck! You wanna hurt people because you're afraid! Losing Duck ain't enough for you?! Because you'll fucking lose everything acting like this! I'll fucking kill you before I let that happen!

    And who could forget...

    Lee: Hey, Ben.
    Ben: Hey! :)
    Lee: See ya.
    Ben: ...yeah...:(
  • edited August 2013
    Lee: kenny you alright up there?
    Kenny: Damn near shit my pants

    Where's that from?
    oh and i rememberd another one
    Lee:everyone allright?
    Ben:i think i just peed myself
    Lee:that's a yes then
  • edited August 2013
    I think if you only take Kenny.
  • edited August 2013
    fabi777 wrote: »
    Where's that from?

    Kenny says it if you only go with him, I know, I've been there done that.
  • edited August 2013
    Me to, funny that I have never seen a major Youtuber go with only Kenny, or only Ben, or nobody, it's always Everyone, or Everyone but Ben or Kenny.
  • edited August 2013
    I go with Kenny, cause he is a true bro, I know him better than anyone else, at first I went with Kenny and Ben, but Ben was goddamn useless, so I rewinded and only brought Kenny. He cut off my arm, best party I ever went too.
  • edited August 2013
    I go with Kenny, cause he is a true bro, I know him better than anyone else, at first I went with Kenny and Ben, but Ben was goddamn useless, so I rewinded and only brought Kenny. He cut off my arm, best party I ever went too.

    Best lines ever if Kenny's cutting off your arm.

    Lee: AAAHHHH, FUCK, STOOOOOP!
    Kenny: Little late for that pal!

    Oh Kenny. You moustachioed rascal you.
  • edited August 2013
    I know, love that line, even in the middle of the goriest moment in the Walking Dead game.
  • edited August 2013
    Going with only Kenny in Episode 5 is FULL of bad-ass lines.
  • edited August 2013
    It's awesome going with only Kenny, he seems different there, the friendship between the two of them shines, a true bromace. Like Rock said when he cuts off your arm, his lines are the best and when climbing the ladder too.
  • edited August 2013
    If Wyatt stays in the car,

    "Hey, Wyatt, I ate paint when I was a kid, DOI!"
  • edited August 2013
    Ahahah that killed me.
    "Road's straight as my dick"
    "Don't talk about your dick"
    "Why not?"
    Or if silent
    "Are you still thinking about my dick?"
  • edited August 2013
    400 Days had so much, from Fuck Wall street, to Tom Cruise out of there, it was amazing.
  • edited September 2013

    Vince: "How do we know this will work out?"

    Tavia: "You don't."

    It's true. We never know how anything will work out. Especially in an apocalypse where nothing is guaranteed.

  • 'you broke that dude face' - omid

  • "...I don't want THIS to be who we are." -Shel

  • aaaah there were sooo many great ones, but I'm sure pretty much the most of them are posted already.
    But my favourite is: "Did you lick it??" "I don't know..." so sweet :D

  • Ya don' just end it, because it's hard. You stick it out, and help the folks you care about. So lets get out there and get that little girl. ~ Kenny.

  • SilencerSteven: Omid was my bro too. :D

    1) In ep3 when you meet Chuck Lee: So you've got candy? Chuck: Had some, gave the last one to the boy (camera points to Ben who

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